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Post by Belchic on Mar 1, 2023 20:16:11 GMT -5
A: I’m not Dolly. And I have no clue what you’re talking about. Q: Basically, if you’re not aware, a trolley is heading towards 77 people who have tied themselves to the track. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track instead, but then the original cop will be destroyed along with a chair and a glass of O.J.! What do you do? youtu.be/0SPjy9o20QQ
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 19, 2023 19:44:23 GMT -5
A: I'll throw the switch then push the cop out of the way.
Q: I thought you said we were going to go to Tokyo?
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Post by babclayman on Mar 19, 2023 20:46:50 GMT -5
A. I am...but, I will be doing so next year...Seriously...
Q. Do you have altitude training!?
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 20, 2023 10:27:58 GMT -5
A: I wish I myself did. Tornado does, though.
Q: Why do people think that throwing tantrums is the best way, if not the only way, to express themselves?
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Post by Belchic on Mar 30, 2023 23:57:01 GMT -5
A: They need to get something off their chests. Is that so wrong?
Q: The power drill The hot rod Me The cheetah
Whose top speed is 74 MPH?
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Post by Flowgli on Apr 18, 2023 19:49:13 GMT -5
A: Mmm…I’m gonna go with the Yamaha Banshee 350. Didn’t see that coming, did you?
Q: If someone deletes a comment they don’t like, does that make them a p*ssy?
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Post by babclayman on Apr 18, 2023 21:16:06 GMT -5
A. I suppose it mainly depends on if the comment in question was in Good Faith or not. The difference between Constructive Criticism / Calling Out Poor Behaviour and Mean Spirited Posts, if you get what I mean?
Q. Where’s the glow toy?
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Post by Belchic on Apr 19, 2023 19:24:21 GMT -5
A: I threw it in the trash because it was broken.
Q: Why are my parents giving me so much grief over having a complicated password when they really should know that it’s recommended to keep your passwords complicated?
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 30, 2023 21:40:41 GMT -5
A: It's a balancing act, sometimes a simpler one but one people won't expect is better.
Q: Trash panda? Is that better?
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Post by Belchic on May 3, 2023 19:20:51 GMT -5
A: I don’t see how throwing a panda in the garbage would be a good idea.
Q: How much sense does it make to have a carrot as a substitute for three skunks?
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Post by RaceFanX on Jun 11, 2023 10:23:44 GMT -5
A: We'll pay less in wages that way.
Q: Traffic bug you? THEN STEP ON IT! (Blasts some "Aerosmith" and launches you down the track...)
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Post by RaceFanX on Jun 18, 2023 15:22:27 GMT -5
A: Let's rock and roll.
Q: Hi! How would you like to save 200 dollars a year on your energy bill?
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Post by Belchic on Jun 25, 2023 23:10:46 GMT -5
A: I don’t trust any random emails with offers like this.
Q: Do you think my kids would love to hug Dorothy the Dinosaur?
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Post by Belchic on Jun 30, 2023 23:50:58 GMT -5
A: Well, seeing videos of other kids doing it, I don’t see why not.
Q: What’s the idea of deliberately ignoring me when I try to get your attention, tell you to do something, or ask you a question?
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 20, 2023 16:16:46 GMT -5
A: What you’re trying to get my attention with is something that would be more likely to start up a conversation that won’t end well or less likely to interest me.
Q: Why Playmobil?
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