Vendella: *catches the stick* This is too beneath me *blinks as she lands in a tank filled with sharks, crocodiles, a man eating lion, and one drop of human blood* AHH!!! *mauled*
Two-Tone: *off screen whistling innocently*
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Cruella: My precious Vendella can beat any of your spotted mongrels anytime of the week
Roger: Lets put that theory to the test. Anita and I already entered one of them in the show.
Cruella: Really now? It would be a shame to see your dalmatian lose. *Amber walks by with Two-Tone on a leash* Wait, you are entering her in this??? This is outrageous! She's violating the AKC requirements for a purebred Dalmatian with those two-toned colors on her fur!
Roger: She would only violate if she has a solid black patch, her's has white spots all over it.
Cruella: *fumes and storms off*
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Cadpig: Vendella, don't take this beating personally
Vendella: What makes you so certain you can beat me runt?
Cadpig: Cause Two-Tone knows every way of being cute and knows how to sway the audence.
Vendella: Not if my pet can help it.
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Patch: I never laid eyes on a more sexier dalmatian in my life
Lucky: *off screen* I know Two-Tone is good but is she that good?
Patch: I was refering to Cadpig
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Perdita: It was a smart move of our pets to take us to the beach
Pongo: Say we head behind the life guard tower sweetie?
Perdita: Oh Pongo you animal you *nuzzles*
Lucky: *off screen*Where did I leave that surfboard?
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Lucky: *Narrating* Pics of our vacation, what a vacation it was. We foiled a cross country plot from Cruella and helped Anita and Roger remarry, all in all It was a great vacation, especially what me and Two-Tone did in the luggage area *grins*
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Roger: Perdita, Pongo, there is something I must tell you two. Your coming of age and we decided that it's time we had you two spayed and neutered
Perdita and Pongo: ARF?!
Roger: But we just don't have the heart to do that
Perdita and Pongo: *they sigh in relief*
Roger: Course that doesn't mean you two can go mate somewhere, we can't have Cruella seeing more than 99 dalmatian puppies.
Pongo: *noses into Roger's vest pocket*
Roger: Hey!Hey! Pongo cut that out!
Pongo: *takes out a pack of condoms* arf!
Roger: Pongo! Give those back!
Pongo: *spits them out* erf.
Roger: Okay, no word of this to Anita okay?
Pongo and Perdita: arf!
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Lucky: So whats in the basket?
Rolly: Everything a growing puppy needs, you know extra junk food, more junk food, and lets not forget junk food *struggles to lift the basket*
Cadpig: Sure thats enough junk food?
Rolly: Feels heavier than usual... I know, I'll slim the rations down *takes the cover off*
Two-Tone: *inside trying to stow away* uh... hi?
Rolly: AH!!! MY FRITTERS!!!!
Two-Tone: So thats what my paw was covered in... eww yuck.
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Two-Tone: *holds a ice pick* Anybody for chickencicles?