Patch: What do you mean I have BPS? Grr!
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Lucky: I feel bloated...
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Rolly: Oh man I'm so dead
Spot: Hey what happened?
Rolly: I sat on Two-Tone's beanbag chair and accidently popped it! She's gonna kill me!
Spot: Relax, what she won't know won't hurt her right?
*Two-Tone screams off screen*
Rolly: oh my god! *runs*
Spot: or maybe she's gonna be vengefull?
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Pug: *laughing his ass off*
Two-Tone: Okay who gave Pug laughing gas?
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Pullet Marlow: I believe the culprit is ontop of this ladd*a barrel smashes Pullet Marlow*
Lucky: whoa..
Cadpig: Who threw that barrel?
*camera pans upward to reveal...*
Donkey Kong: *beats chest*
Lucky: wow! I didn't know Donkey Kong was up there!
Pug: Alright cadets what's going on here?? Holy!!! There's a Gorilla up there!!
Pullet Marlow: *gets up groggy* Alright who threw that bar*gets hit with another barrel*
Lucky: I don't think he likes to be disturbed
Cadpig: I'd say so
*Donkey Kong throws a barrel hitting Pug this time*
Lucky: See guys?? It is him!
Rolly: Wow! I gotta get his autograph!
Spot: Why? He's just a big old ape *gets growled at by the pups* What? *gets hit with another barrel* ow... *faints*
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Cadpig: why the long face?
Lucky: Life thats what, nobody believes me about Tac being evil, mom and dad don't seem to care if I die, it's just depressing I have to live like this
Cadpig: Don't go emo on me Lucky
Lucky: Why? Only you, Rolly, and Two-Tone believe me about Tac. Everybody else thinks he's a sweet innocent pup *sighs*
Cadpig: One day he will slip up and expose himself to everybody here.
Lucky: As if, He would only do that once he kills me.
Cadpig: Don't think that way. Turn that frown upsidedown Lucky
Lucky: I wish I could but I can't..
Cadpig: If you don't I'll..... I'll do something thats not nice!
Lucky: like what?
Cadpig: Like tell Two-Tone your dating Rebecca behind her back!
Lucky: Hey! I'm not dating Rebecca! You know I only did that because of that stupid curse!
Cadpig: Then face your fears and self doubts!
Lucky: Fine I will, but if this gets me killed then this is on your paws
Cadpig: Fine!
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Spot: Ya gotta help me! There's a big angry gorrilla after me and he's chucking barrels at me!
Two-Tone: Well I can help you under one condition. You step down as a main pup and let me be the fourth main pup
Spot: You dirty...........! Okay fine! Just help me!
Two-Tone: Okay *calmly walks over to DK* She didn't hijack your banana horde, it's inside there *points at Cruella's, DK heads towards Cruella's mansion* Now about that new position
Spot: *grumbles and leaves only for a TNT barrel to hit her blasting her off Team Rocket style*
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Spot: sheesh! get off me you big lug!
Rolly: *sucking on his thumb*
Spot: Can somebody get this big baby off me???
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Lucky: I thought you said this was puppy mud wrestling??
Tripod: Gay puppy mud wrestling, oh look here comes Hotspot now!
Lucky: AHHH!!! *runs off*
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Spot: *to the camera* I got the perfect way to get my place back as a main pup *approaches Cadpig* Anybody tell you how cute you are?
Cadpig: Gee, well I am cute as a puppy and all
Spot: *kisses Cadpig*
Rolly: Wow! I didn't know Spot was a lesbian!
Cadpig: O.O;;; *smacks Spot* I'm straight!! I am not a lesbo!
Spot: oww... darn! Foiled again!
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Rolly's impression of Wario----
Lucky: *watches from the window* Wow, so that's how pets reproduce.... Amazing!
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Pongo: Why are you pups sad? We got the platinum edition already
Perdita: And a 16 piece plushie set
Lucky: the set doesn't have Two-Tone or the other pups in it
Two-Tone: *sad sigh*
Pongo: We also got a marathon on Toon Disney in April
Lucky: Thats the problem
Pongo: what is son?
Pups: Jetix is killing Toon Disney!!
Pongo: Lets get those S.O.Bs!
Pups: YAY!
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Spot: Soon I'll be back as a main pup and nobody can stop me!
Wizzer: I think the chicken's lost her mind
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Mooch: Oww.. That's the last time I insult Two-Tone's fashion sense.. owwie!
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Lucky: I feel like a mexican wrestler
Two-Tone: *off screen* Relax, it's better than a plain easy to laugh at cone right?
Lucky: I guess...
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*the pups cover their eyes as Cruella's car crashes into the puppybus*
Lucky: That's gotta hurt
Cadpig: Yeah, good thing nobody was in the bus.
*Cruella staggers out of the wreckage before fainting*
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Lucky: mmmm... huh?? Hey!!! Can't a pup get a private moment of pleasure to himself?! *shoves camera away*
