Rolly: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE TAZ-MANIAN DEVIL IS ON THE LOOSE!
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Mooch: Let go of my tail!
Lucky: Not until you apologize to every female character who deserves one!
Spot: I must be part of this too...
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Cadpig: *makes metal chomping noises*
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Mooch: Oww! Easy, Cadpig! I have sensitive skin!
Cadpig: Well, your tummy is soft; that's for sure!
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Cadpig: THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cadpig: So this is what it feels like to be on the top of the totem pole.
Mooch: *muffled* Well, if you like it, then why don't you ever put yourself up there?
Cadpig: I can never let Lucky down. Besides, I like to surprise my fans.
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Cadpig: RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Cadpig: How dare you come onto my territory like that!
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Cadpig: *singing*
You have made me so very happy...---
Cadpig: WTF?
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Cadpig: Oh my God! We do have dinosaurs underneath our farm! I should have known Lucky was telling the truth!
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Cadpig: *singing*
Splish, splash. I was taking a bath.
It was about a Saturday night.
Rubba-dub, just relaxing in the tub.---
Cadpig: Uh...Mooch? The 60's are well over.
Mooch: You were just singing a 50's song in that last caption.
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Cadpig: What? What do you mean Toon Disney is getting replaced with Disney XD?
Man: I'm afraid it's for the best of it, Cadpig. We at Disney need to get a new audience, and since Toon Disney's number of viewers has been dropping since we pulled your show, we really have no choice.
Cadpig: Is there any hope of our show coming out on DVD?
Man: I'm sorry, Cadpig, but your show just wasn't popular enough. I'm afraid the only thing you can do now is just hit the streets.
Cadpig: *singing*
Very well. I'm a punk.
A crotunculous shnunk.
Nobody loves me, not one tiny hunk.
I agree; I'm a gripulous, gropulous groo.
I'm a shmoozler, a shmingler, and a foo-poobler too!
I'm a horrendous object, which nobody loves.
I'm untouchable, unless you were anti-sceptical gloves.
So what? I'm a punk!
A crotunculous shnunk.
Nobody loves me....................
not one tiny hunk.
I'm a punk.---
Cadpig: Hey, guys! No need to feel down! I just heard earlier this week that the complete series of "The Powerpuff Girls" is getting released on DVD this January! I'm sure that'll put a little sunshine in our hearts!
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Mooch: Grrf! Mrga moo! Curzer groo!
Cadpig: Urk stuck to ur mouse!
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Rolly: *Italian accent* Hey! Bonjorno, everybody! My name is-a Spaghetti Head-a Rolly, and I will-a be your's-a server tonight!
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Lucky: Step right up, and try your luck at Toy Story's Midway Mania!
Lucky: Hey, young lady.
Cadpig: Who? Me?
Lucky: Yes, you in the blue. I'm gonna guess your weight! I'd say about...30 to 40 minutes.
Cadpig: Wow. He's right!
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Lucky: Grrrr! Puffy told me that if I hugged this dude, I'd get good luck! This is the last time I believe any myths that guy tells me!
Cadpig: What the hell? That chiuaua is not being nice to Lucky, my best friend in the entire world?
Cadpig: That's it! I'M-A FIRIN' MA LAZOR!!!!!
KA-POWWIE!!!!!!!!!!---
Mooch: Cadpig? I have something I've been wanting to ask you for a long time. Will you...?
Cadpig: Sorry, Moochie. Noggin's already my date.
Mooch: *crying hysterically* This is the saddest day of my life! Two-Tone doesn't want me, Cadpig doesn't want me, nobody wants me! I'm just going to be single for the rest of my life!
Spot: Did he forget about the times he dated me?
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I'm sure Two-Tone will like a lot of those. Oh, and for those of you who want to know where I got Cadpig's punk song, here's the inspiration:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MINCW_3KOho
