Post by Cadpig on Aug 28, 2021 23:01:50 GMT -5
Alternate take on "Poison Ivy"
Part 1
Sergeant Spotty and his cadets arrive at the Dearly barn in Spotty's military truck and notice the Grutely Dog Pound Truck
Grutely Dog Pound Agent to Roger: I've got 101 warrants for the arrest of your Dalmatians!
Spotty: Psh, I think it's pretty obvious, they've simply miscounted exactly how many Dalmatians currently reside at the barn.
Cadet Jordan Patrick: Well, so much for your absense Spotty!
Spotty: No kidding.
Cadet Zach Vargas: Come on guys, lets go cure that Poison Ivy!
Spotty and Patrick: Word!
They then drive toward Ivy and her setting of her buggy and robo pups and as they do
Cadet Zach Vargas: So how does that song she hums all the time just to prove her sweetness and innocence go again? plays it on his recorder he taped over some action on a video tape he saw for evidence on Ivy
Ivy: singing in the recorder hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmmmmmmmmm hmm, la la la la la
Cadet Jordan Patrick: just closes his eyes in distress but doesn't bother saying anything
Sergeant Spotty: while driving, he gets annoyingly angry from hearing that stupid tune again, rolls down the window, then grabs Zach's recorder Will you turn that stupid song off? I don't need to hear that anymore, Doggone it? UGH!! Throws it out the window
Cadet Zach Vargas: Right, right, right, sorry!
-Later-
Cruella de Vil: At last, the farm is mine!
Spot: Not if this chick can he- sees the truck coming towards Ivy and her direction from behind Ivy's robo pup box bucawk
Ivy: Huh? notices the truck with Paw Patrol military designs with a Dalmatian pup and two persian cats inside
Spot: Flys up towards the barn loft window where the gang is watching the action down below
Cadpig: Oh, hey Spot, what are yo-gets cut off by Spot's obnoxiously worried words
Spot: Well, I was going to distract Ivy and save yall from being framed for all this action. B-b-b-b-but then I noticed what looks like to be some Paw Patrol military truck being driven by trying to get a good look of whose inside..........an-.....another Dalmatian pup?
The rest of the gang: Huh?
Cadpig: Wait, a Dalmatian Pup? scoots closer in front of the gang to try and get a closer look to see who is inside Why do I get the feeling when you say Dalmatian Pup, Spot, that he would be in relation to this Dearly Family?
Spot: From what I can tell, He does look familiar to me too!
Lucky: And who are those cats inside his truck?
Rolly: Lets just see what they are about to do, somehow it looks somewhat promising to me!
Spotty: growls at Ivy Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ivy: Uh.........................Okay? One, I don't know what's going on now. Like did the Dearlys just now all of a sudden adopt another pup just to prove their innocence? Psh, get real here!
Cadet Zach Vargas: Adopted? Wow, she's crazy!
Sergeant Spotty: Shakes his head in disbelief
The gang from above: all raise their eye-brows
Ivy: Two, I don't have time to deal with this, your soon to be 'adopted Dalmatian siblings' are locked up inside the barn. And you will never see them. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do here with my buggy and robo pups. And hey by the way, As much as it's even beyond me to see a pup driving some truck, points out to her robo pups and buggy I must say this stuff here is worth more that that trashy truck of yalls!
Spotty: angrily barks at her
Patrick and Vargas: glare at her after that statement
Ivy: If yall must know, I and my aunt, Cruella De vil, framed yalls pups. For breaking the Chow Tower spilling Kibble all over the ponds in Grutely, you know the kibble your 'puppy siblings' eat. I've also been having a wonderful time playing with yalls pets today, as I've also put a CD disk in the owner's computer, giving it a virus, which I also put your puppies in blame for!
Spotty looks over to his Persian cat cadets: They grin evilly at each other and nod in agreement as they now all of a sudden have the perfect plan to foil Ivy's schemes after hearing that sentence, as well as to insult her
Spot: all dazed and stumped sigh Wake me up when this day is over!
Cadpig: grabs Spot's arm Wait, Spot, look!
