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Post by Belchic on Oct 25, 2006 21:10:36 GMT -5
Here's some new shots: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Lucky: Rolly and Cadpig aren't here? Aww, man. What am I going to stand on? ---  Cadpig: I'm strong! Why, to me, other puppies would be...be... Spot: Sophisticated? Cadpig: Yeah, sophisti-HEY!!! ---  Lucky: *sigh* Cadpig: What's the matter, Lucky? Lucky: Two-Tone hasn't given me a piggyback ride for days. I'm afraid I might lose my mind if she doesn't soon. Cadpig: Don't worry, Lucky. I can give you a piggyback ride. Rolly: This is something I really don't need to see. ---  Lucky: Check this out! *FART!* Dipstick: Ugh...*faints* Lucky: Projectile farting! ---  Cadpig: Uh-oh. Here comes Mooch. Lucky: Everybody stay perfectly still, and he won't see us. Spot: Guys, I assure you there's nothing to fear. He's harmless. ---  Cadpig: *stomach growls* Two-Tone: Oh, what a nasty sound! Cadpig: Yeah, I really need to put something on my stomach. I haven't eaten anything all day. Two-Tone: Is that the sound I'm hearing? It's your tummy growling. I thought it was an earthquake. ---  Dipstick: Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy! Huh! Huh! Allllriiiiight! Let's have sex! Man: Who else but Dipstick? Female Chorus: *singing* He's Dipstick...Dipstick... Dipstick: *singing* Giggidy, giggidy, goo! ---  Lucky: Okay, guys, let's show them what we're REALLY made of! Ready? 1, 2, 3! Lucky/Cadpig/Rolly/Spot: *singing* I don't wanna be a chicken! I don't wanna be a duck! So I shake my butt! ---  Lucky: Maybe I should have let her see where she was going. Two-Tone: *from under sheet* Ooh, this feels good! Lucky: Two-Tone, what are you doing under there? Two-Tone: *from under sheet* Lucky, I love the feeling of your crotch up against the back of my head. Especially when your legs are over my shoulders. Lucky: Uh...I'm not that kind of guy, Two-Tone! Wow, I didn't think getting piggyback rides from her could be so dangerous. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New running gag! Dipstick acting like Quagmire from "Family Guy"! |
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Post by kurtmanjp on Oct 25, 2006 22:35:23 GMT -5
The last one............OMFG............HILARIOUS!!!!
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Post by Belchic on Oct 26, 2006 0:24:40 GMT -5
Thanks, kurt. I'm going to continue to do your running gags along with mine, but I'll probably do mine more to stick close to my style.
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Post by Two-Tone on Oct 26, 2006 3:57:51 GMT -5
lmao cool!
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Post by Belchic on Oct 27, 2006 11:53:53 GMT -5
 Narrator: Strange things happened to the main pups when they all went to the mall. Lucky and Cadpig started hearing things, and they suddenly had pot bellies. Rolly and Spot had their fronts hot-glued to the floor, which gave others an oppurtunity to run them over. |
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Post by Belchic on Oct 27, 2006 11:58:24 GMT -5
I went through most of my recent screenshots and compiled a list of 15 running gags so far:
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1. Lucky farting
2. Two-Tone giving Lucky piggyback rides
3. Cadpig's stomach growling
4. The chicken dance
5. "I'm not that kind of guy/girl!" when someone's touching them in a weird way
6. Lucky climbing onto other pups
7. Characters freaking out over odd-looking things
8. Cadpig being very strong
9. Characters vomitting for some unknown reason
10. Two-Tone taking over the show
11. Dipstick talking like Quagmire from "Family Guy"
12. Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly dressing up in their trench coat
13. Characters staying perfectly still thinking no one will notice they're there
14. Characters singing classic rock songs
15. Jetix bashing
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I don't think I'm missing anything.
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Post by Belchic on Oct 29, 2006 1:25:44 GMT -5
 Lucky: My bum is on the grass! My bum is on the grass!  Cadpig: My bum is on the box! My bum is on the box!  Lucky: My bum is on the pins! My bum is on the pins!  Cadpig: My bum is on the grub! My bum is on the grub!  Lucky: My bum is on your head! My bum is on your head!  Cadpig: My bum is on the plank! My bum is on the plank!  Lucky: My bum is on your bum! My bum is on your bum! Cadpig: My bum is on your bum! My bum is on your bum! --- Okay, maybe that seemed a little strange, but maybe it inspired some of you guys. |
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Post by Belchic on Oct 29, 2006 1:29:12 GMT -5
Pups: *rapping* I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
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Post by kurtmanjp on Oct 29, 2006 10:44:01 GMT -5
The whole my bum is on the *Insert something here* came from Tom Green's "Bum Bum Song", right?
