I'm going to try to do some of kurtmanjp's running gags this time:
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Cadpig: I can't believe Toon Disney's been taken over by all that Jetix crap! Now our show has been cancelled!
Lucky: Cheer up, Cadpig. It's time for us to move on. We're gonna form a rock band!
Lucky: *singing* A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Todays tom sawyer
Mean mean pride.
Though his mind is not for rent,
Dont put him down as arrogant.
His reserve, a quiet defense,
Riding out the days events.
The river
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift.
The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his eyes are wide.
Todays tom sawyer,
He gets high on you,
And the space he invades
He gets by on you.
No, his mind is not for rent
To any God or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes arent permanent,
But change is.
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the witness, catch the wit,
Catch the spirit, catch the spit.
The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his skies are wide.
Exit the warrior,
Todays tom sawyer,
He gets high on you,
And the energy you trade,
He gets right on to the friction of the day.
Cadpig: I guess the psychopathic ice cream carton didn't like our performance.
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Rolly: Wow! Like, total wipeout! *falls*
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Cadpig: Oh, what a tragedy. As I hold you by the ankles, I suffer an itch on my nose.
Lucky: Man, talk about emo these days!
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Mooch: They won't let me marry Spot? That is so sentimental! *cries uncontrollably*
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Cadpig: I wasn't counting on doing this when I decided to join the nudist colony!
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Mooch: Beat it, Lucky! This hang out is only for us three guys and our girl!
Wizzer: Hey, I'm a girl too!
Mooch: Shut up!
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Cadpig's Stomach: Cadpig! I'm getting hungry down here! Feed me more souls!
Cadpig: Okay, okay! Stop growling!
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Lucky: Man, Two-Tone. You really are hot and sexy! Even puppies who look fat know how to win my heart!
Two-Tone: You deserve another piggyback ride!
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Lucky: I'm trying to think of a way we can get Jetix kicked off the air!
Rolly: You think we can do it?
Cadpig: It's only a matter of time before Disney starts to go all Power Rangers, Marvel and anime.
Lucky: I've got an idea! I think it's time we payed the Jetix company a little visit.
Lucky: Ready, guys?
Cadpig: Did you remember the trench coat?
Lucky: Yep.
Lucky: Oh, this is going to be great!
Cadpig: We'll show Jetix how important we are!
Rolly: You sure this will work, Lucky?
Lucky: Let's all remember our positions. I'm the head. It's my job to do all the talking.
Rolly: Yeah, and I'm the legs. It's my job to do all the walking.
Cadpig: Right, and I'm the stomach. It's my job to growl if I want to devour someone's soul!
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Okie-doke. What did you guys think of those? How'd I do, kurt?
