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Post by Flowgli on Jul 8, 2010 9:03:33 GMT -5
Okay, I'm going back to using Dalmatian characters in commercials, but this time, it has nothing to do with food products. I don't want anyone being picky about this one.
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Jewel: So, I'm in love with this cute pair of jeans. Only $100. But am I wearing them now? Hello! I'm wearing Two-Tone's jeans that she ruined with barbecue sauce, or so I thought. See, my mom washes them with this Tide Stain Release In-Wash Booster stuff. She's all, "You use it with your detergent to help get stains out the first time!" Are you kidding me?! So, now, the stains are magically gone, and Two-Tone passes on her jeans to me. *sighs* What a life.
Female announcer: Tide Stain Release. Stains out. No doubt.
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Post by Belchic on Jul 8, 2010 12:39:56 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgBJFJHqL3UAnnouncer: Cheetos presents...Noggin. *We see Noggin hanging by a pool.* Noggin: I'm a Dalmatian that's too cool to fool. On hot days like this, I like to chill by the pool. *he sees someone with Cheetos* But I get turned on by some snacks made of cheese. That's something that brings me right to my knees. *he goes after it* That's one cheesy snack that I just gotta munch, because I'm a sucker for the cheese that goes... *he flies past it and crashes into a wall* ...crunch. Noggin: *pulls his head out and turns to the camera* It's not easy being cheesy. *shakes head* Announcer: Cheetos. The cheese that goes crunch.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2010 11:34:41 GMT -5
Racefanx is gonna love this
slayer and patriot can seen seen at a gas station slayer is gassing up Brad Keselowski's car hauler and Patriot is seen with Carl Edwards hauler
slayer:you may have beaten me to Bristol but you ant betting me to Dega
Patriot:hey do me a favor.....check and see if my taillights are working*with that he quickly puts down the gas hose and jumps in the semi*
slayer:ehhh*he then jumps in his hauler as they race down the road*
*the smokey and the bandit theme song starts playing*
police officer trying to eat is suddenly blown by both haulers and spills his food on him and with that takes off after slayer and patriot*
ITS NOT CRAZY ITS SPORTS
ESPN
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Post by Belchic on Aug 18, 2010 18:09:37 GMT -5
Inspiration to this one:
*It opens with Lucky sipping down a bottle of Dr. Pepper with Rolly and Cadpig at his sides.*
Lucky: I drink Dr. Pepper, and I'm proud. I used to be alone in a crowd. But when you look around these days... there seems to be a Dr. Pepper craze.
*The three start dancing around.*
Lucky: I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper... Pups: We're a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
Lucky: I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper... Pups: If you drink Dr. Pepper, you're a Pepper too.
*they come across more pups*
Joey: Us Peppers are an interesting breed.
Clayton: An original taste is what we need.
Envi: Ask any Pepper, and they'll say...
All three: Only Dr. Pepper tastes that way!
Belchic: I'm a Pepper!
Tippy: He's a Pepper!
Joey: She's a Pepper!
Pups: We're a Pepper! Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
Shadow: I'm a Pepper!
Nemo: He's a Pepper!
Puffy: She's a Pepper!
All Pups: We're a Pepper! Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
Pups: Be a Pepper. Drink Dr. Pepper. Be a Pepper. Drink Dr. Pepper.
