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Post by Belchic on Oct 30, 2006 20:03:40 GMT -5
 Lucky: Come on, Cadpig! Just a little higher! Cadpig: Oof! Oh, sorry, Rolly, I think I just shat on your head. Rolly: YOU...ARE A B*TCH! *bends Cadpig's tail* Cadpig: YELP! Lucky: Hey, watch the language down there, guys! |
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Post by kurtmanjp on Oct 30, 2006 21:16:07 GMT -5
Lol! The Rolly ones are pretty funny!
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Post by Two-Tone on Oct 30, 2006 21:29:51 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Belchic on Oct 30, 2006 21:43:35 GMT -5
thx guys! I'm just doing my best.
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Post by Belchic on Nov 3, 2006 0:15:42 GMT -5
I'm going for it again, trying kurtmanjp's running gags again: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Rolly: What, Lucky? You want me to give you a piggyback ride? Lucky: *sniff* Yes, I do! *bursts into tears* Rolly: Why are you crying? Lucky: It's just that you're the only other pup here. I want to get a piggyback ride from a girl! Why aren't Cadpig or Two-Tone here? Rolly: There he goes with that emo thing again.  Cadpig: Howya doing, Lucky? *stomach growls* Lucky: You hungry, Cadpig? Cadpig: What do you think? Didn't you hear my stomach growl just now? I need to devour another soul! Lucky: Cadpig, you realize that souls taste like nothing, right? It won't help your hunger any. Cadpig: Well, the least you can do is make me a sandwich.  Spot: What do you want? Mooch: I was going to ask if you were ready for another piggyback ride. Spot: Not this time! Mooch: You don't like that anymore? Spot: Oh no. It's just that I want to try it the other way around this time.  Lucky: What has that good-for-nothing mayor done this time? Spot: Well, he told me it's illegal to watch my egg bloopers show. Rolly: He told me it's illegal to say the word, "bacon". Cadpig: He told me it's illegal to whistle. Lucky: And he told me it's illegal to complain. THAT'S IT! *shoots lazers out of his eyes and turns Ed Pig into a pork chop* That'll show him how we feel! Cadpig: I wouldn't be surprised if it was illegal to do that to. Lucky: Who cares? He's gone now.  Lucky: I am the tall dorky trenchcoat puppy! Fear me! RESPECT ME, OR DIE!!! Two-Tone: *from inside coat* Achoo! Noggin: What the heck? Cadpig: His stomach just sneezed! Lucky: Dammit, Two-Tone, you blew our cover!  Cadpig: *singing* Free...
as a bird.
It's the next best thing to be.
Free as a bird.
Come a long way...
warm and dry.
And as I'm a bird, I fly.
As a bird, I'm free.
Whatever happened to
the life that we once knew?
It always makes me feel so...
Free...
as a bird.
It's the next best thing to be.
Free as a bird. |
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Post by kurtmanjp on Nov 3, 2006 1:04:24 GMT -5
Lol. Those are some great ones!
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Post by Belchic on Nov 6, 2006 21:48:28 GMT -5
 Tripod: Somebody explain to me why we're sitting here watching "Snow White". Lucky: Oh, crap! This is the scene where Sneezy blows Dopey up to the rafters! Cadpig: SUSPENSE MUSIC! Peebutter, peebutter, peebutter, peebutter! ---  Lucky: This sucks. I want Two-Tone to give me a piggyback ride! Cadpig: Not enough room for you up there, eh Luckless? ---  Rolly: What time is it? Cadpig: 6:00. Rolly: Man, this daylight savings thing sucks. I wonder what's for dinner. Lucky: OH BOY! I'M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT AN OCTOROT!  Cadpig: Did you guys hear that there's a secret portal in the chimeny that leads to Hyrule?  Lucky: OH BOY! I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!  Rolly: So it's up here? Cadpig: That's what I heard. Lucky: So how are we going to get up there?  Cadpig: Like this! Come on, Lucky. Get on top of me!  Lucky: I wonder what kind of dangers may lurk up here. Cadpig: Oooh. Suspense music! Peebutter, peebutter, peebutter, peebuter! Rolly: Strangely, I'm in the mood for a peanut butter sandwich right now. Lucky: Okay, Cadpig. Elevate me!  Lucky: WOW! WHAT ARE ALL THOSE HEADS? Rolly: Why is Lucky quoting that crappy Zelda game? Cadpig: Ugh! Don't even mention that game! I don't want to take the risk of my ribcage getting sore! --- Here are some links to the videos where I got the inspirations of Lucky's OH BOY lines: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mHw5g55oC4www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNpLXo55yfw&mode=related&search=Simply the worst video games ever! |
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Post by kurtmanjp on Nov 6, 2006 22:19:01 GMT -5
Lol. Lucky quoting crappy Zelda quotes!
