Post by Belchic on Feb 11, 2010 3:25:49 GMT -5
Okay, everyone. You all remember that parody I was talking about where I was using other characters? Well, here it is! The link to the inspiration is below. But for now, here's the parody. I hope everyone's ok with it:
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Jerko: *laughing*
Cuddly: What are you laughing at?
Jerko: Absolutely nothing. Nothing at all.
Shadow: I think he was laughing at us.
Jerko: You know something? You're a real bright little pup.
Shadow: Oh, thanks!...
Shadow: Hey!
Jerko: You guys really have an attatchement for that kid, don't ya?
Joey: Yes. He was our master.
Jerko: Well, that's real nice, and any day now, he might come romping back, huh? Just come whistling right back through that door and everything will be the same. Real peachy keane-like?
Joey: Uh-huh.
Shadow: It's a possibility.
Cuddly: Well, at least we try to be optimistic.
Jerko: Optimistic? Somebody untie the knot in this guy's brain!
Olwe: Why don't you just shut off?
Jerko: Hey, I'm real scared there, Olwe. What are you gonna do? Paw me to death?
Olwe: Hoo!
Jerko: What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line! Now, get this through your heads! We've been dumped! Abandoned!
Joey: But he loved us.
Clayton: That's right.
Jerko: So, what? He's a kid. He has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a packaged deal.
Cuddly: But maybe they're all...
Jerko: He's not coming back! Pure and simple!
Olwe: Oh, yeah? Did you talk to him recently or something? They could drive up any second.
Joey: You really think so?
Olwe: I'm not talking to you!
Jerko: The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined IQ of five. Maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.
Cuddly: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
Jerko: That's real touching, Cuddly. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.
Cuddly: I think you're jealous!
Jerko: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits!
Shadow: Dim?
Cuddly: Yeah, because the master never played with you.
Olwe: 'Cuz you're stuck in a wall!
Jerko: So...it's back to that stupid static again! You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage! It's a conspiracy. And every one of you little pups is in on it! Just cause you can move around, you think you're better than I am!
Jerko: I'M NOT AN INVALID! I WAS DESIGNED TO BE IN A WALL! I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials!
Cuddly: We didn't mean it! Really!
Jerko: IT'S MY FUNCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuddly: No! Wait! Wait!
Olwe: HE'S GONNA BLOW!
Cuddly: YANK YOUR CORDS!
Olwe: IT'S A FUSE!
Jerko: *goes berzerk*
KABOOM!!!
Joey: Poor Jerko.
Cuddly: I didn't think he'd take it too hard.
Olwe: Eh, he was a jerk anyway.
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Now, remember, this topic is here to acknowledge the parody. NOT TO CRITICIZE THE ARTWORK!
Here's the link to the inspiration: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc5D6qxAGpo
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Jerko: *laughing*
Cuddly: What are you laughing at?
Jerko: Absolutely nothing. Nothing at all.
Shadow: I think he was laughing at us.
Jerko: You know something? You're a real bright little pup.
Shadow: Oh, thanks!...
Shadow: Hey!
Jerko: You guys really have an attatchement for that kid, don't ya?
Joey: Yes. He was our master.
Jerko: Well, that's real nice, and any day now, he might come romping back, huh? Just come whistling right back through that door and everything will be the same. Real peachy keane-like?
Joey: Uh-huh.
Shadow: It's a possibility.
Cuddly: Well, at least we try to be optimistic.
Jerko: Optimistic? Somebody untie the knot in this guy's brain!
Olwe: Why don't you just shut off?
Jerko: Hey, I'm real scared there, Olwe. What are you gonna do? Paw me to death?
Olwe: Hoo!
Jerko: What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line! Now, get this through your heads! We've been dumped! Abandoned!
Joey: But he loved us.
Clayton: That's right.
Jerko: So, what? He's a kid. He has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a packaged deal.
Cuddly: But maybe they're all...
Jerko: He's not coming back! Pure and simple!
Olwe: Oh, yeah? Did you talk to him recently or something? They could drive up any second.
Joey: You really think so?
Olwe: I'm not talking to you!
Jerko: The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined IQ of five. Maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.
Cuddly: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
Jerko: That's real touching, Cuddly. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.
Cuddly: I think you're jealous!
Jerko: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits!
Shadow: Dim?
Cuddly: Yeah, because the master never played with you.
Olwe: 'Cuz you're stuck in a wall!
Jerko: So...it's back to that stupid static again! You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage! It's a conspiracy. And every one of you little pups is in on it! Just cause you can move around, you think you're better than I am!
Jerko: I'M NOT AN INVALID! I WAS DESIGNED TO BE IN A WALL! I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials!
Cuddly: We didn't mean it! Really!
Jerko: IT'S MY FUNCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuddly: No! Wait! Wait!
Olwe: HE'S GONNA BLOW!
Cuddly: YANK YOUR CORDS!
Olwe: IT'S A FUSE!
Jerko: *goes berzerk*
KABOOM!!!
Joey: Poor Jerko.
Cuddly: I didn't think he'd take it too hard.
Olwe: Eh, he was a jerk anyway.
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Now, remember, this topic is here to acknowledge the parody. NOT TO CRITICIZE THE ARTWORK!
Here's the link to the inspiration: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc5D6qxAGpo