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Post by RaceFanX on Aug 25, 2010 10:18:02 GMT -5
I loved Slayer's one. That's a cool ad (I've seen that one too). Still not a fan of using canon characters in these but Belchic's was alright to. (Jane stands out in what appears appears to be the hills outside LA) Jane: My dad's fond of time machines so it's only natural I'd fly around in something space age... (With a familar sound effect and blinking headlights a white 1988 Oldsmobile materializes from nowhere) Jane: It's my new Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme totally redesigned for the future. (Jane takes her Olds for a spin through the Hollywood Hills) Jane: It's powered by a fuel-injected V6 monitored by an on-board computer. I guess some things were just meant for the new generation. (She stops, a chorus strikes up as Doc himself materializes in the passenger's seat with the same sound effect as the car did) Chorus: This is not your father's Oldsmobile! (Jane turns to her "old man") Jane: Ready Dad? Doc: I'm ready. You ready? Jane: I'm ready. Doc: Steady as she goes! (She drives the Cutlass Supreme down the road as it takes off and races into the sky) Chorus: This the new generation of Olds! Text on Screen: This is the new generation of Oldsmobile Original ad (with William Shatner and his daughter): www.youtube.com/watch?v=waTsF57cuq8&feature=related
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Post by Belchic on Sept 29, 2010 0:18:24 GMT -5
Okay, this morning, I saw this really weird commercial, and it inspired me to make a parody on it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6lptta78k*Lucky is getting into bed.* Lucky: Man, I can't wait to get up tomorrow morning and have breakfast at McDonald's with Cadpig! *He goes to sleep and goes into a dream. In the dream, he is outside McDonald's about to have breakfast with Cadpig.* Lucky: Time for breakfast, Cadpig! Cadpig: Oh, boy! McHotcakes! *The hotcakes start hopping away.* Lucky: Hopping McHotcakes! *Lucky hops onto Cadpig's back.* Lucky: After them, Cadpig! Cadpig: You betcha! *Cadpig runs after the hotcakes piggybacking Lucky and starts flying into the air by flapping her ears.* Lucky: Whoa! *Lucky falls off Cadpig and catches the hotcakes.* Lucky: Gotcha! *Cadpig catches Lucky again while still flying.* Cadpig: Got you! Lucky? Lucky: Yeah? Cadpig: Lucky! Lucky: What, Cadpig? *Lucky wakes up from the dream, and Cadpig is next to him.* Cadpig: It's breakfast time! Lucky: Alright! *It now cuts to the real McDonald's where Lucky and Cadpig are enjoying they're McHotcake breakfast.* Cadpig: You dreamt about WHAT? What kind of drugs have you been taking? Lucky: Well, this is almost a dream come true. *They laugh.* Choir: McDonald's and you!
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Post by RaceFanX on Nov 3, 2010 0:43:39 GMT -5
Having worked at McDonald's (who in America these days hasn't) I can confirm those Hotcakes were a dream come true more than once on my break. How about a new spin on a hot new add... (A modern little version of "That's Amore" kicks up, cue Tyler at the stick of a UPS Boeing 747 in flight. Noggin is his co-pilot) Tyler (singing): When it's planes in the sky... Noggin (singing): ...for a chain of supply... Both (singing): That's logistics. (Cut to Patriot, Sparky, Izzy and Slayer building a delivery truck on a assembly line) Izzy (singing): When the parts for the line... Slayer, Sparky, Patriot: ...come exactly on time... All (singing): That's logistics. (Scenes of international package delivery are shown) Clayton (singing, in England): A continous link... Owle (singing, in France): ...that is always in sync... Hesso (singing, in Germany): That's logistics. (More scenes of package delivery) All (singing): There will be no stress 'cause you called U-P-S that's logistics! UPS We ¢¾ Logistics Real ad: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgui8TeJ57o&feature=related
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Post by RaceFanX on Nov 3, 2010 0:48:00 GMT -5
The board eat the end, the last bit is supposed to be
UPS We (heart) Logistics
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Post by Flowgli on Jan 21, 2011 12:02:27 GMT -5
I just found a video of this commercial that I actually saw years ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6TwgrB9NGECadpig: Presenting Tamagotchi Angel. *Chloe and Two-Tone are on a cloud as angels, playing with their Tamagotchi Angels* Two-Tone: My Tamagotchi Angel is so heavenly. I love it's pearly gate color. Chloe: When I feed mine, I tap the touch screen and keep the bad bat away. Two-Tone: Well, mine sleeps like a little angel, and I can pause it, too. Chloe: Mine's done so many good deeds. It has more angel power. Two-Tone: No, mine does. Chloe: Mine. Two-Tone: Mine. Chloe *as she turns to a devil and Heaven turns to Hell*: MINE!!!*Two-Tone gasps, and everything changes back as thunder is heard and a big finger shakes at Chloe* Pongo *as God*: Play nice. Chloe: Sorry. Cadpig: Tamagotchi Angel, each sold separately, from Bandai.
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Post by Belchic on Jan 21, 2011 14:06:49 GMT -5
lol, I remember that commercial. Nice one, Flo.
