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Post by Belchic on Jan 10, 2016 9:44:40 GMT -5
This isn't a commercial parody, but it's something I want to show you guys. This Doritos commercial I just discovered was shared with me by BADBOYCH on DA, and I believe it's a Super Bowl commercial. I especially want darkaznwolf to see it because I know he'll love it! I swear, I did not write the script to this commercial and submit it to the Doritos people! Though, if anyone else on this board has seen this commercial, I'm sure it made you think of me. I can just imagine Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly doing this commercial!
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Post by RaceFanX on Jan 10, 2016 11:50:04 GMT -5
Reminds me of the old Pepsi Super Bowl commericial were some bears tried something similar, albeit without the stacking... www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzWUUZRli6sIt's doubly ironic since Pepsi owns Frito-Lay and thus Doritos.
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Post by Belchic on Jan 10, 2016 18:18:12 GMT -5
The description of that commercial said the three dogs used in that commercial were real trained rescue dogs. I wonder if the dogs actually did stack up and do the disguise, and it wasn't just a CG effect...
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Post by darkaznwolf on Jan 15, 2016 12:04:18 GMT -5
This isn't a commercial parody, but it's something I want to show you guys. This Doritos commercial I just discovered was shared with me by BADBOYCH on DA, and I believe it's a Super Bowl commercial. I especially want darkaznwolf to see it because I know he'll love it! I swear, I did not write the script to this commercial and submit it to the Doritos people! Though, if anyone else on this board has seen this commercial, I'm sure it made you think of me. I can just imagine Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly doing this commercial! Very nice find!
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Post by Belchic on Feb 21, 2016 18:24:47 GMT -5
Say, you know how just about every popular franchise got its own cereal at one time? Well what if 101 Dalmatians got one? Here's how I think the commercial would go:
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*The sun rises at Dearly Farm.*
Spot: Cock-a-Doodle-Doo! Wake up, guys! It's breakfast time!
*The pups wake up.*
Rolly: I didn't hear the chow tower yet, but I'm hungry.
Spot: Then let's have breakfast now! *whips out a box of the cereal*
Lucky: 101 Dalmatians cereal?
Cadpig: We have our own cereal?
Spot: You bet! *pours a bowl*
Lucky: Wow! Cool sweet-frosted dog-shaped pieces!
Cadpig: With marshmallows shaped like our spots!
Rolly: Oh, papa! I'm digging in!
*The pups eat cereal out of their doggie bowls.*
*The cereal is displayed with toast, juice and milk.*
Spot: And it's part of a complete breakfast too!
*The pups have finished their bowls.*
Lucky: Ahhh! That hit the spot!
Announcer: 101 Dalmatians Cereal...For a limited time.
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How'd you guys like that?
I'm starting to wonder, if this was a real cereal, how would the episode of it on the Cereal Time TV channel on YouTube have gone?
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 21, 2016 21:46:04 GMT -5
I chuckled a bit. That's dead on to the endless series of licensed cartoon cereals there were back in the 1990s.
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 28, 2016 20:20:36 GMT -5
And now something a little different...
(A happy piece of music plays as a man walks down a street in London. He's dressed in modern clothing but as the camera pans out everyone else in Victorian era attire. The scene is something straight out of a "Sherlock Holmes" book...before the reveal the man is using an ultra realistic Virtual Reality program from his cell phone. It has a label that says "DS Tech.") Narrator: Have you wanted to take a stroll right into another time? (Switch to two people playing chess, an Asian woman and a black man. The focus is on the woman, the room has red wallpaper and a window in the background revealing a Hong Kong street.) Woman: Pawn to E4. (She makes her move. The black man watches the move...and flickers. He's a full 3D hologram being projected by a DS Tech cell phone. The camera then pans past an a rook on the board and suddenly the room now has yellow walls. The man is now real and the woman is a hologram being projected by his DS Tech phone.) Man: Knight to A3. Narrator: Have you ever played a board game face to face with someone on another continent? (A boy and a girl come into their house crying as they meet their dad.) Girl: Dad, we can't find Murray. He got out of the yard. Dad: Don't cry now, we'll find him. (The dad pulls out his advanced DS Tech cell phone and calls up an app. With a click of one button a map comes up with a flashing red light. Down the street a border collie puppy is walking down the sidewalk where a similar red light can be seen flashing on his orange collar.) Dad: Found him, he's on McCoy Street. Let's go get him kids. (They walk out the door.) Narrator: Have you ever located a lost pet before you even left the house to look? (The screen goes back as green text flashes onto the screen) YOU ARE SOON! (A logo with a black a white dog appears.) The future is coming and Dog Star Technologies is the company that will bring it right to your pocket. (The dog in the logo barks and with a red flash the logo changes from saying "Dog Star Technologies" to "DS Tech" DS Tech...Fetching You a Better Future. (The dog in the logo barks again and the screen goes black in a green flash)
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Post by Belchic on Jul 28, 2016 21:42:58 GMT -5
Hmm. No Dalmatians in that commercial. I wonder who the founders of Dog Star Technologies are. Noggin should be one of them, or at least an employee who works there.
