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Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 12, 2006 0:49:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Sept 12, 2006 0:49:19 GMT -5 OMG! LMAO! That third to last one was just too much to ask for!
	Nice disguise.

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KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 12, 2006 17:17:46 GMT -5

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Post by kurtmanjp on Sept 12, 2006 17:17:46 GMT -5

Thank you again. Here's a whole new batch:
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Lucky: Pug, why did you just push me in?

Lt.Pug: Bark brigade swimming lessons, cadet!

Lucky: Well, Cadpig just did a no-no in there!
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Cadpig (Singing):
I'm on a mexican radio.
I'm on a Mexican - woah - radio
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Lucky: I'm just learning how to drive!

Spot: We're doomed!
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Spot: Look at all the terrible things Jetix has done to us!

Pups: *Gasp*
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Rolly: We are slime men. Fear us, respect us or DIE!!!!!
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Cadpig: Hop aboard to choo-choo train to a better tomorrow!
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Narrator: It came from the deep...........
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Cadpig: Oh no! I got a splinter!

(Daggett from Angry Beavers jumps into the cartoon as Muscular Beaver)

Muscular Beaver: The splinter strikes again, you say? Fear not, for I am MUSCULAR BEAVER WHOOSH!
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Cadpig: Oh no! Not Samara again!
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Mooch: Two-Tone, I have one question.

Two-Tone: What?

Mooch: Can I try on that necklace and beret you are wearing?

Two-Tone: Uuuuhhhh..........*Speechless*
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Lucky: Yes, Mother Nature, I am one with the trees!
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Rolly: This will probably recieve negative feedback but..........do I make a good Little Black Sambo?
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 12, 2006 17:31:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2006 17:31:34 GMT -5 nice ones

Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 13, 2006 1:24:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Sept 13, 2006 1:24:57 GMT -5 lol, I loved that Muscular Beaver one!
	Nice disguise.

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KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 13, 2006 17:51:05 GMT -5

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Post by kurtmanjp on Sept 13, 2006 17:51:05 GMT -5

Here we GO!:
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Narrator: Nappy time on Dearly Farm..........

(Lucky wakes up)

Lucky: Who the hell said that?
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Lucky (Peering in the window): Jenova..........

(We see a headless things with eyeballs on it's breasts)

Lucky: EWWW!
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Lucky: We gotta get rid of Samara once and for all!

Cadpig: What's your plan?

Lucky: Delete all Samara-related files on this computer.

Rolly: Good idea!
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Cadpig: Guys, don't fade on me now!

(Everyone collapses and Cadpig falls last. They have a dream about Laguna,Kiros and Ward)

(Lucky wakes up)

Lucky: I dreamnt I was a moron.

Cadpig: I dreamnt I was a black guy.

Rolly: I dreamnt that I was still fat!

Spot: I dreamnt that I was Two-Tone.........I really wish I could be her..........
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(Lucky clicks the tape recorder)

Mooch's voice on the recorder: Hi, i'm Mooch and this is my audio diary. I found an interest in cross-dressing, Two-Tone has the best fashion sense! Yesterday, I wore a bright pink leather vest and a bunch of glittery eye makeup. Wizzer and Dipstick seemed to shy away from me, I have no clue why, though.

(Lucky starts laughing hysterically)

Lucky (Wiping tears of laughter from his eyes): Oh, god! Looks like I picked up the wrong audio tape recorder journal! I should've gotten Cruella's instead to foil her plans!
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Cadpig (Singing): Dancin' to the music. I'm dancin' to the music. NEED MORE SOULS!!!!

Lucky: Why god? Why does she have more vocal range than I do!?!?
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Rolly: WOAH! You two just defied physics with that high five of yours! How did you do that?

