KurtmanJP's screenshot captions.

[kurtmanjp]

Before I start a new batch of screenshots (And once Belchic gets more). Our friend Dipstick dropped by to leave us a message:
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Dipstick: Hi, guys. Betcha would never expect fanmail from ME before. All these captions on this board are awesome. I mean, really REALLY FUNNY! I've been picking on Wizzer ever since he cut "it" off. He's so fun to tease! Before I go, I wish ya'll happy posting! Bye now!
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[Two-Tone]

lol shoulda asked about Dottie and their pups

[kurtmanjp]

Might as well put up some more while i'm at it:
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Two-Tone (Mocking): What the matter, Cadpig? Are you gonna cry again?



Cadpig: Oh, just shut the hell up you ugly lesbo!

(Everyone gasps)

Rolly: Ooooh! A catfight! I gotta get my camera!

Mooch: I'll break out the popcorn!

Everyone (Chanting): CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!



Two-Tone: For you're information, i'm cute and I AM NOT A LESBO!!! I LOVE LUCKY!

Lucky (Eyes tearing up, holding a tissue): Aww, you're so sweet. I love you too, Two-Tone.

Two-Tone: LUCKY!

Lucky: TWO-TONE!

(They hug)

Everyone: AWWW!!!!!

Cadpig: Oh, you two!
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Oddball: Look at me!

(Nobody pays attention)

Oddball: GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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Cadpig: I'll show that Two-Tone who's boss. I'll eat her soul. Well........after i'm done scrubbing this mexican word off the screen!

El Diablo (Offscreen): Hey! Don't be a racist!
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Cadpig (Singing):
You're so fat,
You're so sweet,
You have a yummy
Soul to eat

Chocolate on the outside
Carmel on the inside
Layers of peanuts fill your body.......

Rolly: Nooooo! I don't wanna die!
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Spot: I knew I should'nt have eaten that mushroom!
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Two-Tone: Sorry bout that. I had pickled eggs and beer last night!
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Roger: SHUT UP, SAMARA! QUIT TRYING TO ENDANGER OUR PUPPIES!!!!!

(Roger SLAMS the phone down)
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Rolly (Sleeptalking AND Sleepwalking): Yes, master, I will master the art of miming and creating invisible barriers. You have my word!
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Lucky: Guys, the new wide screen TV is here!

(Nobody comes out)

Lucky: And it is 100% Samara-FREE!!!!!!

(Everyone rushes out)
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Cadpig: EMO GIRL TO THE RESCUE!!!! I will fry this villainous pultry with my hot tears of truth and justice!
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[Belchic]

lol, sorry I didn't get any new screens up, but I did make some new posts.

[kurtmanjp]

Thank you, Belchic. I was brainstorming ideas this morning and I came up with even more:
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Spot: Hey, Mooch. I'm here to let you know that we were voted the two most hated farm animals, what do you say to that?

Mooch: Whatever. That's how I react. I just don't really care.

Spot: But how do you feel deep down inside?

Mooch: I feel empty, alone, broken.

Spot: That's how I feel, too...........

(A long pause before they both cuddle close and start crying into one another)



Spot: Oh, Mooch. I didn't know it but we both have so much in common!



Mooch: I......*sniff*........didn't know it either. I LOVE YOU, SPOT!!!!



Spot: Now LET'S START THE CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG PART!!!!!

Mooch: Woah, isn't this a little too soon?

Spot: It's never too soon, Mooch. It's never too soon!



(Lucky walks in on Mooch and Spot)

Spot: Oh, Mooch. Your fur is so soft. *giggle*

Mooch: You're feathers are tickling me silly, Spot!

Narrator: Lucky was scarred for life. When he woke up, Mooch and Spot were rolling on the couch, rolling numbers, rock & rolling, they had his KISS records out..,......

Lucky: OH GOD, STOP YOU GUYS! KEEP THIS CARTOON G-RATED! YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT OF NERVE PULLING THIS. NOT TO MENTION THIS IS THE CREEPIEST SEX SCENE I'VE EVER WATCHED!!!
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Gogo (Sobbing): And so everyone teased me because I was the high school emo kid. I still am today. *Pops in some Hawthorne Heights,Weezer,AFI and Dashboard Confessional and starts crying uncontrollably*

Cadpig: I actually kinda feel sorry for him.
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Roger (Imitating Starfire from Teen Titans): Ooooh! They are DANCING!!!

Lucky: Help........me!!!!!!!!!
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Rolly: I hope i'm not violating that Quakers oats guy!
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Cruella: Wow. I never knew they made werther's originals THIS big!

Lucky: Mooch already beat you to it with that caption pages ago.

Cruella: DARN IT!!!!!
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Lucky: Uh, guys. Can you help me? Rolly's been doing some heavy drinking again!
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Lucky (singing):
Splish splash
I'm takin' a bath

Cadpig: I swear, this has to be the CHEESIEST caption in this whole thread!
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Lucky: Holy crap! Samara is back!

Cadpig: Don't be stupid, Lucky! It's only a doll!
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[Belchic]

lol!

[kurtmanjp]

Thanks, Belchic. My personal opinion on the Spot X Mooch pairing:
FUN FUN FUN!!!!! Also, you gotta give Cadpig snaps for her wit.

[kurtmanjp]

Alright. Here's more:
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Cadpig: Well, guys. I have good news and bad news!

Lucky: The good news?

Cadpig: They make Werther's Originals the size of Texas now!

Lucky: Bad news?

Cadpig: Mooch and Spot were voted the cutest couple on Dearly Farm.

