KurtmanJP's screenshot captions.

[kurtmanjp]

I hope i'm posting them correctly so that they show up:



Lucky: You're so cute. Now if only Two-Tone were albino.

Two-Tone: GRRRRRR!
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Spot (Singing):
I don't practice santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball--

Mooch: Are you RETARDED or something? You're HOLDING a crystal ball!
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Dipstick: I can't wait to see the look on Mooch's face when he finds out what I did to his hideout. Hehehe.
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The puppies had no idea that a psychopathic can of ice cream was following them.......every step of their way...........



Alas, our brave warriors have fallen victim to the evil ice cream. Rest in peace, you soldiers fought well.
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Mooch (Crying): I feel so empty when Two-Tone left me for Luckless. I might as well just give up on life. Wizzer, fetch me a razorblade. Dipstick, grab that one Pearl Jam album and crank up Last Kiss at full volume for me. I'm going emo. After that, just let me be and i'll cry myself to sleep in a puddle of my own heartbroken tears.

Wizzer (Whispering to Dipstick): Woah, he's good. He should be in drama.

Mooch (Overhearing): DRAMA IS FOR SISSIES!!!!!!
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Cadpig: Allow me to reveal my true form. It's so hideous you'll have nightmares for the rest of your life but you guys have earned my trust.

Lucky (Nervous): Do we REALLY have to see this?
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Lucky: Our combonation attack was a success!

Cadpig: What shall we call ourselves in this form?

Rolly: Three heads are better than one!

Lucky and Cadpig (In unison): Naw, too cliched.
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Spot: Hmph. This combonation attack isn't working!

Lucky: Well, that stinks. I thought we could transform into a tall man with nosehair attacks.
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Cadpig: Did you like my soul-devouring magic trick? I can only use it once unless I rest up at the inn or find a healing spring.
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Mooch: You really shouldn't have made me angry, Luckless. I know a nasty Nafoi spell that will turn you into ash!
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Horace: Just for that i'm gonna pour my drink down your pants!

Jasper: But then i'll wet myself!

Wizzer (Offscreen): Join the club!
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Cadpig: You know, Patch. I feel sorry for you. You haven't been getting a piece of the action lately.

Patch: That's because I don't like getting into conflicts. I'm afraid someone might get hurt and I don't want that happening.

Cadpig: Pretty smart of you, Patch. But really, you need to liven up a little.

Patch: Sorry, Cadpig. I don't fall THAT easily into peer pressure.

Cadpig (To herself): Darn! Getting Spot off my paws was harder than I thought. Maybe I should try Tripod or Two-Tone again.
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[monkey]

Very nice screens there.
That ice-cream one reminds me of an episode of Kids Next Door.

[LoneWanderer Raiden]

Lol!
Awesome screens, Kurt. ;D

[Two-Tone]

lol

[Belchic]

Cool ones, kurt! I especially loved the 9th and 12th ones. Keep going!

[kurtmanjp]

Thanks, everyone. Here's more:
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Mayor Ed: First up to sing on karaoke night is..........Wizzer!

(Wizzer gets up on stage)

Wizzer (Singing nervously):
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my............my.........my........BLADDER CONTROL! WOAH NO!

(Wizzer wets himself again)
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Patch: In case you didn't know, I have a strict no buns policy. That's why I skipped the bun.
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Rolly: That does it! I'm calling Ghostbusters!
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Mooch: Aww! Come on, everyone! GROUP HUG!!!

(Mooch joins Lucky and Cadpig in the hug)

Mooch: So warm and cozy! Yay!

Dipstick (Offscreen): Uuuuh, boss. Are you feeling okay?
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Wizzer: It's YOUR fault you dipped my paw in cold water while I was sleeping!
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Spot: Cadpig! Quickly look away or you'll die in a week! IT'S THE RING!!!!!
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Rolly: So THATS where babies come from!
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Lucky: Did you just do what I THOUGHT YOU DID, ROLLY!?!?!?

