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Post by Belchic on Jun 30, 2011 23:41:25 GMT -5
(Now, before anyone yells, "Rip-off!", I am aware that I got this from "Family Guy", and it's intended to be a parody!)
*Scene begins outside a McDonald's. We see a van pull up through the drive-thru. We cut to the van pulling up to the menu. Belchic is driving with other Dalmatians in with him.*
Clayton: Belchic, I'm not much of a fast food eater.
Belchic: Can you read my mind? Can you hear what I'm thinking? I'm thinking, "Shut up and get a salad!"
Lilly: I want some McNuggets!
Belchic: We'll get to you, Lilly!
Dipstick: I want a hamburger...No, a CHEESEburger! I want a hot dog, and a milkshake...
*Tic-Tac bonks Dipstick on the head.*
Tic-Tac: YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
Woman Over Intercom: Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?
Belchic: Yes, we want to get two McChicken Sandwiches...a Diet Coke...*turns to Roxy* Roxy, what do you want?
Roxy: A McDLT.
Belchic: Roxy, they don't have those anymore. Stop living in the 80's!
Roxy: It could just be a regional thing. You could ask.
Belchic: No McDonald's anywhere sells a McDLT anymore!
Clayton: Geez, Belchic, you don't need to be so pessimistic!
Stotch: I'd like a Shamrock Shake.
Belchic: It's September, Stotch!
Konami: Hey, Belch, can I take these stupid shades off?
Belchic: No, Konami, it's the only way you can see!
*A horn honks.*
Belchic: HOLD YOUR HORSES! I GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE IN HERE!
Roxy: I'm telling you, they've got the ingredients to make a McDLT.
Chloe: What time do they stop serving breakfast?
Belchic: Chloe, it's 3 in the afternoon!
Chloe: Well, do they serve it all day?
Belchic: NO, THEY DON'T SERVE BREAKFAST ALL DAY!
Drake: Do they have beer?
Belchic: *groans and facepalms*
*Cut to the McDonald's logo.*
Announcer: McDonald's. I'm loving it!
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Post by Kit on Jul 1, 2011 4:41:56 GMT -5
That's was actually a very funny scene, the characters sort of suited their lines. I doubt Tic-tac would hit dipstick, though.
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Post by Belchic on Jul 1, 2011 13:30:13 GMT -5
Thanks, Kit. Hey, have you made any commercials in this topic? If not, I'd like to see you try some.
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Post by Belchic on Jul 31, 2011 16:24:23 GMT -5
This is a commercial I came up with yesterday and was going to post yesterday but didn't for sentimental reasons. Now, however, I think it's a good time to do it. I think a lot of you will find this to be a good idea too!
*The commercial opens as we see Lucky and Cadpig's heads on these little game cards.*
Lucky: Hey, kids! It's Guess Who?
Cadpig: The 101 Dalmatians Edition!
*It then cuts to two kids playing the game.*
Boy: Is your puppy a girl?
Girl: Yes.
*Cuts to the cards.*
Tippy: Bye-bye, Belchic.
*Belchic gets flipped down.*
Rosalina: See ya, Shadow.
*Shadow gets flipped down.*
*Cut back to the kids*
Girl: Does your puppy have a blue collar?
Boy: No.
*Cut back to the cards.*
Tiffany: I'm history. *gets flipped down*
*back to the kids*
Boy: Does your puppy wear a hat?
Girl: Yes.
*back to the cards*
Priscilla: I'm out of here. *gets flipped down*
Kendra: Me too. *gets flipped down*
Noggin: Boo ya!
Nemo: We're the last two left!
Boy: Wait. You're not a girl!
Noggin: OH, COME ON! *gets flipped down*
*back to the kids*
Boy: You're Nemo!
Girl: *shows the card* You got it!
Boy: I win!
Girl: Let's play again!
*cut to show the box of the game*
Announcer: Guess Who?: The 101 Dalmatians Edition. From Milton Bradley. Game cards do not actually talk.
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Post by Nemo on Jul 31, 2011 16:26:05 GMT -5
Oh wow, that's a pretty funny and clever commercial x3 good job!
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Post by Belchic on Jul 31, 2011 16:40:03 GMT -5
Hehe. Thanks, Nemo. Have you played that game before, and do you think that would be a good idea if that was real?
