KurtmanJP's screenshot captions.

[LoneWanderer Raiden]

Hehe...
Great job with the screens, Kurt.

[Two-Tone]

yup, I need to make some too

[Belchic]

lol, the living trampoline, that and the first one especially.

[kurtmanjp]

That ya'll. I'll cook up another batch of 'em:
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Mooch: Two-Tone, I had a weally scawy dweam tonight and woke up howling. Could I pwease seep with you?

Two-Tone: WTF? NO!!!
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Two-Tone: WOOHOO! I was awarded ADHD poster child of the month!
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Dipstick: Uuuuuh, Mooch. You look kinda creepy when you rubberneck like that.

Wizzer: I think he looks like a giraffe.

(Both Dipstick and Wizzer starts snickering)

Mooch: Hmph. You're just jealous of my outlandish talents!
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Dipstick: Hey, Wizzer. Would you like a pepsi with that?

Wizzer (thinking): Even I detect the subtlest of pee jokes and I can tell this is one of them. Well, tonight i'm grabbing the knife and going Lorena Bobbitt on myself. I'd sacrifice my own ability to mate for my dignity anyday..........

Dipstick: Well................

Wizzer: No thank you.

Dipstick: Hey, Mooch! Want a pepsi?

Mooch: I wonder if Two-Tone would wock-a-bye me. I had a nightmawe wast night........

(Lucky pops in with his eyes bugging out and his jaw dropped)

Lucky: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY!?!?!?
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(Dipstick starts snickering)

Wizzer: For god's sake? Haven't I been picked on enough lately!?! I'm going to my room and i'm NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!

(Wizzer runs off in tears)

Dipstick: Come back, Wizzer! I wasn't laughing about your *chuckle* bladder control *giggle* problems............

(Dipstick bursts into hysterical laughter)
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(King Of Fighters 2003 music cues up)
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Patch (Eyeing Wizzer and Dipstick and thinking): I could have been a lot worse off. I kinda feel sorry for these guys. Now if only they made medication for BPS (Background Pup Syndrome).
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Lucky: Yeah, man. Rock on METALLICA!!!!
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Video instructor: How to be emo in 10 easy steps.............

Unseen voice: Don't watch it, Cadpig! It's really The Ring in disguise!

(Cadpig wipes her tears and turns around to see Samara Morgan running at her)

Cadpig: Oh, crap!



Cadpig: Don't come any closer, Samara! I'm warning you that I have black belts in every martial arts style ever made!
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Mooch: Any so, the three little pigs snuggled and decapitated one another happily ever after, the end.

Dipstick: WTF?

Wizzer (shivering): Two-Tone, i'm scared. What's wrong with Mooch?

Two-Tone: I think Cadpig is messing with his brain using her weird hypnosis therapies.

Dipstick: If that's the case then Cadpig must have a really sick sense of humor!
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Unseen Ghost Samara: Guess who's back!

Lucky: Oh, crud!
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[Two-Tone]

lol

[Belchic]

Yeah, good ones, Kurt.

[kurtmanjp]

Thanks, everyone. But because the school year is starting, I may have to slow down on posting because of homework. Here's some more:
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Rolly: Now, Mooch. I know this really funny joke about walnuts. Three walnuts walk into a bar and one says "Bartender, I would like my brothers ground up into peanut coffee" but the Bartender says "You idiot! These are walnuts!" Get it? Hahaha.

Mooch: That was as funny as a fart in church. I'm gonna go write a haunting love ballad about an old couple and a limouzine. Right after I jump exactly 45 times on a maroon pogo stick named Brandon.
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Cadpig: I have excelled in my technique in controlling Mooch's actions with my mind. He is now but a puppet, a toy for my own amusement.

Rolly: Poor Mooch. You made him lose his marbles.

Cadpig (Smiling cruelly): And i'm enjoying every last minute of it. Let's sell tickets so everyone can watch him make a complete psycho of himself and put in on national television. Then i'll make him back to normal and FORCE him to watch it.

Lucky: Now that's just too cold. Even Mooch doesn't deserve this kind of treatment.
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Announcer: Next up on karaoke night is Two-Tone!

Two-Tone (Singing):
Color me your color, Lucky
Color me your car
Color me your colour, Lucky
I know who you are

Come up off your color chart
I know where you're coming from

Call me on the line
Call me call me any anytime
Call me my love you can call me any day or night
Call me

Lucky: Two-Tone is singing my name! She must REALLY LOVE me!
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Cruella: What was that for!?!

Horace: I LIKE CHICKENS, EDDIE!
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Rolly: I'LL BE FIRST PLACE IN THE OLYMPICS!!!!!!!!!!

(Rolly falls and crashes)
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Cadpig: Oh no, Mr.Bill!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lucky (Fake southern accent): I knew this one legendary truck. It was as long as California, north to south. It ain't never been in the guiness book of world records because no one has seen it before except the driver himself.............it's a secret..........shhhhhh.......................
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Spot (singing):
Macho macho chicken
I wanna be a macho chicken!
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Cruella: I wet myself............AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wizzer: Join the club!
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Two-Tone: Smile and BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

(A rainbow shines above and birds chirp on a sunny day)
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Lt. Pug: Forget you guys, i'm going on DeVil idol and becoming the newest member of the DeVil household!

