Cadpig: ALRIGHT! WOO-HOO!
Rolly: What? What happened?
Spot: Tippy just scored a Double-Double!
Rolly: Double-Double? Hey, I want a Double-Double! You're making me hungry!
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Rolly: Lucky, why do Mario and Luigi talk about spaghetti so much?
Lucky: Well, they're Italian.
Rolly: Yeah, I know they're Italian, but they're just plumbers. What do they know about spaghetti?
Lucky: They know how to clean it out of pipes.
*rimshot*
Lucky: What? That wasn't even a joke!
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Two-Tone: So, Lucky, you ready to take on Ganondorf?
Lucky: Yeah! That old Ganon's no match for the king!
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Pups: Mmm, boy! Buttered toast!
Cruella: Memo to myself: Watch more episodes of that annoying Ed show so I can get the joke.
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Tripod: How much you wanna bet I can out-fart you!
Lucky: You don't stand a chance! I'm the master of flatulence!
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Lucky: What the freak?
Spot: Is something wrong with him?
Rolly: Please stop the room; I want to get off.
*rimshot*
Cadpig: What? That wasn't even a joke!
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Rolly: Here's the restaurant! Can I have my Double-Double now?
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Lucky: Cadpig, I've been standing on top of you a lot. Yes, I know you're strong, but wouldn't it make more sense to have you on top since you're the smallest, youngest, and cutest member of our group?
Cadpig: I already told you in the first episode, Lucky. You have my support.
*rimshot*
Cadpig: What? That wasn't even a joke!
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Lucky: I can't go on much longer! I need to fart!
Cadpig: I need food!
Rolly: I need a Double-Double!
Spot: I need to get rid of this stupid Herpes problem!
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Cadpig: That's the last time we take Wizzer swimming with us!
*rimshot*
Lucky: What? That wasn't even a joke!
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Cadpig: I can't believe our show got cancelled and replaced with more JETIX crap! Why doesn't Toon Disney care about us anymore? d**n IT!
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Roger: And who's idea was it to go out to the Dr. Suess restaurant?
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Cadpig: Excuse me, but could you spare some lobster feed? I need some to feed Lance, the little lobster in my tummy.
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Lucky: Huh. We don't need a trench coat do to our totem pole disguises! With this stuff, we could be the Swamp Thing!
*rimshot*
Lucky: What? That wasn't even a joke!
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Rolly: Have myself a little appetizer before I have my Double-Double.
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Lucky: LUCKY!
Cadpig: CADPIG!
Rolly: ROLLY!
Pups: When our powers combine...WE ARE BOFFOMAN, KING OF MYTHICAL BEASTS!
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Lucky: How is it, guys?
Rolly: I feel really dirty.
Cadpig: I think I need therapy.
Spot: I'm not THAT kind of girl, you guys!
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Lucky: What are we gonna do now, Cadpig?
Cadpig: We gotta get him to the hospital. He needs to be in there for the rest of the week.
Lucky: Well, this sucks. We can't wear our trench coat without Rolly. All three of us have to be together in order to pull that off.
Rolly: Where's my Double-Double?
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Cadpig: Hi, Spot.
Spot: Cadpig? Wait, if you're here, then who's down below me? *looks down and sees no one* Uh-oh. *falls, but is grabbed by Cadpig*
Cadpig: Now, Spot, tell me where Lucky, Rolly and I can find a trench coat that'll fit all three of us stacked onto one another!
Spot: Swamp Rat has one!
Cadpig: Thank you. *lets her go, and she continues to fall and crashes*
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Oh yeah! I got four new running gags!