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Post by Belchic on Nov 8, 2006 0:50:05 GMT -5
 Matt: Hello, Lucky. My name is Matt, and I came here to do a little bit of interviewing with some of the dalmatians on this farm. Lucky: And what's this for? Matt: I just came by to hear about the kinds of stuff you guys do for fun. Today, I'd like to discuss piggyback rides. Do you guys do that a lot. Lucky: Oh, yeah. We do it lots. I'm probably one of the most popular pups of the family when it comes to piggyback rides. I've gotten rides from Rolly, Cadpig, Two-Tone, you name it! I've given some to other pups too, but I'm probably more popular as a rider than I am a horsey.  Matt: I'm sure you've gotten plenty of piggyback rides too. Cadpig: Yep. I've also given quite a few actually. Matt: Really? I didn't think you would due to your small stature. Cadpig: I'm quite strong for my size. I've given Lucky and Spot a lot of piggyback rides, and they've given me plenty too. Oh, but I think I've ridden Rolly more than anybody else.  Two-Tone: Oh, I don't really go much for that piggyback stuff. Matt: You don't like to give piggyback rides to your sibblings? I thought maybe you'd be more of the type, cos you seem to be the body type for that kind of stuff. Two-Tone: I only give piggyback rides to Lucky. He's my little chupicabra! Matt: You two do make a cute couple. Two-Tone: We sure do!  Rolly: Huh? Piggy-what? Matt: Piggy-back rides. It's when you give somebody a ride on your back or shoulders... Rolly: Oh, yeah, yeah, right, right. Um...I've probably given more of those than any other pup in the family, being that I am the second biggest pup of the family. The first being Patch. I don't think anyone's ever given me any real piggyback rides. Lucky and Spot gave me a few, but Cadpig isn't able too since I'm too heavy for her. Matt: When you guys say, "family", do you mean all 101 or...? Rolly: Just the original 15...and if you want to include Mom and Dad in that, go ahead. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't know, I just wanted to do something different. Sorry if it's lame. |
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Post by Two-Tone on Nov 8, 2006 1:47:33 GMT -5
lol not bad
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Post by Belchic on Nov 10, 2006 1:08:17 GMT -5
I'm back up on my feet again! _________________________________________________ Lucky: I can't believe Dennis DeYoung left Styx! I don't like Larry Goldman one bit! Well, at least Tommy Shaw's still in the band.  Cadpig: Those jerks thought they could throw refried beans at us? Lucky: Hey, speaking of beans, I want to know what happened to those beans of ours. Wherr dee beans at?  Rolly: Okay, so we've got pancakes, orange juice, toast, sausages, steak fries, but wherr dee beans at? We gotta have beans with it!  Spot: You guys are so lucky you're dogs! Everybody eats chickens, but not dogs! I just know somebody's gonna eat me!!! Cadpig: Spot, calm yourself. Lucky, Rolly and I are your best friends. We would never ever ever eat you for any reason. *stomach growls* I take that back. *eats Spot*  Lucky: Did you eat Spot? Cadpig: Yup. She tasted like chicken! The only thing that would've been better would be if I had a side of beans. Lucky: Hey...Wherr dee beans at?  Lucky: I can't sleep. My farts are keeping me up all night. Cadpig: I can't sleep. My stomach is keeping me up all night. Rolly: I can't sleep. Wherr dee beans at?  Lucky: Steady, guys. Stay upright...oh, and be quiet. Cadpig: Lucky, if you fart, I will never carry you again. Rolly: Cadpig, if your stomach growls, you'll be in my stew. Lucky: Rolly, if you call me or Cadpig a ****, I'll never speak to you again.  Lucky: Wherr dee beans at? Rolly: Herr dee beans at! Cadpig: Therr dee beans at! Rolly: But wait a minute...this can is empty!  Cadpig: Wherr dee beans at? Lucky: *farts* Cadpig: Lucky? Lucky: Uh...I confess! I ate them! If you want them, you can tear open my stomach and eat out my intestines! Cadpig: I think we'll pass. |
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Post by Two-Tone on Nov 10, 2006 1:59:30 GMT -5
lol
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Post by kurtmanjp on Nov 10, 2006 18:44:14 GMT -5
I love the new "Wherr dee beans at?" gag. Did that come from something or did you make it up yourself?
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Post by Belchic on Nov 11, 2006 18:12:12 GMT -5
For some odd reason, I decided to do this:  Cadpig: *singing* Take an ounce of bounce
A pound of pounce
And ripe gummiberries in varying amounts
Dump them in a pot
Stir 'rm till they're loose
It's really something special
It's gummiberry juice!
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
We can bounce like kangaroos
With gummiberry juice!
Berries in the pot
Are extremely hot
There's enough to last a week, and that is quite a lot!
But you'll have to wait
For the concentrate
It's extra-ordinary, and it tastes really great!
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
We can bounce like kangaroos
With gummiberry juice!
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
We can bounce like kangaroos
Even Tummi
With gummiberry juice!
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
We can bounce like kangaroos
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With gummiberry juice! |
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Post by Two-Tone on Nov 12, 2006 4:28:47 GMT -5
lol
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