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Post by Flowgli on Sept 1, 2012 18:57:26 GMT -5
I really don't think I ever saw that commercial, but I like how it is played out here.
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Post by KazumiRyudo on Sept 2, 2012 10:32:08 GMT -5
*Rolly is eating YES VOD.*
Lucky: What are you watching?
Rolly: I'm watching Puppies Channel!
Lucky: Is it about puppies?
Rolly: No, it's about cola company, of course it's about puppies!
Lucky: OK, OK, I was just asking!
Cadpig: Hey there, guys! what are you watching?
Lucky: Puppies Channel.
Cadpig: Yay, Can I watch too?
Lucky: Sure, Cadpig!
Announcer: Puppies Channel, Your puppies gonna love this channel!
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Post by KazumiRyudo on Sept 2, 2012 10:33:30 GMT -5
*Rolly is watching TV*
Lucky: What are you watching?
Rolly: I'm watching Puppies Channel!
Lucky: Is it about puppies?
Rolly: No, it's about cola company, of course it's about puppies!
Lucky: OK, OK, I was just asking!
Cadpig: Hey there, guys! what are you watching?
Lucky: Puppies Channel.
Cadpig: Yay, Can I watch too?
Lucky: Sure, Cadpig!
Announcer: Puppies Channel, Your puppies gonna love this channel!
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Post by Belchic on Jan 12, 2013 21:12:07 GMT -5
Just another thread I thought I'd bring up just in case Sparky decides to archive it.
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Post by Cruella on Jan 15, 2013 22:01:07 GMT -5
Back when this commercial aired, relatives said this pothole was me. It wasn't a compliment. (I had a phone. They were calling me a useless inconvenience who's proud of being a useless inconvenience, I think.)
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Post by Belchic on Jan 15, 2013 22:15:17 GMT -5
Cruella, that's not what this topic is for. Please read the first post and other posts following it to understand the rules.
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Post by Belchic on Apr 9, 2013 14:45:16 GMT -5
Another parody commercial here: --- *Cynthia is walking down an aisle in a supermarket when she comes across this tall, creepy old lady dog.* : Excuse me ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice you have no Snickers in your basket. You know, kids love getting Snickers on Halloween. *drops a bag of Snickers in her cart* That's why you should buy lots of them! *Dumps a bunch more Snickers bags into Cynthia's cart.* SNICKERS!!! *Creeped out, Cynthia runs away screaming with her cart.* *Back at the old lady, Tippy pokes her head out from near the hem of the overcoat.* Tippy: Good job, Joey! Joey: *at the head* Thanks. Belchic: *peeks out from the middle of the coat* We're definitely going to her house! Announcer: Snickers. Feast!
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Post by Belchic on Oct 11, 2013 10:52:42 GMT -5
Guess what topic I'm revising?
Who here remembers these commercials? youtu.be/GHXlbCkEOrQ--- Lucky: If kids like me ran the world, I'd have more time to spend with my two best friends: Rolly and Cadpig. How? Well, we'd have this little trench coat and fedora so we can disguise ourselves as a human to sneak around places and get out of situations. I would be the head, of course.*The pups are shown in their disguise.* Lucky: Alright. Let's go. *Rolly starts walking.* Lucky: We'd use it to sneak out of Bark Brigade class...*Shows them sneaking past Pug and other pups.* Pug: Where are those three dirt weasels? Lucky: ...fool Cruella...*Shows them confronting Cruella.* Cruella: You're sueing me? Do you know who I am. *Shows a brief montage of what Lucky is saying.* Lucky: And do other things that dogs normally can't do like go to the movies, go to nightclubs, and travel.
*Cuts to them walking into a McDonald's.*
Lucky: And best of all, we'd be able to order lunch at McDonald's. Things should go well, just as long as Rolly doesn't get too enthusiastic.
Rolly: *sticks his head out* Oh, Papa! Big Macs and French fries galore!
*Lucky and Cadpig try to keep him under control.*
Hair Metal Singer: MC WOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLD!
*Cut to show Cadpig peeking out of the coat.*
Cadpig: Hey, it can happen.
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How was that? Little throwback to the 1993-1996 era of McDonald's ads?
