Lucky: Oh my god! That pup is huge!
Lucky: *like a sheep* BAAAAA!
Lucky: Why do we all look so Fat!?
Cadpig: Rolly, just because you look worse than the elephant man, doesn’t mean you need to put a bag on your head. How about a sack?
Cadpig: Hi Rolly. What you doing?
Rolly: Eating cookies
Cadpig: I can think of two ways you can die from that. 1: Chocolates poison to dogs and 2: Sip is a cookie monster.
Rolly: Hey wait a minute? What happened to my dream about a kibble covered Daisy.
Dog: You’re with me now handsome
Rolly: AHHHHHH!
Lucky: Why did Nuke put X-Lax in the food trough
Rolly: Got to go so bad!!!
Cadpig: Now we know how Wizzer feels all the time.
Where is the elephant man today? Well he turned himself into a lady and opened up his own restaurant in Gruteley.
Lucky: Everybody who wants Pug out of the series; raise your paw.
*Everyone raises paw*
Pug: What!? You can’t do this to me! I’m a great character!!!
Cadpig: You’re not. All episodes which seem to have you in them mainly are the worst ones. Plus everyone in the world wants you dead.
Cadpig: Guys help! I’m being absorbed by Rollys fat.
Lucky: And behind the barn, mum and dad…*whispers*
Cadpig: That is wrong on so many levels.
Cadpig: Silky will so like this for her birthday.
Patriot: *off screen* That was months ago!
Cadpig: Oh well. At least I’ve done her birthday shopping for next year then.
TV: And now on Disney XD. The Spot & Lt.Pug show!
Lucky: I can’t believe it’s come to this!
Cadpig: All bad in the universe has combined.
Wizzer: *shakes his head in disgrace* What can be worse?
Tri-Pod: Well at least they’re not here.
Clayton: *behind Lucky* He’s got a point there. At least here we can turn them off.
Perdy: Pongo, that’s the last time you’re taking the kids to “Happy Hour” at the Bar.
Cadpig: *speaking Drunk Irish* Oh tah tah, Top of the morning, Hic! Hic!
Lucky: What do you mean we…hic! Can’t go to the bar with you any more…Hic! Dad? Hic! We’re not…Hic! Drunk!
Lucky: And then, when mum & dad were alone, they…
Cadpig: Lucky! Don’t tell that story!!!
Voice: Tax man!
Cadpig: Uh oh!
Cadpig: Maybe if I hide under the TV. He’ll think I’m not here and go away.
Lucky: Owie. I hit my nose.
Cadpig: *singing* You’re never fully dressed, Without a smile!
Cadpig: No Rubber Band. You can’t of broke. Not after all we’ve been through!
Cadpig: WHOEVER KILLED MR. RUBBER BAND SHALL DIE!!!
*Kill Bill music plays*
After her popularity hit rock bottom. Disney froze Spot in suspended animation until it is a time when she actually is popular…She has yet to be unfrozen.
Cadpig: Look Lucky! I’m going Anthro. And you thought I never amount to anything.
After Cruella (in an attempt to steal the farm) Launched the barn into outaspace . Dipstick was the first one to notice something was wrong.
Singer: They’re going to take you back to the past. To play some sh*tty games that suck ass. They’re the Angry Video Game Nerds.
Rolly: This game is so bad.
Cadpig: We warn all viewers, whatever you do. Do NOT play the “Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde” game for the NES.
Lucky: Let’s see the Aristocats do this!
Cadpig: *singing* Everybody! Everybody! Everybody wants to be a dog!
Cruella: Oh poor Rolly. I knew thee well.
Director: Fantastic! I would cast you as Hamlet, however you’re not a guy so…David Tennant; you’re Hamlet!
David: Oh that’s brilliant!
*song* This is Halloween! This is Halloween! Every scream! In our town of Halloween.
Lucky: Get back here Rebecca! Tell me what you’ve done with Two-Tone!
Cadpig: Wow. Magic stars. Is this how the spell works Kendra?
Kendra: Maybe, Wait and see.
Clayton: *walks up* Let me guess…Another Dare of Belchics?
Rolly: Wow, these new butt fresheners are great. It certainly was nice of Belle & Beast to give you their rose.
Cadpig: What? We have to end again? When with the suffering stop?