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 29, 2016 10:58:58 GMT -5
That would be a very interesting and cool development for Noggin but I'm not sure it's one you'd be okay with if you knew all that would entail...
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Post by RaceFanX on Aug 16, 2016 18:13:33 GMT -5
(A happy scene of children, their families, and their pets playing together. A child throws a frisbee which his border collie puppy happily fetches and brings back.) There is only company on this little planet that cares about everyone living on Earth, Dog Star Technologies... (The scene transitions into one of a communications company employee smiling as he uses a bucket truck, then one of advanced satellite communications systems both on Earth and in orbit above it...) Accelerating all types of global communications, DS Tech Connects You. (Workers in a lab carefully sort fresh pills to fill prescriptions around the world) Innovating new advances in medical technology, DS Tech Heals You. (The scene transitions to a farm in the western United States near the ocean. A semi truck opens up to reveal an advanced desalination system, removing the salt from ocean water. The now fresh, pure water flows out of the truck into an irrigation system, watering the farm's fields) Developing new technologies for more productive farming and advancing desalination equipment to make water shortages a thing of the past, DS Tech Sustains You. (A high speed chase streaks through city streets, a police officer at a road block pulls an advanced looking rifle from the trunk of his car and fires at the speeding vehicle. A blue beam is projected, striking the vehicle's engine and sorting it out like an EMP. The chase ends nonviolently as the vehicle putters to a stop.) Modernizing our global police forces, DS Tech Shields You. (A logo with a black a white dog appears.) The future is coming and Dog Star Technologies is the company that will bring it right to you. (The dog in the logo barks and with a red flash the logo changes from saying "Dog Star Technologies" to "DS Tech" DS Tech...Fetching You a Better Future. (The dog in the logo barks again and the screen goes black in a green flash) This one is based off the G.I. Joe Renegades' Cobra Industries ad... www.youtube.com/watch?v=mswulcDEHVs
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Post by Two-Tone on Aug 17, 2016 1:40:47 GMT -5
interesting reference and I got a hunch I know who that border collie pup is in those ads. Won't spoil it though
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Post by Belchic on Oct 31, 2016 15:56:19 GMT -5
*Scene opens with the main pups in the barn.*
Rolly: It's sandwich time!
*suddenly Peter Pan comes flying in*
Lucky: Wow! It's Peter Pan!
Peter Pan: Don't use that peanut butter to make a sandwich.
Rolly: But I always use Skippy.
Lucky: How about Jif? It's got a real peanutty taste!
Peter Pan: That may be true, but you should try my peanut butter!
Cadpig: Peter Pan Peanut Butter?
Peter Pan: Yeah. It's the smoothest, creamiest peanut butter in the land!
*The pups try a bite of their sandwiches with the peanut butter on them.*
Pups: Mmm!
Peter Pan: See you around! *flies through the window*
Cadpig: He's weird.
Rolly: But he makes good peanut butter!
*Jingle starts up.*
Lucky: *sings* Your eyes know.
Cadpig: *sings* And your tummy knows.
Rolly: *sings* Best of all, your taster knows.
Pups: *sing* Peter Pan Peanut Butter is so grand! Smoothest peanut butter in the land!
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Post by Belchic on Jan 13, 2017 10:48:37 GMT -5
Got a new commercial for you guys!
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*Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Two-Tone are walking around Grazer's Green. Two-Tone is carrying a hair-dryer.*
Rolly: What's with the hair-dryer, Two-Tone?
