KurtmanJP's screenshot captions.

[kurtmanjp]

rover said:

kurtmanjp said:

...........*Is stunned*........*Does not know what to say*.........*Feels upset and fights back tears*.....I.......*Crawls in bed and sleeps stress off*.........
(What the hell is the matter with me?.......)

i was'nt trying to be nasty to you its just that is one of the only pics of mine that came out nearly the way i wanted. and im pretty fund of it. also that is not a cigarette its a joint.
thats why his eyes are red.

You can always make a separate art folder on your photobucket account so people avoid using it. I'm gonna post up another set of captions, just to numb the lingering emotional pain (Man, did that sound emo!):
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Cornelia: Oh, great. The mexicans are taking over again!

Rolly: I'll get the scubber!

Two-Tone: *sigh* Why do these people always have to be so racist?
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Cadpig: Touch my little pet and i'll shove your skull down your throat!

Rolly: Yipes!
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Perdita: Pongo, i'm worried about Cadpig recently.

Pongo: Why do you ask?

Perdita: Well, Cadpig is making very frightening death threats and eating souls. I went to her blog and read some stuff about wearing black trenchcoats and drinking blood.

Pongo: It's just a phase, don't let it bother you, honey.



Perdita: Actually, I find it something to worry about. What if she brings a gun to Bark Brigade class and--

Pongo: Don't even go there. You're being paranoid again.
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Lucky: I feel like i'm trapped in some sort of anime.

Cadpig: Cool, i'll get to meet some hot Bishonen guys!
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Perdita: Now, Lucky, I know this is hard for you but I want you to avoid talking to Cadpig.

Lucky: I think I know why. You've been missing out on 11 pages on this thread and now you just noticed it!

Perdita: Exactly how long has Cadpig been doing this drink your blood/eat your soul routine?

Lucky: For about a year.

Perdita: *Gasp* I'm a neglectful parent! WAAAAAAH!!!!!

(Perdita storms off in tears)
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Mooch (Being friendly): Hi, I was wondering if--

Cadpig: BEAT IT OR I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK!!!

(Mooch runs off crying)

Lucky: Woah. Was that really necessary?



Perdita: She just threatened to break someone's neck...and made him cry.......

Pongo: *Sigh* Like I said, Perdita, she'll grow out of it!
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Lucky (Watching the music video to Nina Hagen's "TV Glotzer (White Punks On Dope)": Heh.......this is kinda ironic.
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Lucky: YOU still owe me an apology, Spot!
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Lt.Pug: Follow the orders, cadet!

(Cadpig grabs Lt.Pug by the throat)

Cadpig: Breathe on me again and I will make you eat your own spinal cord. GOT IT!?!?!



Roger: I have bad news, guys! Cadpig was expelled from Bark Brigade class!

Perdita: This is terrible! I knew something was going on!

Pongo: We can understand Roger for once?

Perdita: No! Cadpig went crazy on Lt.Pug!

Pongo: Oh.
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[Belchic]

Holy! Please don't take Cadpig out of the main group! The main pups will not be the same without her! They need a girl in the group, they need someone to cheer them up when they're down, oh and Lucky needs someone to stand on in order to gain access to a higher location. She's cute and lovable, and I don't want any of the main pups to get singled out or broken apart!

[Belchic]

What was that whole black trench coat thing about?

[kurtmanjp]

The black trench coat is a goth thing. As for singling Cadpig out, I won't do that. There's been too much drama around here and I know i'm the cause of it. I'm just another stress attack waiting to happen with everyone accusing me of things and making me feel remorseful. I just go innocently about my business, hoping that my day would brighten up a little but it just gets darker and darker. Are my posts becoming offensive? Am I the one to blame? I feel like i'm becoming more and more disliked in general and I hate every bit of myself for causing it. I know this is a lengthy rant, but I must get my feelings out.

[Belchic]

Geez! I'm sorry to hear what you're going through. That's kind of like me; I've pretty much got bad luck written all over me!

[kurtmanjp]

It's okay. I just don't want this thread going anymore downhill with the drama. I'm just a very hypersensitive and emotionally fragile guy. Sometimes to a fault. Well, let's get on with more captions:
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Lucky: Hey, Mooch. Guess what!

Mooch: What?

Lucky: THAT'S WHAT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! But really, guess what!

Mooch: What?

Lucky: THAT'S WHAT!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mooch: Grr. Stop imitating Brak!

Lucky: Come on, now. Seriously, guess what!

Mooch (Now pissed): WHAT!?!?!?

Lucky: CHICKEN BUTT!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Mooch: How DARE you make fun of Spot's butt! *pounces on Lucky*
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Random Dalmatian: Welcome to da hood, homie!