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Post by Belchic on Oct 29, 2006 16:41:29 GMT -5
Yup. Thanks kurt! Here's some more: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Lucky: Okay, let's go take out Tic-Tac once and for all! Cadpig: Uh-oh. I'm sensing is power level! Lucky: How high is it? Cadpig: It's OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!! Rolly: WHAT? 9000? Spot: We're doomed. Pongo: Lucky, you really have a thing with getting piggyback rides from girls. I see you take after my side of the family. How many have you recieved in your life so far? Lucky: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!  Lucky: Are we safe to eat that stuff, Rolly? Cadpig: How many callories are in a serving? Rolly: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!  Lucky: Rolly, you are so heavy! I'll be you weigh OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!  Lucky: Wow. It looks like you hit the jackpot, Cadpig! How much money is there? Cadpig: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!  Cadpig: This stomach of mine is driving me crazy! I've been keeping track of how many times it growled in front of my friends! Lucky: How many? Cadpig: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!  Cadpig: *false British accent* How many sugars do you take, sir? Pug: I can never have enough sugar! I always take OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!  Lucky: You okay, back there, Spot? Cadpig: How's it going? Rolly: How many fleas did you find in this dog? Spot: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!  Lucky: I think I found the needle. Cadpig: Oh, yeah? Well, I found two! Spot: I found OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!  Cadpig: ROLLY! HELP! LUCKY'S GOING WAY TOO FAST! HE'S GOING OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!  Lucky: *farts* There goes my butt again. Cadpig: Man, you've farted hundreds of times this year! Lucky: To be more precise, OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!  Lucky: We've pleased many people with our totem poles. Cadpig: And most were even more pleased when we put on our trench coat. Rolly: Lucky, do you know how many people love it when we do this? Lucky: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For those who want to know where I got the inspiration: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI |
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Post by ripsta on Oct 29, 2006 18:11:49 GMT -5
Lol! That was funny....Its over 9000!!! What?! 9000?!
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Post by Jamie The Saiyan-Pup on Oct 29, 2006 18:31:56 GMT -5
That was funny as hell
Lucky: *shock* Oh sh*t! I'm sensing Jamie's power lever
Rolly: Hey Lucky how high power Jamie have
Lucky: . . .
Rolly: Tell me how many Jamie's saiyan power levers he have?
Lucky: *Pissed off with his anger* It's OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!
Rolly: WHAT!?!?!?!? It's OVER NINE-THOUSAND!?!
I made a good one did I lol
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Post by kurtmanjp on Oct 29, 2006 19:18:45 GMT -5
Lol..........not a big DBZ fan but great running gag!
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Post by Belchic on Oct 29, 2006 19:32:38 GMT -5
Well, I never cared much for DBZ either, but I got that from a video I was just introduced to today.
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Post by Belchic on Oct 30, 2006 11:47:55 GMT -5
Just introducting a new running gag: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lucky: Do you think we'll like Frankenbeans, Rolly? Cadpig: Do they taste like Frankenberry? Voice: *from inside can* We taste a lot better than that! Rolly: What the? George! So that's where you've been! George: I didn't want to get eaten by you and spend eternity in your big fat stomach! Rolly: YOU...ARE A B*TCH! *takes George out of the can and eats him* ---  Lucky: Rolly, your sense of humor is nothing but sh*t. Rolly: YOU...ARE A B*TCH! *takes out a huge mallet and smashes Lucky* ---  Lucky: Don't feel dissapointed about looking fat, Two-Tone. You're not the only pup in the family who's fat. Two-Tone: Yeah. Are you talking about that fat ass, Rolly? Rolly: *runs on* YOU...ARE A B*TCH! *takes out a gun and shoots Two-Tone* ---  Lucky: Cruella will kill us if she sees us walking around her house. I can't believe we have to wear this stupid disguise! Cadpig: Ooh, I'm sensing a little friction here. What you need to do is to put on a happy face, and let the good thoughts spring through your mind! I don't want to hear any negative pity-parties coming from you, Lucky. Lucky: Cadpig, I know you love to say all those metaphysical metaphors due to your huge vocabulary, but this is one of those times where you have to shut up. Cadpig: Oh, right, sorry. Rolly: Why am I on the bottom, Lucky? Lucky: I'll give you five reasons: 1, I'm the leader, I have to be on top; 2, you're too heavy for Cadpig; 3, you're the biggest; 4, you're the strongest; and 5, you're fat. Rolly: YOU...ARE A B*TCH! *throws Lucky and Cadpig off his shoulders* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New running gags to add to my list: 16. Lucky & Cadpig singing the bum bum song 17. OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!! 18. Someone saying something mean to Rolly, and Rolly replies by saying, "YOU...ARE A B*TCH!", and hurts them in some way. By the way, the end of this flash video is where I got the inspiration: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/326021 |
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