Post by Belchic on Feb 1, 2019 2:14:25 GMT -5
I felt inspired to do this after seeing several YouTube videos like this. I’m going to list every episode of 101 Dalmatians and give each one a score of 1 to 10, and review each one in 10 words or less. Enjoy!
“Home is Where the Bark Is” - 10/10
Perfect way to set the mood of the show!
“Full Metal Pullet” - 8/10
An episode about racism.
“Dough the Right Thing” - 6/10
What’s a puppy gonna do with money?
“He Followed Me Home” - 7/10
Cruella actually thinks they have elephants at pet stores?
“Love ‘Em and Flea ‘Em” - 8/10
Fan favorite gets to shine, but poor Lucky.
“Howl Noon” - 6/10
A fistful of collars.
“Easy On the Lies” - 3/10
And why can’t the pups reschedule their swim date?
“Two for the Show” - 7/10
You had it in your hands, and you lost it!
“An Officer and a Gentledog” - 7/10
I’ve seen gym teachers nicer than Pug!
“Bad to the Bone” - 5/10
What exactly is the lesson here?
“Southern Fried Cruella” - 8/10
Here’s a side of Cruella I’ve never seen!
“Swine Song” - 7/10
Cute, but why?
“Watch for Falling Idols” - 5/10
A female stunt double? Is she single?
“The High Price of Fame” - 6/10
I think they’re trying a little too hard.
“The Great Cat Invasion” - 3/10
There are yes cats at the Dearly Farm!
“No Train, No Gain” - 1/10
The logic makes no sense whatsoever!
“Rolly’s Egg-cellent Adventure” - 6/10
Rolly becomes a mother...Uhh...Okay?
“Wild Chick Chase” - 4/10
And I thought Flurry Heart was a handful!
“The Dogs of De Vil” - 5/10
Sesame Street rejects divorce episodes, so what makes this okay?
“Dog’s Best Friend” - 3/10
Worst friendship-themed episode ever!
“A Christmas Cruella” - 1/10
Another Christmas Carol parody? How original!
“Out to Launch” - 9/10
David Ogden Stiers is a computer that talks to puppies.
“Prophet and Loss” - 9/10
Cadpig gets love and attention for the wrong reasons.
“You Slipped a Disk” - 10/10
Put your game face on!
“Chow About That?” - 10/10
Why watch this episode when you can watch the intro?
“Tic Track Toe” - 7/10
An idol of the pups we never hear of again.
“Lucky All-Star” - 6/10
Oh, so this is why fans ship Tripod with Cadpig?
“Shake, Rattle and Woof” - 5/10
Cruella is above the law!
“Cadpig Behind Bars” - 8/10
Funny, but where is Spot exactly?
“Leisure Lawsuit” - 10/10
Puppy towers for the win!
“Purred It Through the Grapevine” - 9/10
Are we having fun yet?
“Our Own Digs” - 2/10
Pug is the ultimate wet blanket!
“Goose Pimples” - 1/10
A horror slasher that pissed me off!
“Two Faces of Anita” - 6/10
Great lines here, but could’ve been better.
“The Fungus Among Us” - 6/10
The pieces don’t fit together despite this episode’s potential.
“Market Mayhem” - 8/10
Paper, plastic, or puppies?
“Lucky to Be Alone” - 4/10
Exactly how I feel when the pups aren’t all here.
“Four Stories Up” - 10/10
Perfect example of the main pups’ personalities.
“It’s a Swamp Thing” - 5/10
Shouldn’t this have aired earlier in the series?
“Roll Out the Pork Barrel” - 6/10
Why is he such a misfit?
“Alive N’ Chicken” - 8/10
Thanks to 9/11, we can’t watch this anymore!
“Prima Doggy” - 9/10
Wait...Patch and Two-Tone actually do something in this episode?
“You Say It’s Your Birthday” - 10/10
The title spoils the ending.
“Oozy Does It” - 8/10
I’m blue da ba dee...
“Barnboozled” - 6/10
What exactly was this all about?
“Citizen Canine” - 8/10
Why does this farm need a mayor?
“Frisky Business” - 7/10
Three puppies try to drive a car.
“Cadet of the Month” - 4/10
My Boy Scout days all over again.
“Valentine Daze” - 5/10
Why not have other holiday specials?
“Close But No Cigar” - 8/10
I was frozen today!