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Post by Nemo on Jul 31, 2011 16:54:29 GMT -5
Yeah,I played it a couple times at my aunt's house when I was younger.
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 2, 2011 8:13:20 GMT -5
Nice one, Belchic. I used to like playing Guess Who? when I was a little kid.
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Post by Belchic on Aug 24, 2011 20:42:46 GMT -5
I need to think up some more commercials.
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Post by Two-Tone on Aug 26, 2011 4:38:14 GMT -5
lol nice commercial
I need to do some too
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Post by RaceFanX on Sept 1, 2011 10:19:23 GMT -5
(Owle and Bishop stand in an all-white room each wearing the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Owle uses it to create first an orange portal and then a blue one which Bishop experiments with by putting his paw through it causually. Both like the result. Another test sees that Owle has put one portal on the ceiling and one on the wall, stepping through the wall one for a casual fall onto the floor. Below. Upping the ante Owle then places one on the ceiling and one on the floor for an infinite loop of falling at high speed. Bishop counters by placing two on the floor and bobbing up and down in it using gravity. Suddenly the fun stops as all the white wall panels relocate into a flat platform. Bishop stops his bobbing) GLaDOS (offscreen AI): Oh good. There you are. Let's get started. (The music speeds up and gets dramatic as Bishop and Owle run off the platform and use the Portal guns for a quick escape. Complete with a mid-air portal jump to parts unknown) GLaDOS (offscreen AI): We're going to fun...with science. (A graphic for advertising the video game Portal 2) GLaDOS (offscreen AI): Rated Everyone 10 and up.
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Post by Bishop on Sept 2, 2011 9:21:20 GMT -5
Hahaha, very nice.
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 22, 2012 17:28:56 GMT -5
Been too long since we've done one of these and too long since I used my Aussie pup Foster, sparkydearly.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=dalcharacts&action=display&thread=5596. Let's combine them... Foster (sits on a rock): Folks, you look like you need a holiday so how about one in the land of wonder... (Pans out to reveal he sitting at Uluru / Ayers Rock) Foster: THE LAND DOWN UNDER! (Cut to him at a beautiful clean Aussie beach as he wades out of the water) Now there's a few things I've got to warn you about. Firstly, you're goin' get wet because the place is surrounded by water. Oh and you're goin' have to learn to say 'g'day' cause every day's a good day in Australia. Cute girl Aussie Cattle Dog: G'day Foster. Foster: G'Day love. (Foster helps a few pretty girl dogs off a boat in Sydney Harbor) Foster: Apart from that, no worries. You'll have the time of your life in Australia cause we talk the same language as a lot of you, although you all do have funny accents. (He finishes cooking at a party) Foster: Come on, come and say 'g'day' I'll throw another shrimp on the barbie for ya. (He does just thatas the camera pans out) Aussie Chorus: Come and say g'day. Visit Australia: The Wonders Down Under Original Ad (these are how Paul Hogan got famous): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_CPrCS8gs
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Post by Belchic on Jul 20, 2012 1:37:11 GMT -5
See how you guys like this commercial!
Lucky: Hi, kids! It's me, Lucky! Do you love watching me, Rolly and Cadpig go on adventures? Is it not enough for ya? You wanna see more? Then call 1-900-527-1997. You'll hear a great new story about a new adventure with me and the gang. Puppies away!
Announcer: $2 a minute plus possible call toll. Children, ask your parents' permission before calling.
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Post by Belchic on Sept 1, 2012 18:46:54 GMT -5
Flo may not remember this commercial, or nobody might, but it's an idea I came up with that she might like.
*Rolly is reading a book to Perdita.*
Rolly: ...and then Curious George said, "Mom, you should take Rolly to Dairy Queen."
Perdita: Come on, Rolly!
Rolly: Really, Mom!
Perdita: Let me see that! *she takes the book and reads* And then Curious George said, "Ooh ooh ah ee ee!" Nice try, Rolly. *whacks him with the book* Maybe that'll teach you not to make yourself fatter than you already are!
Announcer: Dairy Queen. Fast food that's known for its ice cream treats. Another place that encourages kids to have a future obesity and diabetes. *The sound of a whack is heard.* Oww!
Lucky's voice: *sigh* The kinds of stuff this generation of kids say these days. They spend way too much on the Internet!
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