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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2008 16:24:45 GMT -5
Alex green is a real giceo(sp)costumer not an actor so to help tell his story we hired those dearly puppies
Alex my car was totaled in an accident
Lucky:ahhhhhhhhh oh well this is just grate
Alex:we didn't know what we where gonna do
Rolly*running around*help help we have no car
Alex:when we finely got our check we where so relieved
Cadpig:cooler heads prevail over all
Gicao real serves real savings
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Post by RaceFanX on Feb 27, 2008 16:33:31 GMT -5
It's Geico, but still Lol.
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Post by Belchic on Feb 27, 2008 21:50:09 GMT -5
lol, I was wondering when someone would do a Geico commercial.
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 11, 2008 11:12:49 GMT -5
(A desert somewhere outside Los Angeles, CA. Slayer stands by the side of the road with a gas can at his side. It appears the shiny red new 2008 Chevy Silverado he was driving has run out of gas. A dusty blue 1988 Ford F-150 being driven by Patriot shows up and pulls over.) Slayer: Patriot, thank goodness. My new truck ran out of gas, can you give me a lift to the nearest station. Patriot: Sure, throw your truck in the back and let's go. Slayer: What? (Cut to later. Slayer is jawstruck as Patriot and somehow placed his Silverado lengthwise across the bed of his old F-150 is driving into town with ease) Patriot: You know what they say Slayer. Slayer: Ya, ya, I know. Both: The trucks are the toughest but guessing the company that makes them isn't. Patriot: My F-150 is 20 years old and still Built Ford Tough! (The F-150 with the Silverado in the bed darts out of sight) Female Vocalist: Have you driven a Ford lately?
DO NOT ATTEMPT without first consulting your truck's owner's manual and warranty. We are in way encouraging you to try this.
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 11, 2008 12:50:40 GMT -5
Correction, we are in NO WAY ENCOURAGING YOU TO TRY THIS!
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Post by Belchic on Mar 11, 2008 22:11:07 GMT -5
Try what?
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 11, 2008 22:30:16 GMT -5
Putting someone else's pickup truck on top of the bed of your or your friends' pickup truck. If this were a real ad that would be the little fine print at the bottom.
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 28, 2008 23:09:46 GMT -5
(A wild west town, it looks like Jerko, Diana, and Crosswise are up to no good. They all were black collars) Narrator: They thought the sales were over, there'd be quiet in the town. (They throw a tarp saying "HIGH PRICES" over a window promoting sales) Narrator: They thought they'd stop the good guys from keeping prices down. (A blue 1969 Dodge Charger with a white vinyl top races into town with Sparky, Slayer, Patriot, Lita, Izzy and Fuzzball in it [driving like the pups in Frisky Business]. All six wear white collars with a Dodge logo dogtag and white Cowboy hats) Narrator: But The Dodge Boys brought Charger... (The race by the store front and cut the tarp which falls on the trio of baddies. The store now reads HIGH Savings) Narrator: ...they cut the price and then... Jerko: Look out! Here they come again! (The good pups return with the Dodge and use the car to run the bad guys out of town) Narrator: And now the Dodge Dogs are passing the savings on to you with the White Hat Special Dodge Charger, it's deeply discounted and new for 1969! (Cut to live-action footage of the real car) Narrator: It's packed with special features like a vinyl top, special wheel covers, white wall tires and of course the Dodge signature 426 Hemi engine. Pick up at your Dodge Dealer... (Cut to a card showing the good guys' heads with text reading "THE DODGE DOGS". They all wave around their white cowboy hats) ...and tell'em the Dodge Dogs sent ya! Original ad being parodied: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JhzwNuo75M
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2008 23:38:01 GMT -5
that was pretty good and cool to
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2008 10:34:02 GMT -5
(Drake and Oddy will like this one I think)
Drake:ah Diverly Maiden welcome......know what we did with our 30 mins?