“Invasion of the Doggy Snatchers” - 5/10
Close encounters of the 101st kind.
“Smoke Detectors” - 8/10
Cruella puts Marlboro out of business.
“Lobster Tale” - 8/10
No lobsters were harmed in the making of this episode.
“Double Dog Dare” - 6/10
I’d rather stick my tongue to a flagpole.
“Mooove It On Over” - 6/10
So this is World War III?
“Shipwrecked” - 1/10
Why do you do this to me???
“Mall Pups” - 2/10
Did Pug need to be in this episode?
“Shrewzle Watch” - 7/10
Hello, non-existent species.
“The Life You Save” - 2/10
Nothing about this makes me smile. Not even Dumpling’s piggyback.
“Spots and Shots” - 4/10
Since when do the puppies like getting shots?
“On the Lamb” - 5/10
Actually, this is TV, Spot.
“Treasure of Swamp Island” - 9/10
Now, this is what I call fun!
“Lord of the Termites” - 8/10
Anyone want some Fatty Salt Crispies?
“Fountain of Youth” - 4/10
Cute idea, but I’ve seen it done better.
“Walk a Mile in My Tracks” - 3/10
And the point of this episode was what now?
“Cruella World” - 7/10
Cruella’s version of Disneyland...and Lucky gets rejected.
“Hail to the Chief” - 7/10
Who knew Rolly had it in him?
“Food for Thought” - 7/10
See what happens when you take candy from strangers?
“The Maltese Chicken” - 6/10
Clever concept, but Spot upstages everyone.
“Film Fatale” - 9/10
They totally missed a totem pole trench opportunity!
“My Fair Chicken” - 8/10
Spot is a showoff at egg-laying.
“Snow Bounders” - 9/10
Lucky shows great leadership skills here.
“Gnaw or Never” - 8/10
Poor Rolly, but everything turns out okay.
“Poison Ivy” - 7/10
I feel bad for the pups despite Ivy’s popularity.
“Twelve Angry Pups” - 3/10
Two-Tone pulls off a Henry Fonda.
“The Good-bye Chick” - 1/10
Can I get something besides another crappy Spot episode?
“Robo-Rolly” - 8/10
Okay, that’ll do.
“Splishing and Splashing” - 7/10
Global warming is really taking effect here!
“Virtual Lucky” - 10/10
Hey, pisanos! It’s the Super Barkio Bros. Super Show!
“Cupid Pups” - 4/10
Is this episode ever going to end??
“The Artist Formerly Known as Spot” - 5/10
Will I see these paintings on Pawn Stars?
“The Nose Knows” - 9/10
Did somebody say McDonald’s?
“K is for Kibble” - 6/10
How did any of the puppies survive this?
“Humanitarian of the Year” - 5/10
Apparently, paparazzi follow these characters everywhere.
“Beauty Pageant Pandemonium” - 5/10
Why is Amber so popular?
“Hog Tied” - 4/10
Dumpling joins the pups. What’s wrong with this picture?
“Coup De Vil” - 5/10
This strangely reminds me of Despicable Me.
“Every Little Crooked Nanny” - 8/10
This is too hilarious to take seriously!
“Cone Head” - 8/10
Lucky will be okay...right?
“Channels” - 7/10
They made a channel for every character on the show?
“Un-Lucky” - 6/10
Some of it makes sense, but the rest raises questions.
“The Making Of...” - 6/10
Weird mockumentary, but I’ve seen worse.
“Best of Show” - 4/10
Once again, Spot steals the show.
“Walk on the Wild Side” - 7/10
Not one of my favorites, but very well-written.
“Horace and Jasper’s Big Career Move” - 1/10
We interrupt this program to bring you a boring spinoff!
“De Village Elder” - 1/10
It’s way too rushed, and nothing gets explained!
“Jurassic Bark” - 3/10
Things are getting ugly here!
“My Fair Moochie” - 2/10
Who decided they should be a couple???
“Dog Food Day Afternoon” - 9/10
Pups awesomely save a brilliant scam!
“Spot’s Fairy God Chicken” - 7/10
One of the better Spot episodes.
“Good Neighbor Cruella” - 4/10
What am I watching here?
“Animal House Party” - 2/10
This whole thing is just a hot mess!
“Dalmatian Vacation, Part 1” - 5/10
Cruella ruins a fun vacation.
“Dalmatian Vacation, Part 2” - 5/10
Hilarity ensues.
