Mooch: I heard Lucky wasn't coming, his color is all wrong.
Lucky: Get thine flea covered paws off the fair princess you cur! *pokes Mooch with lance*
Mooch: *off screen* oww!!! stop it!! *runs off*
Two-Tone: *dreamy sigh* my hero!
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Spot: *under her breath* midget
Pug: *turns around* I HEARD THAT CADET!!!!! ONE MORE PEEP OUT OF YOU AND IT'S A FREE TRIP TO THE NEAREST KENTUCY FRIED CHICKEN FOR YOU!!
Spot: *gulps* y..yes sir!
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Lucky: What a pup... *dreamy sigh*
Cadpig: You just had to make Two-Tone orgasm all over us didn't you?
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spot: ack! busted!
Cornelia: Spot I told you to stay away from those delinquient dogs!
Spot: Mom! B..but they aren't delinquients!
Cornelia: Then explain to me why the one with the black tail, legs, and butt was doing something naughty to that one you hang out with?
Spot: Which one? Lucky or..................*gasp* I swear! I saw nothing! Two-Tone butted her way into our adventures again!
Cornelia: *Drags Spot away to the chicken coop*
Spot: *screaming* ATTICA!!!!
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Rolly: I need visine
Lucky: Okay thats a mean looking cataract
Cadpig: Yeah.
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Cadpig: Oh the irony
Lucky: It could be worse
Rolly: How so? Cruella sending us to some furrier in France to have our pelts removed?
Lucky: No, try her giving us to Ivy!
*the pups panic*
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Cadpig: Attention everyone, does anybody here know how to change a diaper?
Lucky: Why? you need one? *snickering*
Cadpig: *glares* not for me Lucky! I meant for the chicks!
Lucky: *laughing*
Cadpig: Nevermind..
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Lucky: Rolly I had that wierd dream again
Rolly: What dream? *half asleep*
Lucky: We all had different spot patterns, my horseshoe was on my face, Patch liked thunderbolt more, Two-Tone was into music alot, Dipstick wasn't as dumb, Wizzer peed more, and there was bodily forms for Penny, Pepper, Freckles, Fidget, and Jewel, oh and you were there too but more pudgy, and Cadpig was nowhere to be found.
Rolly: man that is a crazy dream
Lucky: Two-Tone looked wierd too, she had no earring, her pattern was half white down the middle, and half spotted and a black ear on the other half.
Rolly: That is wierd!
Lucky: Oh and no Spot.............. hmm come to think of it I should continue that dream.
*later that day*
Dipstick: Gosh Lucky, I had the same dream too
Lucky: wow, small world
Dipstick: Cept I was a full grown dalmatian, and I had a mate, and three kids, one looked like me but with black ears, black front paws, and my tail, another with three white spots on one ear, and four on the other and a domino on his collar, and the third one was all white with a pink nose, no spots at all. And they had a bird with them who thought he was a dog
Lucky: Really? We better tell Cadpig about these dreams
Dipstick: ya know, that bird kinda reminded me of Spot cept this one was more like a parrot than a chicken.
Two-tone: wow, I had this wierd dream last night too.
Pup: Really?
Two-Tone: Yeah, I was into music alot, had no earring.. *describes her movie self*
Lucky: *off screen* wow Two-Tone, me and Dipstick had the same dream too! Cept he was an adult in his
Two-tone: Wow.
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Jasper and horace: HELP!!!! THE KILLER SNOWMEN ARE COMING AFTER US!!!!
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Lucky's attempt to do a cartoon short at the House of Mouse was well recieved and applauded.New Running gag
- Lucky thinking he's a knight in shining armor, and believes Two-Tone is his princess.