Diverly Girl:make some kind of midevil thing
Vincent*from on the roof*harth there was no Domino's in the 14th century
Drake:but it was 4 Dollers.....shillings 4 shellings
Vincent:ahhhhh*fires his crossbow and blows up the girls car*
the Domino's 444 deal got for bucks? get a med one topping pizza got another for bucks? you get another pizza got another for bucks you get another pizza
Domino's you got 30 mins
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Post by Drake on Apr 16, 2008 3:58:12 GMT -5
I don't get it....
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 20, 2008 16:20:46 GMT -5
(The pups watch Thunderbolt, suddenly Patriot pulls out a bottle of refreshing Mello Yello soda. Music starts playing as he opens it) Patriot: Look out tongue, watch out lips. When you taste the World's Fastest Soft Drink you're goin' flip! (He starts to chug it as the girls of the "Sweetheart Squad" start to sing) Girls: Mello Yello makes you feel So Good, So Fast from your head down to your toes! (Other pups like Lucky, Patch, Penny, Slayer, Lita, Raiden, Drake and more are drinking Mello Yello trying to chug it similarily) Girls (now even they've got Mello Yellos ready to drink): Mello Yello makes you feel So Good, So Fast you just can't drink it slow! (Patriot finishes his Mello Yello and pulls out another open one) Patriot: Look out stomach, watch out mouth, I've got another Mello Yello and it's headed south! (Everything freeze frames as Patriot starts to drink his second one) Girls over freeze frame: Mello Yello makes you feel So Good, So Fast! Original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlk-y_i4bw8
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 27, 2008 20:58:08 GMT -5
BERLIN, GERMANY (A shipyard, a large crate has just been unloaded from a Hund (to crane operator): Einfach, einfach! (The crate reaches the ground and is opened, revealing a silver Ford Mustang) Hund (to owner): So you couldn't find a car you liked in Germany? Patriot: No, I couldn't find a speed limit I liked in America. (Patriot is shown hurtling the Mustang down the Autobahn at top speed, Porsche 911s yield the right of way) FORD DRIVE ONE
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 30, 2008 22:37:29 GMT -5
1985... (Roxy stands next to a black background, she has a six pack of the "New Coke" next to her) Roxy: The impossible has happened, Coke actually tastes better than ever before! That's right... (Holds up one of the cans) Roxy: Coke has an all-new taste and it's better than before. Now, more than ever, Coke is it! (End of ad) Director: Cut! Print it, that was great Roxy. One take and done. (Roxy gets curious) Roxy: What's this New Coke taste like anyway. (Opens the can and drinks some, than does a spittake) Roxy: That's Pepsi! Director: No, that's Coke. That's the New Coke. Roxy: The public isn't goin' like this. That's way too sweet to be called Coke. Maybe if they called it Coke II or something it would work really good but as regular Coke this won't work. People are going to want their old Coca-Cola...classic and timeless. Director: A Coca-Cola Classic, piff, who'd buy that. This is now. Original ad www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4YvmN1hvNA
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Post by Belchic on May 11, 2008 0:32:45 GMT -5
Here's one I just thought up:
*The scene opens somewhere in the plains of Dearly home. It's night time, and it shows Rolly sleeping outside. The sun comes up.*
Lucky's Voice: Oh, Rolly?
*Rolly wakes up.*
Lucky: Look what we've got! *displays a giant Ding-Dong*
Cadpig: And it's all for you.
Rolly: Ohhhhhhhh, PAPA!
*Rolly runs after it and jumps into it but ends up going right through it. The Ding-Dong has just turned out to be a tire swing with brown paper over it.*
Lucky: *laughing* He fell for it!
Cadpig: *laughing* The oldest trick in the book!
Rolly: *getting up* Hey! Where's the cream filling?
*Lucky and Cadpig continue laughing. Camera cuts to a real Ding-Dong.*
Rolly: Now, that's the stuff! Hostess.
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