Post by Two-Tone on Jan 2, 2006 11:44:42 GMT -5
Mooch: Now see this? I'll show you guys how to use this.
Wizzer: How Mooch?
Mooch: Easy *picks the egg up just as Lucky,Rolly,Cadpig, and Spot enter the hen house* and here's my target now
Two-Tone: Mooch, just let them be
Mooch: Going soft eh?
Lucky: *off screen* drop that egg Mooch and get your fleabitten hide out of here!
Mooch: Let me put it to you this way Luckless*he rears his arm back to throw the egg*
Two-Tone: *she hooks Mooch;s arm causing him to drop the egg* No!
Dipstick: Whoa..... what happened?
Mooch: Why you *gets jumped by Lucky and breaks a hole in the back of the hen house*
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*the pups struggle*
Lucky: Two-Tone did you put on weight?
Two-Tone: *Growls* Lucky when I get my paws on you.....
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Lucky: Okay we look like strays, what's the worst possible thing that could happen?
*a Dog catcher van pulls up*
Rolly: You had to say it
Cadpig: *sticks her tounge out*
Lucky: RUN!!!! EVERYPUP FOR THEMSELVES!!
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Two-Tone: Am I cute or am I cute?
Lucky: *off screen* uhhh... TT your ear...
Two-tone: Is my earring missing? *sees it's white and panics* OMG!!! I'M LOSING MY SPOTS!!
Lucky: Relax, it's a phaze all us puppies go through, I went through it already with my back spots
Cadpig: *walks up, also off screen* yeah, a case of puppy puberty, in Lucky's case it's different though
Lucky: Cadpig!!
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Lucky: So, Rebecca what makes you so charming?
Rebecca: Well... I'm cute, but brave, I keep Count DeVil at bay from my pets, and I'm the oldest puppy in the world
Lucky: Really now
Rebecca: And what about you?
Lucky: Well, I'm brave, I keep Cruella DeVil at bay from my pets and siblings, I also foil the mad schemes of Tic-Tac, and I pal around with a chicken.
Rebecca: Wow!
Lucky: Hold on, you said you're the oldest puppy in the world, how old are you?
Rebecca: Probably millions of doggy years old
Lucky: ack! *backs away* Stay back you pedophile!!!
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Blaze: Rooooolly!
Rolly: AHH!!!!GHOST!!!!!!
Blaze: Roooolly, you have been a bad puppy
Rolly: Oh god! I didn't mean to call Two-Tone fat and Jewel ugly!
Blaze: No, you made Lucky forget about meeee!!
Rolly: Blaze I'm sorry! *teary eyed*
*the lights go on*
Blaze: Lucky!!! *pouts* you ruined my ghost imitation
Lucky: *off screen* sorry *turns lights out* continue
Rolly: Hey!!!
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Rebecca: Lucky I forgot to warn you, I have power over men like you
Lucky: *hypnotized*
Rebecca: Will you stay with me here in DeVilville?
Lucky: *still hypnotized* yes...
Two-Tone: Oh no he won't! *drags Lucky out of DeVilville*
Rebecca: Hey! *grabs Lucky's arms and drags him back inside*
Two-Tone: No way I'm losing him to a pedophile puppy! *grabs his legs*
Lucky: *grins* now this I like
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Minister: *off screen* Do you Rolly Dearly take Dumpling to be your lawfully wedded wife? to have and to..
Rolly: no way!!! I never marry my breakfast!
Dumpling: *snorts* Hey! Dad-dy! did you hear what he called me?!
Mayor Ed: *off screen* Why you dirty! *bodyslams Rolly into the mud*
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*Lucky slides in, music plays*
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself
Today's music aln 't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the
In ten minutes i'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock'n' roll
Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock 'n' roll
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say i'm old-fashioned, say i'm over the hill
Today' music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
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Mooch: *grins* Luckless your gonna need more than a cone after today is done *leaves*
*scene shifts to outside Dr.Whittaker's van as Lucky emerges in a full body cast, doggie wheelchair, and a cone*
Rolly: *trying hard not to laugh* Lucky what happened?? *starts laughing hard and uncontrollably*
Lucky: Mooch told Two-Tone I cuddled Cadpig when I didn't *winces*
Spot: You know what they say about a woman scorned Lucky
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Mooch: you know you want me Two-Tone, just admit it.
Two-Tone: Kiss my black furred rear Mooch!
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Lucky: So thats where all the egg nog went to.
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Two-Tone: There is alot that can be said about me, sometimes I'm sly and sneaky
Two-Tone: Sometimes I get udderly depressed *sigh*
Two-Tone: and most times I'm happy
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Two-Tone: Oh god!!!
Lucky: Holy!!!
Cadpig: We are so screwed!!!!
Rolly: No way!!!!
*the pups stared in horror as Ivy DeVil made her return just moments before Amber slams a shovel into the back of Ivy's skull rendering her unconsious*
Amber: *off screen* Thats for framing the pups! *takes Flame and leaves*
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Two-Tone: Okay remember the play, hut.........hike! *tosses football to Cadpig*
Cadpig: *runs only to be tackled by a football team* owwie...
Lucky: *rushes over blowing a whistle, he's also dressed like a referee* Unessasary roughness on a runt, 15 yard penalty, first down!
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Two-Tone: *sexy sounding voice* I'm ready for my close up Mr.Dearly
Lucky: uh.... oh wow!
Mooch: I saw her first Luckless!
Lucky: Oh yeah? *they fight*
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Two-Tone: *british accent* I say, those new fashions from the house of De Vil are simply ghastly.
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Wizzer: Man Mooch was right, Jewel is cuter than you!
Two-Tone: wha?!? *trembles then runs off crying*
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Two-Tone: Mooch I need to ask you something
Mooch: You're coming back to the gang???
Two-Tone: No, what kind of dog are you?
Mooch: *sigh* Well..... I'm a sheep dog, now what about.... *watches Two-Tone leave with Lucky* d**nit! Hasn't Tac already killed him yet?
Lucky: *off screen* Nope and he never will either *winks*
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Two-Tone: Cadpig, you need a make over
Cadpig: Somebody just shoot me now...
Two-Tone: See? Look at the appeal you will get at the Fall Ball, Every avalible hunk, cept Lucky of course will sweep you off your paws
Cadpig: I feel like an idiot...
