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KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 23, 2006 17:44:17 GMT -5

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Here we go! The continuation of the Mama Mooch and Crazy Cadpig saga!
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Mooch: Hey,Two-Tone! My baby just hatched! It's a girl, care to see her?

Two-Tone: Okay!

Puppy: MOMMY!

Mooch: I always thought I was a sheep dog but i'm actually a chocolate lab. If I was a sheep dog, I would have bad vision and look like the Colonel.

Two-Tone: Hmmmm. I guess that makes sense. WHAT A SEC! Chocolate Labs ARE mammals and if you just laid an egg.............OMGWTF........this is TOO messed up. Let a scientist figure this one out!
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Cadpig: Hungry..........NEED MORE SOULS!!!!!!

Lucky: AAAAAAAH!

(Cadpig tries eating Lucky's soul but fails)

Cadpig: Awwww, darn!
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Cadpig: Now i'm gonna hang with a bunch of RPG nerds! I can't wait to cosplay as *insert anime character name here*
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Tripod: You're a bad,bad boy, Lucky. Cutting off my leg just because i'm a better athlete.

(Cadpig and Rolly glare at Lucky)

Lucky: But I would never..........

Rolly: Tell that to Mayor Ed!
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Cadpig: I'm in touch with my emo side today.

Lucky: Emo kids really suck.......

(Cadpig starts sobbing)
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In A.D. 2101

War was beginning.

Lucky: What happen ?

Rolly: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Cadpig: We get signal.

Lucky: What !

Cadpig: Main screen turn on.

Lucky: It's You !!

VLAD: How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Lucky: What you say !!

VLAD: You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ....

Lucky: Take off every 'zig' !! You know what you doing. Move 'zig'. For great justice.
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Lucky: Cool! That thing is doing the Rumba! I just gotta get my camera!
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Narrator: The dearly farm.........such beautiful scenery but why.......WHY IS THAT BOX MOVING??? OH NO! THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED BY SATAN WORSHIPPERS! Everyone out!
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Ivy: WAAAAH! Mean puppies! Now i'm gonna cut up my arms with razorblades!

Rolly: The only thing worse than a DeVil is an emo DeVil.

Cadpig: You said it!
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(Johnny Quest music plays in background)

Cadpig: Just a push of this button and pop goes the world!

Dr. Benton Quest (Offscreen): NO! We're all GONNA DIE!

Johnny Quest (Offscreen): What a terrible pun on the Men Without Hats song!
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LoneWanderer Raiden Senior Member War... War never changes. Posts: 3,053	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 23, 2006 17:53:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LoneWanderer Raiden on Aug 23, 2006 17:53:20 GMT -5 Lol. Nice job on the screens.
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monkey Guest	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 23, 2006 17:55:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by monkey on Aug 23, 2006 17:55:38 GMT -5 lol, love the one about the box ;D

Two-Tone Administrator Yard Sales? I love Yard Sales! "You look cool in any color Lucky" Posts: 13,673	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 23, 2006 18:02:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Two-Tone on Aug 23, 2006 18:02:11 GMT -5 lol
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Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 23, 2006 21:51:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Aug 23, 2006 21:51:27 GMT -5 lol! I loved that space one especially! Nice reference!
	Nice disguise.

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KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 24, 2006 23:13:45 GMT -5

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Even more:
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Lucky: Whisper.......whisper.........whisper

Cadpig: WOAH! You must love Two-Tone a LOT!
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Lucky: I knew I shouldn't have screwed up my vision by watching Thunderbolt too close.......
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Cadpig: Welcome to the church. I will record your adventures so far. Please select a data file.........
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Lucky: YES! I am the chosen one! I get to open this sacred door!
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Cadpig: Oh god. Is Mooch's baby REALLY trying to nurse from him!?!?

Lucky: I think i'm gonna be sick.

Wizzer: I miss the old Mooch.

(Wizzer starts crying)
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Rolly: Lucky, I told you NOT to swim in the wall insolation.

Lucky: But it was so pink and fluffy. It was like floating on a cloud!
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Two-Tone: Wazzup, homie-G?

Cadpig: Do I look like a clam to you?

Mooch: Your rapper impersonation scared my baby! How DARE you terrify and innocent child like that!
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Cadpig: Greetings, earthlings! We come in peace!

Lucky: Uuuuh Cadpig, weren't you the one who blew up an entire planet?

Cadpig: Oh hush!
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Lucky: Children Of The Corn, meet Puppies Of The Pumpkins!
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Spot: Now that there are 5 of us, let's change our names into 4 letter names like mine and go off into the Algo Solar System to defeat Dark Force and Zio!
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Narrator: Our brave young warriors were revived and got their revenge on the psychotic ice cream after gaining a few levels and buying better weapons and armor.
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Last Edit: Aug 25, 2006 3:49:56 GMT -5 by kurtmanjp

LoneWanderer Raiden Senior Member War... War never changes. Posts: 3,053	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 24, 2006 23:17:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LoneWanderer Raiden on Aug 24, 2006 23:17:34 GMT -5 Lol. ;D
	"Regardless of what challenges may come up, take comfort in knowing that you'll never have to face them alone." Friends together, rock n' roll forever.

Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 25, 2006 0:10:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Aug 25, 2006 0:10:02 GMT -5 What can I say? You're so awesome. Keep going by all means.
	Nice disguise.

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KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 25, 2006 12:42:46 GMT -5

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The ever-flowing stream of captions continues:
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Cadpig: Reading the news is so fun! It enlightens you with the world and.........