Lucky and Cadpig (In unison): ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET!!!!
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Lucky: But I don't like my pancakes like this!
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(The classic American Beauty plastic bag music plays)

Cadpig: And this picnic blanket was just...dancing with me, like a little kid, begging me to play with. for minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this...entire life behind things...and this incredibly benevolent force...that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid...ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know, but it helps me remember. I need to remember. Sometimes there's so much...beauty...in the world. I feel Iike I can't take it...and my heart...
is just going to...cave in.

Rolly: It's stuck to my face!
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Spot: Oh, Cadpig. I love you SO MUCH!!!!

Rolly: Is she coming out of the closet?

Cadpig: Hate to break it to ya, Spot but i'm straight as an arrow.
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 13, 2006 17:54:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2006 17:54:25 GMT -5 lol I liked thouse your good Kurt

LoneWanderer Raiden Senior Member War... War never changes. Posts: 3,053	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 13, 2006 18:19:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LoneWanderer Raiden on Sept 13, 2006 18:19:40 GMT -5 Lol, nice ones, Kurt.
	"Regardless of what challenges may come up, take comfort in knowing that you'll never have to face them alone." Friends together, rock n' roll forever.

Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 13, 2006 19:33:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Sept 13, 2006 19:33:39 GMT -5 Yeah, those were hilarious.
	Nice disguise.

Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 13, 2006 19:34:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Sept 13, 2006 19:34:46 GMT -5 I think you can add two more running gags to your list: -Cadpig peeing in the ool, and -Samara.
	Nice disguise.

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KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 13, 2006 20:01:43 GMT -5

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belchic said:

I think you can add two more running gags to your list:
-Cadpig peeing in the ool,
and
-Samara.

Lol. Normally Wizzer would be the one to pee in the pool but his "Lorena Bobbitt suicide" kinda left him a little "short".

Two-Tone Administrator Yard Sales? I love Yard Sales! "You look cool in any color Lucky" Posts: 13,673	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 13, 2006 20:57:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Two-Tone on Sept 13, 2006 20:57:32 GMT -5 wow, well we can always count on Patch or Dipstick to take over
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Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 13, 2006 21:05:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Sept 13, 2006 21:05:21 GMT -5 Hmmm...101 Dalmatians is starting to get really f**ked up now. jk
	Nice disguise.

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KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 14, 2006 18:12:32 GMT -5

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Post by kurtmanjp on Sept 14, 2006 18:12:32 GMT -5

Some more:
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Rolly: What do you mean you're staying with us?

Spot: It's in my contract. I can't leave.

Lucky: Well that sucks.
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Cadpig: Yummy! Chipped beef on toast, my favorite!
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Lucky: I can't believe I just digested pond scum!
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Narrator: It was a sad, sad day on Dearly Farm. There wasn't a dry eye on the property. Our beloved piece of kibble, George, will live within everyone's hearts.

Rebecca: My heart breaks for George. He was a true friend to all of us.

Cadpig: He was so young when he died.

Mooch: He was always there for us.......*sob*..........A-and........he was the coolest guy i've ever met! *Breaks down*

Lucky: Oh,god.........I feel like i'm going to cry.............

Rolly: I'll miss you, George........bye bye..............
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Spot: Wizzer, can I please have some of your time for a survey?

Wizzer: I guess so.

Spot: Okay. Now, Wizzer. Question 1. Have you had any dumping problems besides your urinary issues?

(Wizzer looks embarassed and puts a bag over his head)

Wizzer: *Soft whimpering noises and sniffling*
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Lucky: Those beans were d**n GOOD!!!!
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Gogo (thinking): What in the world is this guy DOING!?!?!
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Two-Tone Administrator Yard Sales? I love Yard Sales! "You look cool in any color Lucky" Posts: 13,673	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 14, 2006 19:07:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Two-Tone on Sept 14, 2006 19:07:24 GMT -5 doesn't Rolly know chocolate = toxic for dogs?
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Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Sept 15, 2006 0:31:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Sept 15, 2006 0:31:24 GMT -5 Yeah, not bad.
	Nice disguise.