“Dalmatian Vacation, Part 3” - 5/10
Farewell, main pups. I’ll never see you again!
How is that?
“Home is Where the Bark Is” - 10/10
Perfect way to set the mood of the show!
“Full Metal Pullet” - 8/10
An episode about racism.
“Dough the Right Thing” - 6/10
What’s a puppy gonna do with money?
“He Followed Me Home” - 7/10
Cruella actually thinks they have elephants at pet stores?
“Love ‘Em and Flea ‘Em” - 8/10
Fan favorite gets to shine, but poor Lucky.
“Howl Noon” - 6/10
A fistful of collars.
“Easy On the Lies” - 3/10
And why can’t the pups reschedule their swim date?
“Two for the Show” - 7/10
You had it in your hands, and you lost it!
“An Officer and a Gentledog” - 7/10
I’ve seen gym teachers nicer than Pug!
“Bad to the Bone” - 5/10
What exactly is the lesson here?
“Southern Fried Cruella” - 8/10
Here’s a side of Cruella I’ve never seen!
“Swine Song” - 7/10
Cute, but why?
“Watch for Falling Idols” - 5/10
A female stunt double? Is she single?
“The High Price of Fame” - 6/10
I think they’re trying a little too hard.
“The Great Cat Invasion” - 3/10
There are yes cats at the Dearly Farm!
“No Train, No Gain” - 1/10
The logic makes no sense whatsoever!
“Rolly’s Egg-cellent Adventure” - 6/10
Rolly becomes a mother...Uhh...Okay?
“Wild Chick Chase” - 4/10
And I thought Flurry Heart was a handful!
“The Dogs of De Vil” - 5/10
Sesame Street rejects divorce episodes, so what makes this okay?
“Dog’s Best Friend” - 3/10
Worst friendship-themed episode ever!
“A Christmas Cruella” - 1/10
Another Christmas Carol parody? How original!
“Out to Launch” - 9/10
David Ogden Stiers is a computer that talks to puppies.
“Prophet and Loss” - 9/10
Cadpig gets love and attention for the wrong reasons.
“You Slipped a Disk” - 10/10
Put your game face on!
“Chow About That?” - 10/10
Why watch this episode when you can watch the intro?
“Tic Track Toe” - 7/10
An idol of the pups we never hear of again.
“Lucky All-Star” - 6/10
Oh, so this is why fans ship Tripod with Cadpig?
“Shake, Rattle and Woof” - 5/10
Cruella is above the law!
“Cadpig Behind Bars” - 8/10
Funny, but where is Spot exactly?
“Leisure Lawsuit” - 10/10
Puppy towers for the win!
“Purred It Through the Grapevine” - 9/10
Are we having fun yet?
“Our Own Digs” - 2/10
Pug is the ultimate wet blanket!
“Goose Pimples” - 1/10
A horror slasher that pissed me off!
“Two Faces of Anita” - 6/10
Great lines here, but could’ve been better.
“The Fungus Among Us” - 6/10
The pieces don’t fit together despite this episode’s potential.
“Market Mayhem” - 8/10
Paper, plastic, or puppies?
“Lucky to Be Alone” - 4/10
Exactly how I feel when the pups aren’t all here.
“Four Stories Up” - 10/10
Perfect example of the main pups’ personalities.
“It’s a Swamp Thing” - 5/10
Shouldn’t this have aired earlier in the series?
“Roll Out the Pork Barrel” - 6/10
Why is he such a misfit?
“Alive N’ Chicken” - 8/10
Thanks to 9/11, we can’t watch this anymore!
“Prima Doggy” - 9/10
Wait...Patch and Two-Tone actually do something in this episode?
“You Say It’s Your Birthday” - 10/10
The title spoils the ending.
“Oozy Does It” - 8/10
I’m blue da ba dee...
“Barnboozled” - 6/10
What exactly was this all about?
“Citizen Canine” - 8/10
Why does this farm need a mayor?
“Frisky Business” - 7/10
Three puppies try to drive a car.
“Cadet of the Month” - 4/10
My Boy Scout days all over again.
“Valentine Daze” - 5/10
Why not have other holiday specials?
“Close But No Cigar” - 8/10
I was frozen today!
“Invasion of the Doggy Snatchers” - 5/10
Close encounters of the 101st kind.
“Smoke Detectors” - 8/10
Cruella puts Marlboro out of business.
