Lucky: OH BOY! THIS FEELS SO GOOD! HOW ABOUT A KISS FOR GOOD LUCK?
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Lucky: *farts* I just got an idea!
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Cadpig: *stomach growls* I can't believe they left no scraps for me. How will I ever know what those french fries tasted like?
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Lucky: Can I have some beano, please?
Cadpig: Can I have some food, please?
Rolly: Buttered toast!
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Rolly: *rings bell* The dinner bell is ringing!
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Rolly: Lucky, I'm not that kinda guy! Stop it.
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Rolly: *strains* Oof! Lucky, how do you do it?
Lucky: You just don't have the same flatulence problem as I do, Rolly.
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Lucky: Cadpig, I'm getting tired of walking. Can I climb onto your back?
Cadpig: I'm only giving you this piggyback ride because Two-Tone isn't here, and you are my best friend in the whole wide world.
Cadpig: I'm giving a piggyback ride to my imaginary friend.
Rolly: *off-screen* Look what you've started.
Lucky: *off-screen* Don't look at me. She just suddenly developed an obsession with giving others piggyback rides.
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Lucky: Get off of me, Tubby!
Rolly: YOU...ARE A B*TCH!
---Shadowlink: "Rolly, why don't you write "The B*tch Song" now.
Cadpig: You guys are not going to believe what I just saw! I saw Jasper behind the barn vomitting!
Lucky: That can't be possible! Gays don't vomit!
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Cadpig: Good news, guys!
Lucky: What?
Cadpig: I heard that Toon Disney is reducing its JETIX block and bringing back some of the old Disney Afternoon shows!
Lucky: Alright!
Rolly: Is our show coming back?
Cadpig: Nope, but hopefully, it will eventually.
Lucky: And hopefully we'll be rid of JETIX once and for all!
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Jasper: This is seriously the gayest thing I've done all day!
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Cadpig: *singing*
Cups and cakes, cups and cakes.
Oh what good things Mother makes.
You've got to take tea. Won't you take it with me?
What a gay time it will be.
Cups and cakes, cups and cakes.
Please make sure that nothing breaks.
The china's so dear, and the treacle so clear,
and I'm glad that you are here.
Milk and sugar, bread and jam.
'Scuse me, please, and thank you, ma'am.
Here I am.
Cups and cakes, cups and cakes.
I'm so full, my tummy aches.
How sad it must end, but at least I've a friend
sharing cups and cakes with me.
And cakes with me...---
Cadpig: Huh? Where are you, Lucky? Why aren't you up on my shoulders?
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Lucky: My bum is on the grass! My bum is on the grass!
Cadpig: I have the strangest feeling that I'm getting some obesity.
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Cadpig: *sniff, sniff* Mmm, that smells good!
Lucky: What're you sniffing my ass for? Do you have any idea what it's been doing?
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Lucky: Now all we need is a trench coat!
Two-Tone: *runs on* I'm one step ahead of you, Lucky! *puts a trench coat and fedora on Lucky*
Lucky: Okay, Rolly, you start walking forward, Cadpig, you keep me balanced.
Rolly: I hope he falls and breaks his neck.
Cadpig: I'm sure he'll fall, Rolly, but I don't think we're lucky enough to have him break his neck.
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Lucky: Wow. It looks like everybody's doing it.
Two-Tone: We've created the biggest thing to hit Sparky's board ever.