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Post by RaceFanX on Oct 17, 2013 15:38:06 GMT -5
(The Main Pups have since gone their seperate ways, Lucky stands around a little older and a little wiser. Apparently he's considering a reunion and travelling around getting ready) Lucky (on a farm): I'd do it in a second! Lucky (in a rowboat): The fans'll dig it. Lucky (at the movies): They've waited long enough. Lucky (in the hayloft): I've just got to get the other pups to agree. Lucky (hanging out with a fisherman): I think I can convince them. Lucky (shouting from the rooftops): I'll time them "Gang, the time has come." Lucky (on a soundstage with a box of Pizza Hut Pizza): Yes, the time has come...to eat our pizza crust first! (He turns his pizza slice around and suddenly the others appear...Lucky's jaw drops when he realizes instead of Cadpig, Rolly and Spot he's got Scamp, Angel, Annette, Collette, and Danielle from Lady and the Tramp II. An instrumental version of "A World Without Fences" kicks up.) Scamp: Not a bad idea Lucky. Others: Cool. (Cuts to shots of the pizza with an announcer speaking) Announcer: Stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut with cheese baked into a new thinner crust. You'll want to eat it crust first! Now with free garlic dipping sauce. (cut back to the pups, Lucky looks around. Lucky: I got the wrong gang back together! Announcer: Large just $9.99 Original (with a funnier switch): www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwRjdYTYrKk
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Post by Belchic on Dec 5, 2013 0:46:21 GMT -5
*Lucky is sitting at a kitchen table with a bowl of Kellog's Frosted Mini Wheats.*
Lucky: I love Kellog's Frosted Mini Wheats!
*He suddenly turns into Pongo.*
Pongo: They're loaded with whole grain wheat, which is good and nutritious.
*He changes back into Lucky.*
Lucky: The kid in me loves the frosted side...
*He changes back into Pongo.*
Pongo: ...but the grown-up in me loves the other side.
Announcer: Kellog's Frosted Mini Wheats are part of a well-balanced breakfast.
Pongo: There is one thing about this cereal that always brings out the kid in me.
*He changes back into Lucky.*
Lucky: The frosting!
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 27, 2014 17:24:31 GMT -5
(Kendra watches a private jet lands at London City Airport. The scene switches to a dark lair where videos are projected on all the walls) Chloe: Have you ever noticed that in Hollywood movies all the villains are played by Brits. (Cut to the runway where Clayton just got off the jet) Clayton: Maybe we just sound right? Kendra (hands him the keys to a brand new "Polaris White" with black leather Jaguar F-Type R Coupe): Here you go Clay. Clayton: Thank you Kendra. (Clayton gets in the car and races off down the runway. Suddenly a helicopter flies in and hovers just above and alongside the car. Cut inside where Bishop looks out the open door down at Clayton menacingly, he's sitting in a fancy chair, casually drinking a fresh cup of tea.) Bishop: We're more focused (sips the tea), more precise. (Cut back to Clayton in the Jag) Clayton: We're always one step ahead. (He races his car off the airport, down a motorway, and into a tunnel. Cut back to Chloe watching the action on her monitors) Chloe: With a certain style and an eye for detail. (Cut back to Bishop, leaning out of the helicopter as it closes in on Clayton's car) Bishop: And we're OBSESSED by power! (Clayton looks at the camera, then sneaks his car in alongside a new London double-decker bus, dodging the copter and losing Bishop. Bishop looks like he's holding it in quite well) Bishop: "Stiff Upper Lip" is key. (Clayton drives up to a fancy downtown estate. Bishop's chopper lands on the other side, they don't see each other.) Clayton: And we all drive Jaguars. (Both get out of their respective vehicles as spotlights illuminate the whole scene.) (In her liar the screens show images of both Clayton and Bishop) Chloe: Oh yes, it's good to be bad. The New Jaguar F-Type, #GoodToBeBad, Villainy never looked so appealing. Original Ad: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bls1KKDwmoI'm actually glad Bab just drew this because I couldn't think of a third British member for this parody... babclayman.deviantart.com/art/The-British-Pups-Are-Coming-436432793I thought about writing an alternate ending where Patriot crashes the party with a new Bullitt green high-end right-hand drive 2015 Ford Shelby Mustang prototype, speaking in a fake British accent about "But Elegance only gets you so far" then switching to his normal Southern one for "At the end of the day, wouldn't you rather be the hero?" to point out the Mustang is faster, more powerful, has more seats, and is significantly cheaper than the Jag plus it's about to go on sale in Britain for the first time.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2014 18:43:58 GMT -5
How many of you will remember this commercial?
*A human kicks the Beachball and Shane catches the ball dusting it off, the ball looked like an eye with redness.*
Shane: For dry red eye, try clear eyes, clear eyes is awesome. *Pulls on a string and the water gets rid of the redness.* It removes redness and has the ingredient to moisturize, wow. *Scene cuts to the eye drops and the Clear Eyes box.* The difference is clear, clear eyes.
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 27, 2014 18:52:41 GMT -5
(completely dead pan voice) Wow.
(Ben Stein was always funny in those)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2014 19:23:06 GMT -5
(Yes, I agree. )
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Post by Belchic on Feb 27, 2014 19:54:19 GMT -5
Good ones, guys! @race: That was cleverly-done, but I'm not sure how babclayman will react to that. @shawn217: Of course I remember those adverts!
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