Two-Tone (Offscreen): You know, these racist captions make me truly sad.
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Dipstick (Monotone): Wow, i'm levatating. Whatever......*Goes back to sleep*
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Cadpig: *Is hypnotized by Home Shopping Network*

Lucky: All the better to take a nap.
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Rolly (offscreen): That just doesn't look right.

Cadpig: Come on, Rolly. You do it sometimes, don't you?

Rolly: ACK! Please keep this thing G-rated!
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Lucky: Okay. Who's idea was it to build an indoor outhouse in the barn?
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Rolly: Go away, I don't like dogs of other species!

Blaze (Hurt): Oh. Okay. I can take a hint. *Sniff* I know when i'm not wanted!

(Blaze leaves with salty tears rolling down his cheeks)

Lucky: That wasn't very nice!

Two-Tone (Offscreen): THAT DOES IT! I'm gonna do something about these racist captions RIGHT NOW!!!



Rolly: Where's Blaze?

Cadpig: Why are you searching for Blaze, Rolly?

Rolly: I got really upset and said a mean thing to him that made him cry. I want to apologize to him.



(Blaze is laying inside of the chest crying)

Rolly: Listen, Blaze. I'm really sorry and I didn't mean to make you cry.

Blaze (Wiping his eyes): *Sniff* I'm sorry for getting so emotional.

(GROUP HUG!!!!!!111)
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Two-Tone: I can't believe the racism in this world! Something must be done!

Mooch: I know what you mean! Everyone makes fun of Spot and I!

Two-Tone: I wasn't talking about THAT kind of racism, you know.
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Rolly: Look at me, i'm from The Nightmare Before Christmas!
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Cadpig: This haircut sucks, i'm getting my lawyer!
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lol cool your good at this

[Belchic]

kurtmanjp said:

Two-Tone: I can't believe the racism in this world! Something must be done!

Mooch: I know what you mean! Everyone makes fun of Spot and I!

Two-Tone: I wasn't talking about THAT kind of racism, you know.

For a second, I thought you were talking about Two-Tone when you said "Spot and I". I thought you were referring to everyone making fun of Two-Tone because she's fat. Anyway, good job.

[kurtmanjp]

Well........are you ready for more?
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Lucky (Mock Scottish accent): Stop making fun of my scottish accent or i'll herd sheep into your house!

Mooch: What in the world?



Mooch (Mock Scottish accent): Stop making fun of my scottish accent or i'll replace your toilet paper with poison ivy!

Two-Tone: Don't worry. I won't!



Cadpig (Mock Scottish accent): Stop making fun of my scottish accent or i'll behead your lawn gnomes!

Swamp Rat: No! Not the lawn gnomes! They're my babies!



Rolly (Mock Scottish accent): Stop making fun of my scottish accent of i'll suffocate you with bagpipes!

Blaze: Yes, sir!



Patch (Mock Scottish accent): Stop making fun of my scottish accent or i'll make fun of YOUR scottish accent!

Cadpig (Offscreen): OMFG! Patch stole the show yet again!



Two-Tone (Mock Scottish accent): Stop making fun of my scottish accent or i'll lock you in a gay bar with Richard Simmons!



Wizzer (Mock Scottish accent): Stop making fun of my scottish accent or i'll sit on your lunch box!

Two-Tone: Eww! I don't want butt-germs on my lunch!



Tripod (Mock Scottish accent): Stop making fun of my scottish accent or i'll throw you in the rattlesnake pit!



Dipstick (Sadly): Gosh, I sure wish I could talk in a fake scottish accent like everyone else around here.
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Wizzer: Two-Tone, I have a really embarassing secret. Please, tell no one.

Two-Tone: Why are you asking me and not Mooch?

Wizzer: Mooch will just laugh at me........

Two-Tone: Okay. What is it?

Wizzer: *whisper whisper*

Two-Tone: WOAH! You secretly wanted to be born a girl,like wearing makeup and you play with barbies!?!?!

Wizzer: Ssssh! Not so loud!

Lucky (Overhearing): Hey, everyone! WIZZER WISHES HE WAS A GIRL!!!

(Everyone bursts into laughter)

Wizzer (Crying): JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

(Wizzer runs to his room sobbing uncontrollably)

Lucky: Hey, Wizzer, your eyeliner is running!
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Lucky: Looks like he's dead. No, he's just a deep sleeper.

Rolly: If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?

Blaze (Wakes up): Playin' dead. And from what I heard, doin' a d**n good job of it, too.
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Lucky (singing):
This brownie is yummy!
It's the greatest brownie known to man!
It's chewy, it's nutty, this brownie's really good!
Don't offer me a macaroon, my brownie suits me fine!
There's frosting on the top, and best of all it's mine!

Cadpig, Rolly, Patch and Wizzer: Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie!

Lucky (Singing): Okay. I shimmer electric! I'm a one-man marching brownie band.
I love it! My brownie! And my brownie loves me, too!
It's smooth, it's sweet, it's chocolaty. It forms a perfect square.
And the bestest part of all, is I don't have to share.

