You thought I wasn't big on sex humor? Well, check this out!
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Lucky: Man, I really want to go up to the top of Mt. Risky! I think I should go ask my parents.
*Pongo and Perdita are heard laughing and screaming.*
Lucky: What's happening in there?
Perdita: Ooh! Ooh! Aahh!
Lucky: *eyes buldge* Dad! What are you doing to Mom?
Pongo: Uh...I'm just showing her that I'm a real grown-up dog.
Lucky: Oh. Well, I just wanted to know if I could go to Mt. Risky.
Pongo: Sorry, Lucky, but Mt. Risky is only for dogly dogs, not pupply pups.
Lucky: Aww, man! *leaves*
Pongo: You had to squeal that loud, didn't you?
Meanwhile...Lucky: Somehow, I gotta prove to Mom and Dad that I'm a dogly dog. I know! I'll go find Two-Tone!
So...Lucky: Hey, Two-Tone! I want to go up Mt. Risky!
Two-Tone: Really? I do too!
Lucky: But we gotta prove to Mom and Dad that we're dogly dogs and not pupply pups.
Two-Tone: How are we going to do that?
Lucky: Like this...*jumps onto Two-Tone*
Two-Tone: YEE! OOH! AHH!
Lucky: *gets off her* What's wrong?
Two-Tone: I think it'll make more sense to do it doggy style.
Lucky: Like this?
Two-Tone: Yeah. That's more like it.
Later...Lucky: That was fun! Now to go find Cadpig.
So...Lucky: Hey, Cadpig! I gotta prove to Mom and Dad that I'm a dogly dog so that I can go to Mt. Risky! If you let me do something to you, I can let you come too!
Cadpig: Alright! Let's do it!
*Lucky jumps onto Cadpig.*
Lucky: You sure you're okay with this?
Cadpig: Of course, silly!
Later...Cadpig: That was fun, but remind me never to do that again.
Lucky: Thanks, Cadpig! Now Mom and Dad are sure to believe me!
Rolly: Hey...I'm starting to get an idea!
Cadpig: What? NO! ROLLY, DON'T DO IT!
Cadpig: *straining* GAH! ROLLYYYYYYY!!!!!
*crunch*
Lucky: Oh no! Cadpig's dead! Oh, well...*leaves*
And so...Lucky: Hey, Dad, now I have proof that I'm a dogly dog! I just went and did what you did to Mom! You can ask Two-Tone or Cadpig...well, you can ask Two-Tone.
Perdita: OH MY GOD! *faints*
*long silence*
Pongo: That's my boy!
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Again, sorry if I offended anybody. I was inspired by this from a video I saw on Newgrounds. PM me for the link.