Two-Tone: A girl's gotta keep her fur dry.
Cadpig: Isn't it a little excessive?
Two-Tone: For your information, Cadpig, this is a feminine accessory, AND I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT IT!
Lucky: *takes out his iPhone* Maybe we should sell it on Letgo. *takes a picture of Two-Tone's hair-dryer* Just take a picture and post it.
*A random cocker spaniel shows up.*
Cocker Spaniel: Hey, I heard about your hair dryer. I'll take it.
*Two-Tone trades her hair dryer for money from the cocker spaniel.*
Announcer: It's time to snap, post, chat and sell. It's time to LetGo.
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How's that?
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Post by RaceFanX on May 24, 2017 21:06:32 GMT -5
Can we spoof movie trailers in here? See if you can guess the movie...amid a few jokes about why none of the prior 101 characters turn up in 102. Please don't take this seriously, I did it on a lark.
(The Puppy Bus departs the farm in exciting touch as "The Touch" by Stan Bush starts playing) Announcer Hold on tight the most incredible rock and roll adventure ever is here! 102 Dalmatians: The Animated Movie! Staring all your favorite Dalmatians as you’ve never seen them before, older. (Shots of slightly older Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly, and Spot are intercut with ones of new pups like Domino and Oddball. Suddenly the plot gets going as Cruella and her DeVil cronies launch an all-out assault on the farm. The Puppy Bus is revealed to be carrying the high ranking members of the Bark Brigade who, minus Tripod, are easily wiped out) Cruella: It's time to finish off those mutts once and for all. Sgt. Tibbs (wounded, faint): No, you can't... (he tries to take a final swing and misses) Cruella: Such heroic nonsense... (Blast. The pups valiantly fight back but are losing to the Ferocious Fun Pups she has sent out) Announcer: Beyond good! beyond evil, beyond your wildest imagination! (A rocking, hair metal version of the series' theme by the band Lion kicks in.) Announcer: 102 Dalmatians: The Animated Movie! New Heroes, New Villains, and the ultimate Dalmatian experience… (Waddlesworth swoops in with Little Dipper and several of the dogs from 102 charging behind him to help) Lucky: Cruella must be stopped, no matter the cost. …And the FINAL CONFRONTATION between Lucky and Cruella DeVil! (Cruella threatens Oddball) Lucky (pan out to reveal he's somehow acquired a powered armor that looks like the power loader from "Aliens"): Hey, get away from her you WITCH! (An epic duel follows as Lucky saves Oddball but at a high price.) Cruella: It's over pup. Why throw away your life so foolishly? Lucky: I could ask you the same thing! Now, one shall stand. One shall fall. (Smacks her with the armor. Oddball rushes back in and makes things worse) Dipstick: Oh (bleep), what are we going to do now. The battle between good and evil rages to a new level with a giant new threat. (Cruella lays almost dead in the swamp, Horace and Jasper don't appear to be as fortunate as a giant, building-sized wolf rises from the ooze.) Wolf: I am Fenrir. I want you to seek out and destroy the Collar of Leadership the Dalmatians possess. Cruella: Why should I? What's in it for me. Fenrir: You're bargaining posture is highly dubious! But no matter, I will provide you with a new body and new troops to command! (Cruella is seen being upgraded from her series form into the 102 version of the character, Jasper being reformatted into Le Pelt, and Horace ending up as Fluffy [tough break bud]. The action cuts back to the pups who now have to fight her again and Fenrir.) Oddball (dons Lucky's red collar): It's time I step up. We need a new leader! The next generation has arrived! Announcer: 102 Dalmatians: The Animated Movie! Coming to a theater near you this August.
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Post by Belchic on Mar 26, 2018 18:57:46 GMT -5
(I think this topic should be moved to the 101 Dalmatians Activities thread.)
*The main pups are standing on a stage.*
Pups: *singing in 4-part harmony* And the rocket’s red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there. Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner yet wave O’er The Land of the free... And the home of the Brave?
*Everyone in the audience applauds*
Announcer: Puppies singing in 4-part harmony? Surprising.
*Camera cuts to Roger showing the Geico logo on his iPad.*
Announcer: What’s not surprising? How much money Roger saved by switching to Geico.
*The Geico logo comes up on screen as we switch back to the pups singing.*
Announcer: Geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more.
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