Spotty: drives his truck in path to destroy Ivy's stuff
Spotty: So let me get this straight. Your aunt, Cruella De Vil, broke the Chow Tower and spilled Kibble all over the ponds and lakes in Grutely, and your own pets have eaten it.
Cadet Zach Vargas: Next thing, you've been playing with your pets all day today after they've eaten the poisoned and what not Kibble from the water?
The gang: Gasp and lean back a bit in ecstatic shock from hearing what was just said
Cadet Jordan Patrick: And you blame your pets for giving you a virus from it???
The gang: open their mouths in a smile with Cadpig covering her mouth while opening it in relieving sudden karma
Ivy: Wait no, that's-
The gang: all laugh their butts off
Sergeant Spotty and his Cadets: laugh it out and back up a bit in path to destroy Ivy's machinery
Ivy: Hey, that's not what I said!
Rolly: notices Spotty driving in intended path and the grabs the pups attention Hey guys, look what's happening now!
Spotty and the cadets in path to run over Ivy's equipment
The gang: Oooooooooooooooh smiling wide-eyed
Ivy: Wait what are they- Oh no..........no.... angrily shaking her head in annoyance No! No! NO!
Spotty: By the way, you say your 'machinery' is worth more than this truck runs over her robot pups and buggy
Cadet Vargas and Patrick: Not anymore they aint? Then they floor their way away to Cruella while they all start laughing their butts off
Cadet Jordan Patrick: shouting out to Ivy Good luck with your Poison Ivy, Sickie! then they all continue laughing it out
Lucky: Hahahaha, Poison Ivy?? Cadpig: Hahahaha in a cute joyous look up to the sky Ah, flattery never felt so great!
Ivy: No, how cou-Then something just occured to her mindset, that got her all stunned in reality Wait, who am I kidding. I was just talking to some pe-Now all staggered and scared TALKING CATS AND DOGS! runs out to find Cruella De Vil as shes now terrified by pets AUNT CRUELLA!!
The gang all laugh their butts off after watching that action
Lucky while the others still snicker and chuckle in the humor they just: Well I rest my case, looks like I was right about not being pinned.
Cadpig: Oh, just you wait Lucky! Wait til everybody hears about this! They won't wanna miss it!
Part 1
Sergeant Spotty and his cadets arrive at the Dearly barn in Spotty's military truck and notice the Grutely Dog Pound Truck
Grutely Dog Pound Agent to Roger: I've got 101 warrants for the arrest of your Dalmatians!
Spotty: Psh, I think it's pretty obvious, they've simply miscounted exactly how many Dalmatians currently reside at the barn.
Cadet Jordan Patrick: Well, so much for your absense Spotty!
Spotty: No kidding.
Cadet Zach Vargas: Come on guys, lets go cure that Poison Ivy!
Spotty and Patrick: Word!
They then drive toward Ivy and her setting of her buggy and robo pups and as they do
Cadet Zach Vargas: So how does that song she hums all the time just to prove her sweetness and innocence go again? plays it on his recorder he taped over some action on a video tape he saw for evidence on Ivy
Ivy: singing in the recorder hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmmmmmmmmm hmm, la la la la la
Cadet Jordan Patrick: just closes his eyes in distress but doesn't bother saying anything
Sergeant Spotty: while driving, he gets annoyingly angry from hearing that stupid tune again, rolls down the window, then grabs Zach's recorder Will you turn that stupid song off? I don't need to hear that anymore, Doggone it? UGH!! Throws it out the window
Cadet Zach Vargas: Right, right, right, sorry!
-Later-
Cruella de Vil: At last, the farm is mine!
Spot: Not if this chick can he- sees the truck coming towards Ivy and her direction from behind Ivy's robo pup box bucawk
Ivy: Huh? notices the truck with Paw Patrol military designs with a Dalmatian pup and two persian cats inside
Spot: Flys up towards the barn loft window where the gang is watching the action down below
Cadpig: Oh, hey Spot, what are yo-gets cut off by Spot's obnoxiously worried words
Spot: Well, I was going to distract Ivy and save yall from being framed for all this action. B-b-b-b-but then I noticed what looks like to be some Paw Patrol military truck being driven by trying to get a good look of whose inside..........an-.....another Dalmatian pup?
