KurtmanJP's screenshot captions.

[kurtmanjp]

Thanks everyone. I have more:
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Lucky: *Opens his mouth and breaths fire in Mooch's face*

Mooch: It hurts and stings!

Two-Tone: *Snicker* Elf Only Inn!
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Perdita: Cadpig, tell the truth, did you pee in the pool?

Cadpig: Well, uh, maybe I did. Maybe I didn't.
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Cadpig: I can't believe Toby or Magni didn't win Rock Star Supernova!
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Cadpig: I know! Let's start our own chick rock band!

Rolly: That was a TERRIBLE pun, Cadpig!
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Lucky: I changed my mind! I hate being in a spoof of Wild America!

Cadpig: No turning back from this bear cave after we came so far.......
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Lucky (thinking): I wish Two-Tone were here to thaw me with her hot, sexy love!
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Rolly: JESUS CHRIST! Did I just see what I THOUGHT I saw???

Random Nun (Offscreen): How DARE you say the lord's name in vain!
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Lucky: Colder than a witch's ti-

Cadpig: Jasper already said that.

Lucky: DARN IT!!!
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Lucky: Ooooh! I'm gonna google photos of nude Two-Tone! HOT HOT HOT!

(Rolly walks in)

Rolly: Oh. Hi, Lucky. I was just wonder--*Sees X-rated Two-Tone pics on computer* HOLY COW!!!

(Lucky notices Rolly and suddenly turns the monitor off)

Lucky: Uuh.......I can explain!
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Lucky: Smile and BE HEROIC!

(American flag appears in background)
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Rolly: I wish I was as hot as those models on TV........
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Lucky: I ordered eggs for breakfast and look what I got!
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[Two-Tone]

lol

[Belchic]

This is going to be great. I gotta see more scenes with Cadpig being hungry for more souls!

[kurtmanjp]

Okay. WE GONNA ROCK!:
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Cadpig: I had one too many souls. I'm gonna throw up now.

Spot (Sarcastically): This I gotta see.
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Cruella: Hahaha. Thought you would come in and sneak some cookies?



Lucky: That witch decapitated Rolly! I'm gonna KILL her for that!
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Rolly: Hey, dude! I like, lost my head in the last episode but it somehow got reattached. It was like, totally gnarly walking around headless like that!

Gogo (thinking): This guy is REALLY starting to scare me!
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Lucky: CADPIG, DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Cadpig: I won't. But I will get Two-Tone to do it.

Lucky: Thanks, Cadpig! COOL! I wanna feel Two-Tone's warm breath on my face! So sexy! WOO!
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Rolly: Like, dude, this is so gnarly. I mean, like, we're moving!

Cadpig: OMG! Since when did Rolly learn to talk like a surfer dude?

Spot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Rolly: This is like so uncool, I mean, riding on this boat. I really gotta catch some waves and sun!
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Cadpig: My stomach is growling for more souls to devour!
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Lucky: Aww, man. This sucks. Friday night pizza really creeps up on ya! I really need some beano!
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Lucky: Rolly, the bad news is, you have a zit.

Rolly: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cadpig: Do I really look that fat?
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NEW RUNNING GAG!: Rolly talking like a surfer dude!

[ripsta]

Lol, nice ones. They're getting better.

[Belchic]

lol! AWESOME!

[kurtmanjp]

Thank you guys! Here are more:
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Lucky: Come on, Silver! Giddyap!

Rolly: I can't stand these darn CANADIANS ANYMORE!!!!
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Lucky: My turn to give Rolly the ol' enema treatment!

Spot: You are sick and twisted, you know that?
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Lucky: HOLY COW!

(They look into the sky and see a pink meteor)

Cadpig: There's only one thing we gotta do..........

Rolly: What?

Cadpig: Destroy Sephiroth.
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Cadpig: YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG CHICKEN!

(Mr.T barges in Cadpig's face)

Mr.T: CARE TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE, FOO!?!?!

Cadpig: Uuuuh.......no.............*gulp*
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Spot: In case you didn't know, there is a large avalanche of meatballs behind us!
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Cadpig (singing):
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and
witty and gay

And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today

I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl in
that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

Lucky: O.o; I'm outta here!
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Cadpig (thinking): Eww! Lt.Pug could at LEAST wash his filthy paws!
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Rolly: Dude, that is like, a TOTALLY AMAZING SIGHT!!!!

Lucky: I know. It sure is.
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Cadpig: Soul overload...........must regurgetate!

Spot: Not again............*sighs and gets a bucket*
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Annoying Announcer Guy: This is great! I've never seen such an INTENSE BATTLE OF TUG-O-WAR in my life, folks!!!
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(The phone rings)

Lucky: Okay, who's gonna answer it?

Rolly: Not me. It's gonna be another crappy Samara joke.

Cadpig: Or evil telemarketers........
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Cadpig: If anything happens, Rolly. I just what you to know that........I LOVE YOU!