Two-Tone: WHAT!?! THAT FILTHY CHICKEN AND THAT MANGY MUTT OVER LUCKY AND I!?!?!

Cadpig: They outbeat you two by one vote.

Two-Tone: I'm SO gonna kick their butts! *Punches Rolly in the eye for no reason*

Rolly: Ow! What did you do that for!?!?!

Two-Tone: Oh, stop whimpering. I'M the one who should be crying right now!
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Lucky: I'm sorry, Rebecca but i'm spoken for.

Rebecca (Choking back tears): C-can I go to my room and write angsty poetry and cut myself now?

Lucky: Yes. Yes you can.

(Rebecca leaves, notices Rolly and kicks him in the nuts)

Rolly: Oww! What did I ever do???
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Cadpig: I'm so mad! Noggin didn't show up, he was too busy competing against Tac in the science fair!

(Cadpig slams a wine glass on the ground in frustration. A shard flies up into the air and cuts Rolly in the head)

Rolly: OWWWW! *Sob* Girls are big meanies!
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Lucky: Rolly, let me take a look at that cut. It doesn't seen very deep and I see no shard.

Rolly (Crying): Why are the girls hurting me for no reason lately?

Lucky: You know how they get when they reach their PMS stage.
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Lucky: Are you looking at my ass AGAIN?

Dipstick: Yeah.

Lucky: You know, this is getting to be really cliche.
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Lucky: Thank god we left Spot at home........

Rolly: Yeah.
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Lucky: We are hay hippies. Fear us......Respect us......OR DIE!!!!!
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Cadpig: Woah, this is trippy. I can walk on the ceiling!
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Rolly: Yuck. I'm allergic to mud.

(Long pause)

Rolly: OHNOIMGONNADIEIMGONNADIEIMGONNADIE!!!!!!!!HELPME!!!!!!!!!!
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Lucky: You don't wanna know what Mooch and Spot are doing in there..........
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Cadpig: Run wild..........run nude.............run FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lucky: Mooch, i'm glad you finally find a girl you like and that we can settle our differences like gentledogs.

Mooch: Hmph. You won't be seeing Spot and I for awhile, Luckless. We're going on a honeymoon to hawaii.

Lucky: HOORAY! Now, everyone let's party because Mooch and Spot won't be here for a few weeks! The only way you guys won cutest couple was a bunch of PITY VOTES! So HAHA, you got PWNED!!!!!!111111

(Mooch sadly walks over to Spot and buries his face into her breast and starts crying)

Mooch (Sobbing): I had no idea they hated me so much...........

Spot: Me too.........me too.............

(Spot embraces Mooch and comforts him)

Spot: It's gonna be okay. Don't listen to them. They just don't understand true beauty.
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[Two-Tone]

lol

[Belchic]

New running gags!

-Girls hurting Rolly for no real reason
and
-"FEAR US, OR DIE!!!"

[Jamie The Saiyan-Pup]

kurtmanjp said:

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Oddball: Look at me!

(Nobody pays attention)

Oddball: GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie: I'm looking at you Oddball *drool* oh yeah..<3

[ripsta]

*Glares at Jamie* Grr...

[Jamie The Saiyan-Pup]

Jamie: ;D ;D ;D ;D

[kurtmanjp]

Even more (The horror. The horror!):
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Rolly: I'm sorry but I have serious issues with clowns.

Lucky: Yeah. I'm Caulrophobic, too!
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Cadpig: I KNEW I shouldn't have eaten that box of bran muffins!

Cruella: No! Not on my new dress, I just got it dry cleaned!
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Cadpig: Guess what we're gonna do today, class?

Class: What, Mrs.Cadpig?

Cadpig: We're having a thumb-twiddling competition!

Tripod: But I only hasve one arm!

Cadpig: Sorry, Tripod. But you're disqualified!

Tripod: Awww........

(Tripod walks away sniffling sadly)
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Lucky: Those remote control airplanes REALLY piss me off!

(Lucky fires lasers from his eyes at the plane and it comes crashing down)

Rolly: Lucky, did you just-

Cadpig: Wow! I had no idea Lucky could shoot lasers from his eyes!



Lucky: Now, guys. What you just saw must remain a secret. If the government found out, they'd have me go through all sorts of tests!
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Lucky: Wow! These psychopathic ice cream cartons are FUN to ride! YEEHAW! Bucking bronco!
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Cadpig: These name tags will slowly drain your life energy and absorb it like a sponge. In 24 hours, you two will be DEAD. I will then proceed to eat the name tags because of the soul nutrients.

Duchess: If these name tags can kill me, then sister, I can make chocolate milk squirt outta me utter.

Cadpig: LAUGH NOW BUT DON'T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN YOU'RE BOTH DEAD!!!!
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Hens: ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!

Lucky (Blushing): Well, I guess it couldn't hurt.........

Hens: Yay!!!!

Lucky (Singing):
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
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Lucky: This should hold that poltergeist!

Rolly: Don't go into the light, Lucky Dearly!

Lucky: Stop creeping me out, Rolly!

Cadpig: I'm just glad it isn't Samara!
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Cadpig: I WANT SOME SOUL FOOD AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
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Rolly: Are you telling me that you just ate Nanny's SOUL!?!?!
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Lucky: Hmm....what's on the radio? *Turns radio on*

Radio: Before we continue with the history of the rutabaga, here's a word from our sponsor.....

(A bunch of nonsense language)

Radio: Thank you, Elmo. And now, the rutabaga as an art form
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Cinnamon rolls to anyone who gets the rutabaga/radio reference. It's from a video/computer game hint hint.

[LoneWanderer Raiden]

Lol.
Awesome screens, Kurt.