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Post by babclayman on May 11, 2008 13:38:14 GMT -5
Scene taken from Tac's fan fiction “Long Road Home” when the pups crashed the van into the police station
*Pups drive the van into police station*
Voice: One used van…$1000
*Van goes through police lobby*
Voice: One Police Station…$10000
*Cruella gets arrested by the police*
Voice: Having your arch nemesis arrested…Priceless. There are some thing money can’t buy…For others, there’s Mastercard
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2008 13:58:23 GMT -5
lol thouse mastercard one's ahve ben done before but there still good thou
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Post by Belchic on Jun 24, 2008 19:22:41 GMT -5
If RaceFanX can do it, then so can I. Here's a link to the inspiration behind this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DhAR5nOVVoAnnouncer: Rob Schneider was an everyday people person. He used to hate his life and found it to be no fun at all. Until one day...something happened to change his life forever! Lucky: Hey. Want to have some fun with us? Rob: Holy crap! I'm a freaking dog! Cadpig: Looks like he's having a mental disability. Announcer: Now, he has to live with a bunch of Dalmatian puppies on a farm, and join in on all their fun. Rob: Serves you right, Cruella-della! Announcer: Rob Schneider is... The Dalmatian Puppy! Rated PG-13.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2008 19:34:57 GMT -5
lol south park reffance
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Aug 10, 2008 20:10:57 GMT -5
Cadpig: Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On. Apply direc....
Shadow: Cadpig will you SHUT UP? That commercial is annoying!!
Lucky: Yeah I should knock you unconscious but I'm not 'cause I don't feel like it.
Rolly: Yeah when I first saw that commercial I thought about biting my toes off.
Cadpig: Well excuse me gays.
Lucky, Rolly, Shadowlink(in unison): What did you call us?
Director: We should cut to black right now as this will get ugly.
Random person: What did you call me?
*Commercial ends with everyone fighting.*
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Post by RaceFanX on Aug 26, 2008 12:23:43 GMT -5
hehe (Slayer accompied by Puffy, Sparky and Patriot act as a band in a alley during a wet night. All four have Pontiac car company logos for dog tags and perform alongside a bright red Fiero. Slayer's on vocals, Puffy and Sparky take the guitars with Patriot in the back on drums. They are intercut with images of people and their hot 1980s Pontiac cars) Slayer: You feel the motion, The fever is high (high high) You got a notion, You're goin' fly! (fly) You feel excitement... All: RIDE IN PONTIAC! (Clips of the Firebird and Pontiac 6000 STE) Slayer: You feel the kiss of thunder, Call of the road. (Start showing clips of the Trans-Am) No time to wonder, You gotta go! (Clips of the Pontiac Sunbird convertible and Fiero) You feel excitement... All: RIDE IN PONTIAC! Slayer: Get on your Pontiac and (Clips of all of the Pontiac cars being driven around town fast) All: RIDE! PONTIAC RIDE! RIDE! PONTIAC RIDE! RIDE! PONTIAC RIDE! Puffy: Get on your Pontiac! Slayer: WE BUILD EXCITEMENT! (Slayer's line appears on screen) All: Pontiac Style! Original ad: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0IIoYkJaMFor the record, I had to figure and type out the lyrics myself.
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Post by puffypup on Aug 26, 2008 12:38:41 GMT -5
LOL Racefan,EPIC WIN!!!
