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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 20, 2022 21:20:26 GMT -5
A: Well, trying to do it in the middle of church during Sunday service may not have been the best venue.
Q: The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
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Post by Belchic on Apr 23, 2022 12:57:03 GMT -5
A: Who else but the Simpsons?
Q: What’s a frog doing in prehistoric times? Oh well. I guess I’ll eat it.
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Post by RaceFanX on May 5, 2022 21:03:38 GMT -5
A: Be careful of the butterfly effect.
Q: Everyone here is the best there is. Who the hell are they gonna get to teach us?
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Post by Belchic on May 11, 2022 23:46:49 GMT -5
A: I thought they released that already. Oh well.
Q: I already drank two full bottles of water within the past six hours. How am I still dehydrated?
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Post by RaceFanX on May 12, 2022 22:56:22 GMT -5
A: We secretly replaced your water with Zima. Let's see if you noticed.
Q: What do you mean, 'Flash Gordon approaching'?!
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Post by Belchic on May 12, 2022 23:53:00 GMT -5
A: I meant Flash Gordon is here!
Q: So, this guy saw a tarantula climbing on my body. He told me that in order to get it off, I have to stand up with my arms spread out and wave them up and down while spinning in a circle and keep saying, “I like fish pudding,” with my mouth hanging wide open. Does that actually work, or was he just trying to make me look like an idiot?
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 7, 2022 11:04:15 GMT -5
A: It obviously has to be the latter. That never works.
Q: What wise comedian once said “Whatever happened to just f*ckin’ looking at something…and remembering it?”
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Post by Belchic on Jun 9, 2022 17:27:21 GMT -5
A: I don't know, but I really don't think saying the F word for no reason is really wise at all.
Q: Since when is that word I just said a cuss word?
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Post by RaceFanX on Jun 12, 2022 18:42:21 GMT -5
A: By technicality that one isn't in the USA. Just don't use it in London Town.
Q: Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
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Post by Belchic on Jun 12, 2022 18:58:43 GMT -5
A: Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Q: If I were to say, "Pick your poison", but was talking about options in a good way rather than a bad way, would I say something different? And if so, what would I say instead?
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Post by RaceFanX on Jun 12, 2022 22:44:50 GMT -5
A: "What would you like?" would probably be sufficient.
Q: I can provide sleep sounds if you like. I have several options. Summer night? Ocean paradise? Whale calls?
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Post by Belchic on Jun 16, 2022 18:13:19 GMT -5
A: Ocean paradise sounds cool!
Q: Why does this cat always run away from me whenever I walk up to him?
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 16, 2022 22:42:43 GMT -5
A: Some cats are just like that. Our office cat does it.
Q: Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? I LIED!
(This is a "Commando" reference before anything thinks it's too dark)
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Post by Belchic on Jul 17, 2022 14:30:19 GMT -5
A: And I thought you were referencing Monsters Inc.
Q: Would you like your palms read?
(Anyone who answers with what I’m referencing, kudos to you!)
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Post by RaceFanX on Nov 13, 2022 15:19:39 GMT -5
A: I'm not one for psychics though.
Q:Who's been messing up everything? It's been Agatha all along. Who's been pulling every evil string? It's been Agatha all along.
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