Rolly: I confess! I had pork and beans last night! 4 cans to be exact!
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Cadpig: And now I launch my happy breakfast buffet attack on you!

(Beauty from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo pops up on screen looking shocked)

Beauty: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL AN ATTACK!?!?!
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Two-Tone: Wizzer! How DARE you impersonate a shriner like that!

Wizzer: It is I, Morocco Mole!
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Cadpig: So who are you this Halloween, Lucky?

Lucky: I'm a high intensity lamp.
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Lucky: You laid an egg?

Mooch: Yep, took me some time to find out that i'm not a mammal.

Lucky: Okay. That's creepy.
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[monkey]

Hehe, high intensity lamp for Halloween.
But still nice ones ^_^

[Belchic]

lol! I loved all of those! The first one reminded me of something from that song. "That's me in the corner" is often mistaken for "Let's pee in the corner." It's true!

[Two-Tone]

lol

[kurtmanjp]

Thank you, guys. I'm glad someone got the REM reference. Here's some more:
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Cadpig: Come here so I may feast upon your soul, you worthless caterpillar who sucks lard from slurpee machines!!!!!!!
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Cadpig: On this farm, Lorca warns, life is not a dream. Beware. And beware. And beware. And so many think because Then happened, Now isn’t. But didn’t I mention the ongoing WOW! is happening right now? We are all co-authors of this dancing exuberance where even our inabilities are having a roast. We are the authors of ourselves, co-authoring a gigantic Dostoevsky novel, starring clowns. This entire thing we’re involved with called the world, is an opportunity to exhibit how exciting alienation can be.

Rolly: You stole that from Waking Life, didn't you?

Cadpig: Darn! You caught me!
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Cadpig: I have but recently returned from the valley of the shadow of death. I am rapturously breathing in all the odors and essences of life. I’ve been to the brink of total oblivion. I remember and ferment a desire to remember everything.
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Mooch: Oh, Two-Tone! I'm so happy that i'll finally be a mother!

Two-Tone: What do you mean, Mooch?

Mooch: I'm still taking care of that egg that I layed. When it hatches, i'll have a child of my own!

Two-Tone: That's nice. I better get some gifts for the baby shower.



Mooch: Woah, keeping this egg warm sure is hard work. HEY! Why is everyone watching me!?!? GET OUTTA HERE!!!!
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Lt Pug: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! And furthurmore, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Cadpig: Eww! Someone get this guy a breath mint!
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Lucky: Hey, Rolly! Can't you read the sign? NO SMOKING!
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Rolly: Oh, Briefcase. I love you so much! Let's get married! I don't need Dumping. All I need is you!

Spot: Uuuuh, Rolly. That's a briefcase. IT'S NOT A LIVING THING!!!!
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Cruella: THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY SOAPBOX DERBY!!!!!!!!
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Rolly: Spot fall down go boom!

Cadpig: Rolly, if you gotta talk like a baby then you gotta look like one!



Cadpig: That's more like it!
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Mooch: And that's why I think i'll make a good momma. I've warmed up the egg for quite some time, the baby may hatch tomorrow!

Two-Tone (Distracted): Uuuuuh, Mooch? You're nose is so big. I'm tempted to honk it like a horn. And that unibrow of yours, can I yank it off and play with it like a caterpillar?

Mooch: Hey! That really hurt my feelings! I'm really sensitive about my looks and that was completely off-topic.

Two-Tone: Sorry. I couldn't help it! You just look so ugly you could crack a mirror! Ha ha!

Mooch: Hmph. You're just jealous because i'm gonna be a mommy!
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[Two-Tone]

lol

[monkey]

lol, nice ones

[Littledipper]

Thats good stuff their keep up the good work.

[Belchic]

looks like we've got a new partner, Two-Tone!

[Two-Tone]

yup, oh and nBelchic I posted new screenies