Jasper: Horace, I really think you need to check that lump on your butt; it’s starting to look like one of those mutts.
Lucky: Never insult the cheesecake at Lindys!
Lucky: SOMEONE HELP ME! I’M BEING CHASED BY THREE BEARS! There’s a dispute over some porridge! Don’t ask question.
Cadpig: Look at what that kibble did to me.
Clayton: You do know that Mooch spiked the kibble with steroids right?
Cadpig: Why is it necessary that the computer needs to update again? I only updated it yesterday and yet I can see absolutely no changes on it whatsoever.
Lucky: It’s Bill Gates way to piss you off Cadpig don’t worry about it.
Lucky: Hey Bab! You did King of the Hill parody! Why not try the Simpsons?
Babclayman: Well…Be fair, while it would be interesting, Disney have already done it.
Rolly: Why are we doing this!?
Spot: We’re not the seals at Sea World!
Pug: Why are the pups smirking at me Tro-Pid.
Tripod: They’re just laughing at your freakish face sir, no worry about it; they usually laugh at freaks all the time. There’s a show on Saturday nights where they get out all the freaks, dress them up, make them sing & dance and then point & laugh at them. Simple people, simple tastes.
Malevola: My dogs attacked on of those Dearly pup but somehow bit a remote it had on its collar and now they’re like this. I’m ok with it.
Swamp Rat: Eh! You wanna play some Poker Mon?
*sign appears: Apologies to Jamaicans everywhere*
Spot: Why are you trying to do it with a pig Rolly?
Rolly: I don’t know! I haven’t felt this confused since Jumba did when he saw that live action window.
Jumba: 624? Do you know why we have Live Action window to the side as if it was a reflection when someone take picture of Earth Television screen?
Angel: Naga.
Cadpig: AHHHH!!!
Lucky: Whoa! What a close up!
Spot: Yeah, I can see right down her digestive system.
Lucky: Don’t mind my sister Scorch. She spent her time watching Barney the Dinosaur and all her brain cells depleted.
Rolly: Fish is quite good for brain cells so I’m told.
Roger: Hey! Is my seat wet and does this lemonade doesn’t taste like Lemon at all it tastes like….WIZZER!!!!
Wizzer: Leg it!
Cadpig: At last! My plan for world conquest shall begin! Now rise Titanic! Rise!
Rolly: She thinks she’s raising the Titanic?
Lucky: I think she lost her mind.
Spot: You didn’t notice that she gone insane when she striped herself of her collar to be naked and said that she liked Jetix?
Lucky: And on the farm there are many views, from the top of this hill you can see the water tower.
Rolly: You’re not on a hill Lucky. You’re standing on me.
Cadpig: *SPLAT!*
Rolly: Cadpig? Did that hurt?
Cadpig: No but this will…*Falls over unconscious before rolling into other trees like a pin ball game*
Lucky: I’ve been going down this corridor for 4 hours and is doesn’t seem to be ending.
Spot: That’s because he doesn’t know he is in fact on a treadmill running machine and is being set up by Spotty TV. Where pups who suffer BPS send in their requests to get their revenge, with me as your host Spot…
Lucky: He just had to do it…
Spot: Out of all the times…
Cadpig: In all the world…
Rolly: Wizzer had to take a dump on Cruellas fashion bag.
Not many people know, but Mooch is half dog, half snake. This is evident in his long tounge.
Lucky: Now all we need to do is put some white around our mouths and we can join the Al Jolson club.
Rolly: How on Earth did I give birth to chicks?
Two-Tone: Like my new outfit for Lucky?
Cadpig: You put that Diaper on him yourself!?
Lucky: Hey everyone! It’s a splash zone! Oh I’m going to get you all wet oh, come here, splishy splashy!
And for TV, Cadpig has got her own “How to survive in the wild without any civalisation help” show. In real life like most of those shows, she is only a mile for the studio and goes back to her mansion at the end of every 2 minute take.
Lucky: I found the keys to get out of these screenshots! Now Leg it!