Lucky: Heh. Good luck.

Cadpig: Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
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Narrator: And so, Lucky,Cadpig,Rolly and Tripod formed their own tribute band to KISS.........
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Okay. I'm sorry if any of you can't stand running gags but I can't help but enjoy them. Specially ones revolving around The Ring,Mooch doing bizarre things under Cadpig's mind control,Wizzer becoming an angst queen over his bladder problems,Karaoke night and various emo-related jokes. Even though i'm posting a lot, not ALL the screenshots inspire me. I really should wait awhile before I use myself up.

[LoneWanderer Raiden]

Lol.
Awesome screens, Kurt.

[Two-Tone]

its okay, those were good

[Belchic]

cool pics kurt

[kurtmanjp]

Okay. So here's more:
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Cadpig: Smile and BE HAPPY!

(Rainbow grows overhead and birds tweet)
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Rolly: What is it? Something on my face?

Mooch: Heeheehee.......tickle me more, mommy. I love you!

Lucky: Can things get ANY WEIRDER AROUND HERE!?!?!
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Rolly: Cadpig, have you been in contact with Dipstick lately?

Cadpig: No, why do you ask?

Rolly: No reason.
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Spot: If we sign all these forms, then maybe Jetix will go down the drain PERMANENTLY!

Lucky: I'm all for that!
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Spot: ICE ICE BABY, YO!

Cadpig: Vanilla Ice SUCKS!
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Rolly: You know what, Patch? I like you. You're a truly great friend.

Patch: Thanks, Rolly. You don't know how much that meant to me.

(Patch feels himself choke up and starts blinking back tears of joy)

Patch (thinking): Aw, man. I promised myself I wouldn't cry. Nobody has ever said that to me. Now I don't feel so alone and in the background anymore.

Rolly: HAHA! APRIL FOOLS!

(Patch's heart breaks and he cries in a dark corner with no one but himself)

Perdita: Rolly, that was really mean of you! And it's not even April! Go say your sorry to Patch right now!
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Lucky: Bees. Swarming buzzing bees. Tickling temperamental bees. Bees with pointy painful stingers. The boy poured honey down his back and shook his buttocks left to right. The naked crazy boy. He passed by the beehives, jogging not running. Taking his sweet innocent time, through the grass, toward the white perfumy clover field. The bees rose in a fuzzy brown boil, filtered out their hive, cleaved the air like an arrow aiming for honey-dripping bare-bummed Johnny...........
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Lucky: Face it, i'm WAY TOO SEXY for j00!
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Rolly: YES! My ultimate album collection of Foo Fighters has arrived in the mail!
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Cadpig: I'm like a shadow of the night. Silent and deadly!

Lucky: You've been playing WAY too much Shining Force. Haven't you, Cadpig?
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Lucy Goose: And they were trying on my lingerie while giggling! Even the boys!
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Cadpig: Uuuuh, Spot. A GIANT FIREBREATHING DRAGON IS BEHIND YOU!!!!

Spot: WHERE!?!?!

(Spot turns around)

Cadpig: APRIL FOOLS!

Spot: IT STILL ISN'T APRIL!!!!!!!
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[Two-Tone]

lol

[Belchic]

lol! Those were hilarious!

[monkey]

lol, nice ones

[kurtmanjp]

And...............here we go again!:
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Narrator: And so the pups decided to play chicken........Spot won by a long shot.
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Brooke Burke: And the final member of tonight's bottom 3 is *Reads card*..........Lucky, step on up.

Lucky: Uh oh.......My 2nd time in the bottom 3........this isn't good.
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Cadpig: I am becoming one with the cherry pie. I must learn it's customs and ways of life........
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Cornelia: Mommy needs to give her daughter a little spanky!

Spot: NO! I'll do anything! I'll let Two-Tone take my place! PLEASE!
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Rolly: SHOEHEAD! GRRRRRR!

(Everyone screams and heads for the hills)
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Narrator: Poor Rolly, must be hard being first to die in a slasher flick.
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Scorch: Call me whenever you need help with electronics!

Cadpig: Uuuuuh, thanks.
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Rolly: FEAR ME, FOR I AM IRON FACE!
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Lucky: What a lousy map, I still can't find my way around.

Cadpig: You're right, Lucky. It doesn't even look like a mall map. What are these? A bunch of little satellites?
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Rolly: Aww, man! I used up my last quarter on this dumb ride! Now I have to do something else!
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Spot: HELP! Colonel Sanders is CHASING ME WITH AN AXE!!!!!
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Mooch: Eternity is waiting for my calling. I will be on the other side, the other dark side of life. I've never felt such a psychedelic surge of energy pass through my body. I'm sitting up on the grand piano, singing a gentle ballad that takes me into the unknown........the dark........fading.......fading..........my last breath saying "Mommy, I love you". Then I make a big heart with my paws with all these weird indian symbols on it........

Rolly: Dude, who drugged up Mooch?

Lucky: Cadpig is messing with his brain again. I had no idea she was capable of such power......
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