The rest of the gang: Huh?
Cadpig: Wait, a Dalmatian Pup? scoots closer in front of the gang to try and get a closer look to see who is inside Why do I get the feeling when you say Dalmatian Pup, Spot, that he would be in relation to this Dearly Family?
Spot: From what I can tell, He does look familiar to me too!
Lucky: And who are those cats inside his truck?
Rolly: Lets just see what they are about to do, somehow it looks somewhat promising to me!
Spotty: growls at Ivy Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ivy: Uh.........................Okay? One, I don't know what's going on now. Like did the Dearlys just now all of a sudden adopt another pup just to prove their innocence? Psh, get real here!
Cadet Zach Vargas: Adopted? Wow, she's crazy!
Sergeant Spotty: Shakes his head in disbelief
The gang from above: all raise their eye-brows
Ivy: Two, I don't have time to deal with this, your soon to be 'adopted Dalmatian siblings' are locked up inside the barn. And you will never see them. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do here with my buggy and robo pups. And hey by the way, As much as it's even beyond me to see a pup driving some truck, points out to her robo pups and buggy I must say this stuff here is worth more that that trashy truck of yalls!
Spotty: angrily barks at her
Patrick and Vargas: glare at her after that statement
Ivy: If yall must know, I and my aunt, Cruella De vil, framed yalls pups. For breaking the Chow Tower spilling Kibble all over the ponds in Grutely, you know the kibble your 'puppy siblings' eat. I've also been having a wonderful time playing with yalls pets today, as I've also put a CD disk in the owner's computer, giving it a virus, which I also put your puppies in blame for!
Spotty looks over to his Persian cat cadets: They grin evilly at each other and nod in agreement as they now all of a sudden have the perfect plan to foil Ivy's schemes after hearing that sentence, as well as to insult her
Spot: all dazed and stumped sigh Wake me up when this day is over!
Cadpig: grabs Spot's arm Wait, Spot, look!
Spotty: drives his truck in path to destroy Ivy's stuff
Spotty: So let me get this straight. Your aunt, Cruella De Vil, broke the Chow Tower and spilled Kibble all over the ponds and lakes in Grutely, and your own pets have eaten it.
Cadet Zach Vargas: Next thing, you've been playing with your pets all day today after they've eaten the poisoned and what not Kibble from the water?
The gang: Gasp and lean back a bit in ecstatic shock from hearing what was just said
Cadet Jordan Patrick: And you blame your pets for giving you a virus from it???
The gang: open their mouths in a smile with Cadpig covering her mouth while opening it in relieving sudden karma
Ivy: Wait no, that's-
The gang: all laugh their butts off
Sergeant Spotty and his Cadets: laugh it out and back up a bit in path to destroy Ivy's machinery
Ivy: Hey, that's not what I said!
Rolly: notices Spotty driving in intended path and the grabs the pups attention Hey guys, look what's happening now!
Spotty and the cadets in path to run over Ivy's equipment
The gang: Oooooooooooooooh smiling wide-eyed
Ivy: Wait what are they- Oh no..........no.... angrily shaking her head in annoyance No! No! NO!
Spotty: By the way, you say your 'machinery' is worth more than this truck runs over her robot pups and buggy
Cadet Vargas and Patrick: Not anymore they aint? Then they floor their way away to Cruella while they all start laughing their butts off
Cadet Jordan Patrick: shouting out to Ivy Good luck with your Poison Ivy, Sickie! then they all continue laughing it out
Lucky: Hahahaha, Poison Ivy?? Cadpig: Hahahaha in a cute joyous look up to the sky Ah, flattery never felt so great!
Ivy: No, how cou-Then something just occured to her mindset, that got her all stunned in reality Wait, who am I kidding. I was just talking to some pe-Now all staggered and scared TALKING CATS AND DOGS! runs out to find Cruella De Vil as shes now terrified by pets AUNT CRUELLA!!
The gang all laugh their butts off after watching that action
Lucky while the others still snicker and chuckle in the humor they just: Well I rest my case, looks like I was right about not being pinned.
Cadpig: Oh, just you wait Lucky! Wait til everybody hears about this! They won't wanna miss it!