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 25, 2011 11:29:24 GMT -5
(Everything on the farm is ghostly and abandoned. The tractor is dirty and the pups are nowhere to be found) Creepy British Narration: If you're looking for a good time with good friends on your vacation... (The camera moves toward the trough, it's completely vacant of pups despite being mostly full. It focuses on the partial-eaten dog food) Creepy British Narration:And superb cusine accompanied by fine drinks. (The camera pans revealing a brochure for Townsend Thorsen cross-English Channel ferries) Creepy British Narration: Then you'll be with us all the way. (Cut to the pups partying down on a ferry. Patriot's got a big plate of steak and fries. Roadhouse is preparing to knock back a cola. Everyone is in a good mode. The camera cuts to outside the boat looking in their window where everyone gives a wave before it pans out to show the whole boat as a cheerful 80's jingle kicks in) American chorus: We're with you, We're with you all the way-ay-ay! No longer creepy British Narration: Townsend Thorsen. We're with you all the way.
Original ad can be seen here, it originally mocked the mysterious "Mery Celeste" incident: That has to take the cake for most obscure one we've spoofed. I guess the whole creepy ad gets creepier thing made me decide to do this one, Townsend Thorsen was a ferry company in the 1980s but they went out of business after P&O Ferries bought them then rebranded them after the Thownsend Thorsen named was ruined by the crew caused capsizing of the ferry "Herald of Free Enterprise" which was one of the largest in the fleet. That fact that the boat in the ad either actually is the Herald pre-accident or one of its two sister ships doesn't help.
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Post by RaqceFanX on Feb 25, 2011 11:30:05 GMT -5
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Post by RaceFanX on May 8, 2011 0:37:56 GMT -5
(A Desert scene. A lone black 2011 Dodge Charger drives villainous through the area. Claire is at the wheel with her daughter Priscilla trapped in the back seat against her will.) Claire: I refuse to see you sully our good family pedigree with that unscrubbed mongrel. You will marry Beau when you are of age and that is final. Priscilla: He's no mongrel. His name is Patch. And I love him ardently. Claire: Love is a pointless emotion. (Suddenly a supercharged black 1969 Dodge Charger races into the scene and sideswipes Claire's car. Patch is at the wheel, come to rescue the girl he loves) Patch (screams out the window): Priscilla! (Claire sees what is going on and is not in the slightest way amused. She steers his Charger into Patch's, the cars again bounce off each other. The steering on the old Charger starts to go!) Patch: The things one must do for love. (Patch grabs some he had in the passenger seat and ties the steering wheel to lock it in place then climbs up onto the side window of his moving car. He summons his courage then leaps off his speeding car onto the hood of Claire's. As his Charger slows to a stop Patch bravely punches a hole in the windshield of Claire's still speeding car) Patch: Priscilla! I know our love is one that will not let us bear to be apart. (He pulls out a humble collar, and shows it to her through the broken glass) Patch: Will you do me the great honor of taking my paw in a most holy of matrimonies?! CAR CHASES MAKE MOVIES BETTER! And "Fast Five" has a lot of car chases... (show clips from the movie) The movie is at your local cinema now and the 2011 Dodge Charger is available at your local Dodge dealer. The Original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP0Rp-6mPb8I just had to do this one! If I made a European costume drama it would probably be exactly like that!
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Post by Flowgli on May 8, 2011 12:03:20 GMT -5
Hehe, nice to see you do a commercial with Patch and a couple of my characters, although I don't think Claire will ever say that love is a pointless emotion. Still, this is a nice one.
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Post by Belchic on Jun 6, 2011 12:31:05 GMT -5
Race, I think you'll probably like this one since I know how you like to parody obscure commercials: *Commercial starts off showing what appears to be the climax to "Love 'Em and Fle 'Em".* Two-Tone: *approaches Lucky in the jack-o-lantern* Don't hide, Lucky. I like your new look. Lucky: No, you don't. Mooch is right. You don't want to be seen with me. Two-Tone: Yes, I do! You're still Lucky. I think you're cool in any color. Lucky: *pops out* Really? Two-Tone: Yeah. *They start to lean in for a kiss, but suddenly, Two-Tone's stomach growls. She places her paw on her tummy and blushes a little.* Two-Tone: It's Bo Time! *Two-Tone takes Lucky out of the pumpkin, lifts him onto her shoulders and piggybacks him as fast as she could to the nearest Bojangles restaurant.* Announcer: It's Bo Time at Bojangles, where you can get a chicken bisket sandwich with a side of Cajun fries and our legendary ice tea all for just $2.99! Bojangles! It's Bo Time! www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6mBqLQ61yQwww.youtube.com/watch?v=4GnP8dBQ_u0&feature=relatedEven though I do admit this commercial is kinda fettish fuel for me.
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