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Post by RaceFanX on Aug 27, 2008 14:58:19 GMT -5
Female voice: Pontiac (Cut to Puffy on the side of a road, hitchhiking. A red Pontiac Fiero crests a hill) Announcer: Pontiac's innovative mid-engined Fiero is one sensational car but some people want even more. (Kendra is revealed to be driving it. She pulls alongside Puffy) Kendra: Have a ride? Puffy: Nah, no thanks. Kendra: Okay. (drives off) (A white Fiero crests the hill) Announcer: Fiero's unique EnduroFlex body resists dents and won't rust but some people want even more. (The Fiero pulls up, revealing Lita is the driver. It's implied Puffy turns her down too) Lita: Suit yourself (drives off) (A black Fiero GT crests the hill driving fast) Announcer: So with a newly available high output V6 and a hot new GT verison, Pontiac announces "even more" Fiero. (Clover is revealed to be the driver. Puffy actively tries to flag her down...) Puffy: Hey! (...but she just blows past him and leaves Puffy on the side of the road) Puffy: What? (Clover drives off into the distance with a smug look on her face) Chorus: We build excitement...Pontiac! Original ad: www.youtube.com/watch?v=szKCDrnEavI
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Post by RaceFanX on Sept 1, 2008 0:25:42 GMT -5
(A country tune starts playing as we look at a used car lot and its owner who looks fimiliar) Jerko (wears Cowboy hat throughout ad): Hey y'all I'm Jerko, come on down to Jerko's Used Cars where we have all the new Scion xBs in stock! (Pan over to a Yellow Scion, details of the car flash on screen) Jerko: Our policy of Pure Price Purchase means No Haggle, No Hassle, No Bullcr*p! (Another shot of the car, then back to Jerko) Jerko: I swear on my dead partner's life you'll leave with a car or else. (Pan over to Belchic standing in a pool eating a sandwhich) Belchic: Hey, wait I'm not your dead or your part... (Belchic is shot and falls over) Jerko (hoping around with a gun): Are we slashing prices with dealer incentives and low APR? SCREW THAT! Bad Credit? No Credit? Sorry, that's your problem butthole. (Show dealer) Jerko: For all your new and used Scion xB needs visit Jerko Used Cars, Exit 19 in Stifle! (Roars up in a Scion xB) Jerko: Don't make me run your ass over!
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Post by RaceFanX on Sept 7, 2008 11:20:02 GMT -5
(A man stands next to the FedEx #11 Toyota NASCAR) Spokeman: We're still receiving a lot of fanmail about our driver Denny Hamlin and his FedEx #11 car. Like this one from Naomi in Los Angeles, "Dear FedEx, does Denny like getting down and doing some real blue collar work?" Actually Denny really does, just last week he spent time on a farm. (Cut to Dearly Farm. Cut to one of the fields where Denny is doing a burnout on the front lawn, his car's rear tires digging into and flinging dirt everywhere. He stops and shuts the car off, he's left a long trail of dirt behind him.) Denny: Nanny, I finished tilling the ground for your new garden. Nanny: Why thank you Denny. Text on screen: Everyday is Race Day (shows clips of his car racing on a track) FedEx Racing
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2008 14:26:36 GMT -5
LOL thats was real good Race
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Post by RaceFanX on Oct 2, 2008 9:58:26 GMT -5
Song: "And I would do anything for love" (Rob embrassingly has to buy tampons for Diana. At least he has a can of Dr. Pepper to drink) "I'd run right into hell and back" (The two fold laundry together, while Diana has her green t-shirt, Rob is stuck holding a girly pink collar as other stare. Diana thanks him with a brief peck on the cheek. Rob still has the Dr. Pepper) "I would do anything for love" (The two do yoga together, Rob's Dr. Pepper still there) "I'll never lie to you and that's a fact" (Rob is stuck holding first girly clothes and later her pink purse while Diana tries on clothes. At least he still has Dr. Pepper) "I would do anything for love" (Rob gets soaked carrying an umbrella over Diana. There's only room for her under it. At least he still has a Dr. Pepper in his other paw. After she gets in her car, he takes a big drink from it) "Oh, I would do anything for love." (The two set together on a couch watching TV) "And I would do anything for love..." (Diana reaches over and takes his can of Dr. Pepper and starts drinking from it. Rob get up and takes it back) "but I won't do that, No I won't do that..." (The song contuines as Rob runs out the door and down the street with his Dr. Pepper, pausing to look back just once as Diana chases him out before he's gone. Cut to an image of a bottle of Dr. Pepper being poured over ice and fizzing) Fall in love with the rich, bold flavor of Dr. Pepper. One taste and you get it.
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Post by Nuke on Oct 2, 2008 16:11:53 GMT -5
LOL! nice. finally they're used in something.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2008 16:14:18 GMT -5
LOL that was grate
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Post by Belchic on Oct 3, 2008 2:00:20 GMT -5
Nice for a Dr. Pepper commercial. Almost as good as the "Be a Pepper" commercials.
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