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Post by Belchic on Nov 22, 2022 3:19:31 GMT -5
A: You just answered your own question twice.
Q: Have people in Albany, New York started calling hamburgers “steamed hams” because of the Simpsons?
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Post by Flowgli on Nov 24, 2022 12:27:39 GMT -5
A: I don’t know. I haven’t seen that whole thing about “steamed hams”. Why are we focusing on just people in Albany, New York, though?
Q: Has anyone originally believed that saying grace literally means just saying the word “grace”?
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Post by Belchic on Nov 24, 2022 14:32:16 GMT -5
Flowgli: If you watched and actually listened to the Steamed Hams sketch from the Simpsons, you’ll know what I’m talking about. A: Yes. Many have. Q: Are you thankful to be born in the time period you were born in, or do you wish you were born earlier or later?
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Post by RaceFanX on Dec 24, 2022 13:39:13 GMT -5
A: I'll take the time period I have. The past is never as great as it seemed and there is no knowing what the future may hold.
Q: Ah, man, I can't believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How could the same thing happen to the same guy, twice?
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Post by Belchic on Dec 28, 2022 20:12:55 GMT -5
A: That’s life.
Q: *sings* How more, how more, how more boring can this get? *walks away*
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Post by RaceFanX on Jan 1, 2023 15:59:06 GMT -5
A: Very. And now we'll get into the fourth hour of this presentation on the carbon impacts of conducting these studies on carbon impacts so that we can mitigate them first before working on the impacts that this study targets.
Q: Both runways are cratered. How are we going to get this museum piece in the air?
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Post by Belchic on Jan 4, 2023 3:23:37 GMT -5
A: Hmm. That hot air balloon over there might work.
Q: How does Bob Dylan keep track of every single dream he’s ever had?
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Post by babclayman on Jan 4, 2023 10:45:25 GMT -5
A. Maybe, he kept a Dream Journal?
Q. Yeah, couldn't you have found, like a, shinier one!?
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Post by Belchic on Jan 5, 2023 3:23:25 GMT -5
A: Picky, picky, picky!
Q: So I had this dream where I saw three black Labrador puppies, but then they all started barking ferociously at me. Then they started singing this song (well, it was more like talking) telling me that they didn’t want me in their house and wanted me to go away or they’ll bite me. Should I consider this a nightmare?
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Post by RaceFanX on Jan 14, 2023 20:20:25 GMT -5
A: Not really, they are lab pups. You could take them on.
Q: Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?
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Post by Belchic on Jan 20, 2023 20:26:20 GMT -5
A: Neither. It was a mission that was given to me by God.
Q: If AniMatt gives a movie the AniMatt Seal of Approval, that means everyone in the world is required by law to love it, and nobody is allowed to hate it, right?
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Post by Flowgli on Jan 21, 2023 9:26:24 GMT -5
A: WRONG! AniMat is just another critic on the Internet, not some dictator of the whole world. He’s just giving his own opinions on animated movies, not dictating which movies everyone should love or hate. It’s very silly to think that way, don’t you think?
Q: Does anyone think that mention of poop or farting would make for a good song?
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Post by RaceFanX on Jan 21, 2023 15:03:02 GMT -5
A: Yeah, Da Yoopers had a funny song titled "Diarrhea."
"I'll have to stay at home so I called you on the phone
'Cause I'm stuck here on the throne, with diarrhea."
Q: Excuse me driver, do you think you can go any faster?
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Post by Belchic on Feb 11, 2023 0:54:29 GMT -5
A: I don’t want to risk any accidents.
Q: What were you thinking here? I just sang the theme song to this show, but then you sang it too thinking you could do it better than me, but you didn’t do any of the character voices, you kept pausing and going “Uh…….Uh……..”, and to cap it all off, the couch gag lyric you chose to sang was the most recent one you just heard. How can you say you’re better than me?
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Post by babclayman on Feb 19, 2023 7:54:27 GMT -5
A. This Simpsons or Family Guy, or something?
Q. If it wasn’t you, Dolly, who was it that spoke to my Inner Wolf!?
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