Cadpig, Rolly, Patch and Wizzer: He doesn't have to share!

Lucky: And the bestest part of all is I don't have to share!

Cadpig: Eat the brownie!

Rolly: Eat the brownie!

Patch: Eat the brownie!

Wizzer: Eat the brownie!

Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly, Patch & Wizzer: Yeah!
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Cookies to anyone who gets the "Playing dead" and "Brownie song" references.

New running gags:
-Two-Tone being anti-racism
and
-Stop making fun of my scottish accent or i'll............

[Deleted]

thouse where good man real good

[Belchic]

lol

[kurtmanjp]

More screenshot captions, hot from the microwave!:
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Cadpig: Grrrrr! I'm gonna eat your soul!

Lucky: How much can I pay you not to?
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Scorch: Sorry that I messed up your plumbing, man.

Lucky: Don't worry about it.
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Cadpig: Seriously, go lose some weight, you look like the good year blimp!
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Lucky: Guys, why is my tail cold all of a sudden?



Rolly: Lucky fell asleep in the freezer again!

Cadpig and Spot: HAHAHAHAHA!



Mooch: Hehehehe! I can't believe he has an ice cube stuck to his tail!
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Lucky: Hi, ma! I'm having a great time at the Rock Star Mansion!
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Lucky: I feel so sad that I could just cry myself to sleep.



(Lucky walks in and collapses on the floor and a few tears run down his face)

Lucky: Life's not fair! Life's not fair! Life's not fair! *Cries his heart out*

Cadpig: Oh, great. Here comes Lucky with his whole emo kid routine again.
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Lucky: Look at me, i'm Gene Simmons!
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Scorch: I fixed your closet door. It should be on track now.

Cadpig: Wow! That Scorch is one smart repair ferret, he can fix things just by using knives and forks!
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Two-Tone (Hopping up and down): EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolly (To Cadpig, offscreen): I think she forgot her ritalin this morning.
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[AllNewFor2007X]

Funny stuff. I must these are all funny except the Wizzer's sexuality ones. I really enjoy these.


Et tu, Martin?

[Belchic]

Yeah, funny stuff, man. I'll be starting my new photobucket shortly.

[kurtmanjp]

BTW, the answer to the playing dead caption was a quote from The Lost Boys and the brownie one is a song from the anti-weed comedy/musical Reefer Madness. On with more!:
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Cadpig: Ummmm, Why is my breast censored with the letters KU?

Kuzco: You're a naughty naughty girl, Cadpig!
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Lucky: I am trash digger. Fear me, respect me, OR DIE!!!!

Cadpig: Get outta the trash, Lucky, you look like a bum!
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Cadpig: Oh, great, not another Scooby Doo chase scene with the multiple doors and the hallway again!
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Cadpig: Those psychopathic ice cream cartons sure are fun kills!

Spot: I think I gained a few levels just by beating a few.
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Two-Tone (After running over Spot with a steamroller): Oops! I missed a spot!

(Two-Tone starts backing up and runs over Spot again)
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Lucky: The sunset.......kinda funny.....makes me think of all the good times we've had.

Cadpig: Yeah.

Rolly: Stop it, guys! You're gonna make me cry talking like that!

Cadpig: Rolly is right. We'll be together forever!

Lucky, Rolly and Cadpig: CAUSE WE ARE THE 3 MUSKETEERS! FEAR US, RESPECT US OR DIE!!!
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Wizzer: What's the matter, Dipstick? You look sad.

Dipstick: I'm perfectly happy. Now leave me alone!

Wizzer: Your actions aren't telling me that. I know, a happy song will cheer you up!

Dipstick: Don't you even think--

Wizzer (Singing):
Cheer up, Charlie--

Dipstick: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! My name is NOT Charlie and I hate that song!

Wizzer: Oooooh! Someone needs an attitude adjustment!
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Lucky: I hope she doesn't mind me taking a number 2 on the seat. Is the coast clear.

Cadpig: Crystal.

Lucky: Good. Cause I REALLY gotta go!



Lucky: Does anyone know where the toilet paper is?

Cadpig: This is SO gross! *Barfs*
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Wizzer: Everyone's been laughing at me and calling me a f*g over that one incident. Lemme guess, you're here to laugh at me, too?

(Spot grows sympathetic and knees down to Wizzer and puts her wing on his head)

Spot: Let me tell you something, Wizzer. There's nothing wrong with being who you are. Don't listen to them and follow your own heart. There's nothing wrong with being uhhh....a feminine guy.

Wizzer: Gee, thanks Spot! That really means a lot to me!

(Wizzer hugs Spot)

Spot: Believe me, all the chickens tease me for thinking i'm a dog.
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Spot: I hope no one mistakes up for cookie dough slices!
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Rolly: *Giggles like the Pillsbury Dough Boy*
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