Here's another batch comin' right atcha:
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Mooch: Okay, Luckless! Time for your daily beating!
Cadpig (Offscreen): SUSPENSE MUSIC! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter!
Mooch: What in the WORLD!?
Cadpig: Don't mind me, i'm helping work on the soundtrack for extra credit!
Mooch (Weirded out): Oooo-kay then........
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Cruella: I'M GOING TO SUE THE DEARLIES AND TAKE THE FARM!!!!
Cadpig (Offscreen): SUSPENSE MUSIC! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter! Hey, I just found a new running gag!
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Rolly: A ghost! Why are you here?
Blaze's Ghost: I'm here to avenge my killer, Cadpig. Do you know where she is?
Cadpig (Offscreen): SUSPENSE MUSIC! PEEBUTTER! PEEBUTTER! PEEBUTTER! PEEBUTTER! Whoo! I just can't get enough!
Blaze's Ghost (Changing demonic): YOU.......!
(Blaze's Ghost lunges at Cadpig)
Cadpig: d**n! I blew my cover!
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Lucky: God, how I love this show!
(Lucky starts chewing on the remote control and accidentally changes the channel to a Backstreet Boys music video)
Lucky: Oh, HELL NO!
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Announcer: Since it's been a long time since last karaoke night. Let's give it up to.......REBECCA!
Rebecca (Singing):
Oh, make me over
I'm all I want to be
A walking study
In demonology
Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, so glad you could make it now
Oh, look at my face
My name is might have been
My name is never was
My name's forgotten
Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, there's only us left now
When I wake up in my makeup
It's too early for that dress
Wilted and faded somewhere in
Hollywood
I'm glad I came here
With your pound of flesh
No second billing cause you're a star now
Oh, Cinderella
They aren't sl*ts like you
Beautiful garbage beautiful dresses
Can you stand up or will you
just fall down
Lucky: Isn't it funny? I mean, she kind of loses her accent when she sings.
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Cadpig: Why am I wearing this stupid Santa hat and why am I a ghost?
Blaze: Instant karma for killing me!
Cadpig: GRRR!
Blaze: Think of it as having a time out in the second grade.
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Lucky: So long, guys! I'm going to the mental hospital so I can be treated for my pica!
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Lucky: I can't believe my pica will be permanent! *sobs*
Lucy: Poor kid. It must suck to have pica.
Cadpig: He just likes pulling the "Oh, feel sorry for me cause i'm emo" routine. He actually doesn't have it.
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Cadpig (Whispering and choking back laughter): peebutterpeebutterpeebutterpeebutter........*SNIRK*
Lucky: Stop it, Cadpig! You're ruining the suspense of it all!
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(Music starts up)
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Cardboard Cutout Family.
Dottie,Dipstick,Oddball,Domino and Littledipper (In unison): We have grey outlines. Fear us, respect us, OR DIE!!!!!
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Dipstick: Hey, Wizzer! Lorena Bobbit just died!
Wizzer: What? NO!!!!
(Tears slide down Wizzer's cheeks and his body shakes with sobs)
Dipstick (Hugging the crying Wizzer): It's okay. It's okay...........APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA!
(Wizzer slaps Dipstick across his face)
Wizzer: Don't you EVER say that to me AGAIN!
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Littledipper: And so, folks, this is the final caption of this batch. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!
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2 new running gags!:
1.Lucky having pica/the urge to eat non-edible things (Like dirt,wood,soap,etc)
2.Peebutter suspense music
How you holding up?