“Lobster Tale” - 8/10
No lobsters were harmed in the making of this episode.
“Double Dog Dare” - 6/10
I’d rather stick my tongue to a flagpole.
“Mooove It On Over” - 6/10
So this is World War III?
“Shipwrecked” - 1/10
Why do you do this to me???
“Mall Pups” - 2/10
Did Pug need to be in this episode?
“Shrewzle Watch” - 7/10
Hello, non-existent species.
“The Life You Save” - 2/10
Nothing about this makes me smile. Not even Dumpling’s piggyback.
“Spots and Shots” - 4/10
Since when do the puppies like getting shots?
“On the Lamb” - 5/10
Actually, this is TV, Spot.
“Treasure of Swamp Island” - 9/10
Now, this is what I call fun!
“Lord of the Termites” - 8/10
Anyone want some Fatty Salt Crispies?
“Fountain of Youth” - 4/10
Cute idea, but I’ve seen it done better.
“Walk a Mile in My Tracks” - 3/10
And the point of this episode was what now?
“Cruella World” - 7/10
Cruella’s version of Disneyland...and Lucky gets rejected.
“Hail to the Chief” - 7/10
Who knew Rolly had it in him?
“Food for Thought” - 7/10
See what happens when you take candy from strangers?
“The Maltese Chicken” - 6/10
Clever concept, but Spot upstages everyone.
“Film Fatale” - 9/10
They totally missed a totem pole trench opportunity!
“My Fair Chicken” - 8/10
Spot is a showoff at egg-laying.
“Snow Bounders” - 9/10
Lucky shows great leadership skills here.
“Gnaw or Never” - 8/10
Poor Rolly, but everything turns out okay.
“Poison Ivy” - 7/10
I feel bad for the pups despite Ivy’s popularity.
“Twelve Angry Pups” - 3/10
Two-Tone pulls off a Henry Fonda.
“The Good-bye Chick” - 1/10
Can I get something besides another crappy Spot episode?
“Robo-Rolly” - 8/10
Okay, that’ll do.
“Splishing and Splashing” - 7/10
Global warming is really taking effect here!
“Virtual Lucky” - 10/10
Hey, pisanos! It’s the Super Barkio Bros. Super Show!
“Cupid Pups” - 4/10
Is this episode ever going to end??
“The Artist Formerly Known as Spot” - 5/10
Will I see these paintings on Pawn Stars?
“The Nose Knows” - 9/10
Did somebody say McDonald’s?
“K is for Kibble” - 6/10
How did any of the puppies survive this?
“Humanitarian of the Year” - 5/10
Apparently, paparazzi follow these characters everywhere.
“Beauty Pageant Pandemonium” - 5/10
Why is Amber so popular?
“Hog Tied” - 4/10
Dumpling joins the pups. What’s wrong with this picture?
“Coup De Vil” - 5/10
This strangely reminds me of Despicable Me.
“Every Little Crooked Nanny” - 8/10
This is too hilarious to take seriously!
“Cone Head” - 8/10
Lucky will be okay...right?
“Channels” - 7/10
They made a channel for every character on the show?
“Un-Lucky” - 6/10
Some of it makes sense, but the rest raises questions.
“The Making Of...” - 6/10
Weird mockumentary, but I’ve seen worse.
“Best of Show” - 4/10
Once again, Spot steals the show.
“Walk on the Wild Side” - 7/10
Not one of my favorites, but very well-written.
“Horace and Jasper’s Big Career Move” - 1/10
We interrupt this program to bring you a boring spinoff!
“De Village Elder” - 1/10
It’s way too rushed, and nothing gets explained!
“Jurassic Bark” - 3/10
Things are getting ugly here!
“My Fair Moochie” - 2/10
Who decided they should be a couple???
“Dog Food Day Afternoon” - 9/10
Pups awesomely save a brilliant scam!
“Spot’s Fairy God Chicken” - 7/10
One of the better Spot episodes.
“Good Neighbor Cruella” - 4/10
What am I watching here?
“Animal House Party” - 2/10
This whole thing is just a hot mess!
“Dalmatian Vacation, Part 1” - 5/10
Cruella ruins a fun vacation.
“Dalmatian Vacation, Part 2” - 5/10
Hilarity ensues.
“Dalmatian Vacation, Part 3” - 5/10
Farewell, main pups. I’ll never see you again!
How is that?