(Cadpig bursts into tears and snuggles Rolly)
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[kurtmanjp]

I'm creating yet another batch out of pure inspiration Don't mind if I recycle some images for second captions:
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Scott Weiland (Singing in background):
Where ya going for tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it

Cruella: I hate my life! d**n you, Scott Weiland for salting my wounds!
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Mooch: Hey, Rolly. If you noted my abscence, I was busy becoming the mascot for Rebel Cereal.
Now you'll se my face whenever you go to the store.

Rolly: That is like, totally gnarly dude. I wish I had my face on a cereal box but i'm too busy catching waves and picking up hot chicks on Baywatch!

Mooch: Why are you talking like a surfer dude?

Rolly: I just started to after Cruella chopped my head off!

Mooch: O.o; But......you sure look alive to me!

(Cadpig pops in)

Cadpig (To Mooch): It's a long story.
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Cadpig: Hi, it's been a long time since i've seen you around!

Vendela DeVil: Yeah. Been years since my last visit. What has been going around?

Rolly: Like, all kinds of crazy stuff, dude! Cadpig has been like eating souls,Mooch had a baby and is now a teddy bear-cuddling cereal mascot,Wizzer cut his own private off,We befriended a piece of kibble named George who is now dead and Samara has been torturing us all this summer!

Vendela DeVil (Thinking): I knew I shouldn't have eaten that last slice of pizza before going to sleep! I must be dreaming!
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Cadpig: Ladies and gentlemen, we are NOT in Kansas anymore!
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Lucky: We’ve got another smoking umbrella left in the hallway.
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(Patch walks in)

Patch: Hi, guys. I was just wondering--WHA? EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

(Lucky sees Patch)

Lucky: It's not what it looks like, I swear!
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Mooch: And now it's time for cooking with Mooch Lagasse!



Mooch: Pick up this egg, put it in the pot. BAM! Let's kick it up another notch!
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Spot (singing):
I don't practice santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball.

Cadpig and Mooch (Singing as well):
I had a million dollars but i'd,
I'd spend it all.

Spot,Cadpig and Mooch (Singing in unison):
If I could find that heina and that sancho that she's found,
Well I'd pop a cap in sancho and I'd slap her down.

Cadpig: Is it just me or an I experiencing Deja Vu?
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Lucky: I am King Arthur of the Knights of the Round Table. God, will you lead me to the Holy Grail?
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Cadpig: Wheee! I'm a Klingon!

Leonard Nimoy (offscreen): You have no clue what a Klingon is, do you?
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Cadpig: I WILL HAVE YOUR SOUL FOR DINNER LIKE A PLUMP JUICY STEAK AND WASH IT DOWN WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!!!
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[Belchic]

Nice. For a second, I thought you were doing the Styx song, "Crystal Ball".

[kurtmanjp]

belchic said:

Nice. For a second, I thought you were doing the Styx song, "Crystal Ball".

Yeah. That's Sublime's "Santeria".

[Belchic]

Your screenshot captions are so cool!

[Two-Tone]

indeed

[kurtmanjp]

Okay. Here's some. Thanks, everyone:
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Mooch: Look over there, it's Thunderbolt!

(Lucky turns around)

Lucky: Where!?!?!

(Mooch storms off with Two-Tone)

Lucky: I hate it when people use Thunderbolt to decieve me!
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Lucky: Why is the grass blue?

Cadpig: Kentucky import.

Lucky: Why is the sky yellow?

Cadpig: Smog from nearby cities.

Lucky: Why are the clouds pink?

Cadpig: The sunset.

Lucky: Wow. You're a smart girl!
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Lucky: Oh, so you wanna play ostrich, huh???
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Lucky: Do not pass go, Do not collect 200 dollars!

Cadpig: You don't even LOOK like the monopoly guy!
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Lucky (Sniffling): Gimme back my Hawthorne Heights album, I need a good cry!

Rolly: Dude, that is like TOTALLY EMO! Not rad, man, not rad!
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Cadpig: Come on, Lucky, admit it. You slept with Two-Tone last night!

Lucky: Well, it was really cold and I needed some warmth.

Cadpig: Uh huh.
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Spot: Will Samara find us?

Rolly: SSSSH!
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(Everyone stares at an unseen, bizarre, foreign sight with shock)

Sgt. Tibbs: Hmmm. I've seen weirder things during the war days!
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Cadpig: If anyone has to go face Samara first, it might as well be me!

Rolly: Wow. She's really brave!
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Cadpig: Why, you are looking at the destroyer of planets, eater of souls, drinker of blood of the millions which she killed! ME!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Lucky: Woah, Cadpig! I had no idea you were a natural talent at playing a villain!
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Rolly: Do I have corn stuck in-between my teeth?
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Cadpig: This grocery store doesn't have souls. Nor does it have blood! I........I can't eat without my daily nutrition. I NEED LIFE FORCE AND I NEED IT NOW!!!!!!
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[Belchic]

lol

I think another running gag of yours should be: Lucky thinking Two-Tone is hot and sexy.

[Two-Tone]

*blinks*