Wizzer: Just so you know, I used that paper.

(Cadpig drops the paper)

Cadpig: Ewww, gross! Now I gotta wash my paws!
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Dipstick: Hey, Wizzer? Are you done in there? Cause I gotta go, too!
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Rolly: Folgers? I WANTED MAXWELL HOUSE!!!!!

Unseen Chorus: The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup!!!!!!!!

Rolly: Shut up!
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Cadpig: I shall avenge Luke Skywalker!

(Cadpig's bone turns into a dual-bladed lightsaber and she leaps into action)
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(Spot pokes her beak into Mooch's nose and pops it like a balloon. A tear rolls down Mooch's snout as he gasps and covers his nose before he runs away crying hysterically)

Spot (Sincerely): Oh gosh. Was it something I said? I'm really sorry!

(Cadpig walks in)

Cadpig: Ever heard of a thing called personal space, Spot?
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(Urine floods the halls of the bus)

Lucky,Cadpig and Rolly (In unison): WIZZER!!!!!

Wizzer: WHY!?!? WHY GOD WHY DO I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ALL THIS!?!?!? I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!

(Wizzer starts crying)
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Spot: Wait till that old man comes by this tree. Watch and learn, pups!

Lucky: Spot! You're NOT a pidgeon!
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Narrator: Lucky thought Ivy was bad but he saw worse, ELMYRA!!!!
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Cadpig: Ladies and gentlemen! This is Jackass The Movie. I am Cadpig. And this is what I like to call EDIBLE YARN!!!!!!

(Beauty from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo pops up on screen looking shocked again)

Beauty: THAT'S NOT EVEN EDIBLE!!!!
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(They all look up and see 80's punk-styled vampires hanging down)

Lucky: So which one is the head vampire?

Rolly: I dunno. Let's stake one and find out.
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Lucky,Rolly and Cadpig (In unison): WHAT THE HECK!?!?!

Mad Mod: Welcome to my school, my duckies! Time for class! Now let's all count along with Moddie!
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Narrator: After watching the video from The Ring, the pups only have 1 week to live while under a curse. It's up to Patch and Two-Tone to save them!
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monkey Guest	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 25, 2006 18:40:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by monkey on Aug 25, 2006 18:40:42 GMT -5 Aye, very nice indeed ;D

Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 25, 2006 23:20:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Aug 25, 2006 23:20:27 GMT -5 lol, good ones, I see my screenshots are successful for the most part.
	Nice disguise.

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KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 26, 2006 13:59:18 GMT -5

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Post by kurtmanjp on Aug 26, 2006 13:59:18 GMT -5

belchic said:

lol, good ones, I see my screenshots are successful for the most part.

Actually I just pick whatever screenshots inspire me. I hope another batch isn't gonna overdo it:
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Lucky: I'm gonna cry because Thunderbolt was cancelled. *Grabs tissue*

Rolly: I'm gonna cry because people call me fat. *Grabs tissue*

Tripod: I'm gonna cry because I only have 3 legs. *Grabs tissue*

Two-Tone: I'm gonna cry because Mooch won't leave me alone. *Grabs tissue*

Patch: I'm gonna cry because I suffer from BPS. *Grabs tissue*

Cadpig: I'm gonna cry because i'm surrounded by a bunch of emo pups. *Grabs tissue*
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Cadpig: Could it be? Two-Tone's diary?
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Mooch: I never knew they made Werther's Originals this big!
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Lucky: And welcome to Dearly Farm's freak circus! And this is our living trampoline.........Rolly!

Rolly: Hey! What!?!?!
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Cadpig: Don't be a blockhead, Charlie Brown!

Lucky: My name's not Charlie!
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Rolly: Is that puppy still trying to nurse from Mooch even though she knows he's a guy?

Cadpig: I find this to be truly alarming.

Spot: Yeah.

Lucky: The poor girl. I wonder what it's like for her.........
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Cadpig: Watch it, Spot or i'll be adding you to my soul collection!
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Narrator: Poor, sweet little Cadpig has fallen under the curse of The Ring. Uuuuh........wait a sec? Isn't this whole Ring thing being abused here?
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Announcer: 4th up to sing on karaoke night is......Lucky with The Talking Heads' hit "Burning Down The House".

Lucky (Singing):
Watch out
You might get what youre after
Cool babies
Strange but not a stranger
Im an ordinary guy
Burning down the house

Hold tight wait till the partys over
Hold tight were in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house

Heres your ticket pack your bag: time for jumpin overboard
The transportation is here
Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are
Fightin fire with fire

Rolly: Isn't it ironic that he's wearing a fireman's hat to this song?

Two-Tone: Who cares? He's burning down MY house with his hot love!
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(Lucky's elbow slips into the soup)

Lucky: OWWW! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!
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Last Edit: Aug 26, 2006 14:03:39 GMT -5 by kurtmanjp

Two-Tone Administrator Yard Sales? I love Yard Sales! "You look cool in any color Lucky" Posts: 13,673	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 26, 2006 17:02:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Two-Tone on Aug 26, 2006 17:02:17 GMT -5 lol!
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monkey Guest	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 26, 2006 18:26:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by monkey on Aug 26, 2006 18:26:56 GMT -5 lol, nice ones

Two-Tone Administrator Yard Sales? I love Yard Sales! "You look cool in any color Lucky" Posts: 13,673	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Aug 27, 2006 0:50:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Two-Tone on Aug 27, 2006 0:50:44 GMT -5 lol gives sad pups a hug, and a big hug to Lucky
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