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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 30, 2023 11:19:42 GMT -5
A: Well, it's sturdy. Not really cheaper than Lego though.
Q: Is the best part of waking up Folgers coffee in your cup?
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Post by RaceFanX on Aug 8, 2023 18:25:26 GMT -5
A: Maybe but maybe not.
Q: One more thing, Sophie. Is she aware her daughter is still alive?
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Post by Belchic on Aug 19, 2023 2:20:25 GMT -5
A: Yes.
Q: Duh…Where’s the cake? Duh…Where are the shokes?
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Post by RaceFanX on Sept 19, 2023 12:24:23 GMT -5
A: The cake is a lie. Sorry.
Q: Hey Tubbs, you ever consider a career in southern law enforcement?
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 20, 2023 19:56:46 GMT -5
A: Why go for that when I’m doing great in running a body shop?
Q: Did I mention I was a witch? :3
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Post by Kit on Sept 22, 2023 8:45:00 GMT -5
A: No. Never. Really? Why have you never mentioned that?! That's cool! I think. And just in time for spooky season!
Q: In your opinion, what is the best pastry ever?
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Post by Belchic on Sept 22, 2023 21:37:06 GMT -5
A: Cake doughnuts with sprinkles!
Q: Why do people say “It’s 5:00 somewhere?” Who was it that said drinking alcohol was to happen at 5:00? Also, don’t they realize that 5:00 only happens once every 60 minutes? Or are there 1,440 time zones in the world instead of 24?
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Post by Kit on Sept 23, 2023 9:34:28 GMT -5
A: Likely, it's a conscious excuse to drink. The semantic value of saying it, is not for it's literal meaning, but rather to say "Who even needs a reason?".
Q: Would you join the dark side?
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Post by Belchic on Sept 23, 2023 21:35:24 GMT -5
A: Of the force? No thanks. Of the toast? Yes, please.
Q: How does “give me” sound like “I have”?
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Post by Stirfry on Nov 22, 2023 16:38:55 GMT -5
A: Well when you follow it with the word "more" that implies that you do have. Now give.
Q: Who's watching me now? The IRS?!
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Post by babclayman on Nov 23, 2023 6:11:38 GMT -5
A. That’s right! The International Rhubarb Society has its eye on you!
Q. Oh, is this your house, Del? Have I come for tea!?
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Post by Belchic on Dec 21, 2023 17:44:15 GMT -5
A: Sorry. You came to the wrong house.
Q: What is Snow White doing in my garage? Why is she playing a guitar? And why is she singing a song about Christmas being over and not giving up hope?
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 3, 2024 18:01:52 GMT -5
A: I don't know but honestly that sounds better than that ill-fated remake they've been working on.
Q: Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you! It's me, Ned Ryerson.
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Post by Belchic on Feb 4, 2024 21:18:01 GMT -5
A: Eh…you have the wrong number.
Q: Where does Batman bite his victims on the neck?
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 2, 2024 16:48:36 GMT -5
A: Nowhere, he just throws them in an insane asylum and hopes for the best.
Q: Hasn’t history proven that Marx’s vision of an egalitarian utopia is unattainable, inevitably creating an oligarchy more oppressive to the proletariat than the bourgeoisie it vilifies?
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