Dipstick: it's mine!
Wizzer: no way! I saw it first! Grr!
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Mooch: Two-Tone do I look badass enough to be your boyfriend again?
Two-Tone: *off screen* Let me think........ no
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Swamp Rat: Ya know? Lucky's girlfriend was right, you can find good deals at that there yardsale. *looks* Ah, a sucker...I mean a customer
Swamp Rat: *phony girl voice* Oh excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that darlin collar of yours, real silver?
Dipstick: Uhhh, yeah like it?
Swamp Rat: *examines with a jewler's eye piece* Ya betcha I do
Dipstick: Dottie gave it to me, isn't she the greatest?
Swamp Rat: Girlfriend?
Dipstick: Yup, ooh! I didn't know you had a baby, can I see?
Swamp Rat: Err, I dunno if thats a good idea *continues looking at Dipstick's collar*
Dipstick: Aw, I won't bite *peers into the carriage*
Dipstick: Huh? Hey wait a minute.......... Oddball is that you??
Swamp Rat: Whoops! Gotta go! *runs*
Dipstick: Hey! come back here! Somebody stop him! He tried to pupnap my daughter!
*Later*
Swamp Rat: With this here disguise nobody will recognize me, now to find me a sucker
Two-Tone: and that headband, bleh! *sticks tounge out* how corny can you get
Cadpig: Well he tried at least, oh did you hear? Dipstick said that some female rat tried to kidnap Oddball
Two-Tone: You serious?? And I thought he and Dottie would have had better security on their stuff
Swamp Rat: *using a phony jamacian accent* hey there, can I interest either of you two ladies in a sure fire deal?
Two-tone: Cadpig you interested?
Cadpig: Nope, say you wouldn;t be a jamacian relation to Swamp Rat by any chance would you?
Swamp Rat: Err, yes of course I am mon.
Two-Tone: I bet Swamp Rat has a big family, by any chance are any females in your family also a pupnapper?
Swamp Rat: A pupnapper? no way mon! Err I better be going now *runs*
Two-Tone: what a wierd guy
Cadpig: somehow familiar but wierd