Okay. Here's another set:
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Rolly:
Did you see any action? Did you make any friends?
Lucky:
Would you like some affection? Before I leave again.
Cadpig:
I've been walking behind you, since you've been able to see.
Spot:
There's never been any reason, for you to think about me.
Rolly:
Did you have any bad dreams, did you break any glass?
Lucky:
Would you be my companion, is there even a chance?
Cadpig:
You've been talking in circles, since I've been able to cry.
Spot:
There's never been any reason, for ever telling me why, yea, yea.
Rolly,Lucky,Cadpig and Spot (In unison):
Save my life, I'm going down for the last time.
Woman with the sweet lov'in, better than a white line.
Bring a good feeling ain't had in such a long time.
Save my life, I'm going down for the last time.
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Lucky: Too bad we don't have a trenchcoat.
Cadpig: Too bad it isn't black.
Rolly: I'm hungry.
Lucky & Cadpig: WHAT ELSE IS NEW???
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Cadpig: Hello, audience of millions of viewers. I'm Cadpig, your host.
Lucky: What in the world is going on here???
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Rolly: You blabbing old fart! Do you tell every single fool who comes here my measurements!?
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(Lucky, Rolly and Cadpig are walking through the barn and an alarm goes off)
Lucky: Yikes! What's that!?
Rolly: We...we're going to die!
Cadpig: Stop cowering! Men are such cowards! It's nothing!
Lucky: That...that's true.
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(Cadpig stomps on Rolly's foot)
Rolly: Ow! That hurt!
Cadpig (Sarcastic): Oops! Sorry, did I do that?
Rolly: MEANIE! *Sniff* I'm telling mommy on you!
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Cadpig: Yeah, we just thought we'd drop in!
Rolly: Where's your icebox?
Lucky: Where's the punch?
Spot: Eww, house-a-tosis!
(They party and music starts up)
Who's to blame when parties really get out of hand?
Who's to blame when they get poorly planned?
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooo--oooooo...
Crashers get bombed, slobs make a mess
Ya know sometimes they'll even ruin your wife's dress
Crashers gettin' bombed. (Who's to blame?)
Can you pull it back in line?
Can you salvage it in time?
What can you do to save a party?
Parcheesi? Charades? A spur-of-the-moment
Scavenger hunt, or Queen of the Nile? (Wooooh!)
Who turned out the lights? (Wooooh!)
Bombed, crashers gettin' bombed
Crasher's gettin' bombed, bombed, bombed, bombed, well who's to blame?
Who's to blame when situations degenerate?
Disgusting things you'd never anticipate
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo--ooooooo...
People get sick, they play the wrong games
Ya know, it can ruin your name!
Crashers gettin' bombed. (Who's to blame?)
Can you pull it back in line?
Can you salvage it in time?
Woooooh!
It shouldn't be difficult!
Try not to condemn!
O.K. who ordered pizza?
I'll be tactful when making the rounds
Be tactful when making the rounds
and maybe you can save a party....
Party gone out of bounds!
Gone out of bounds!
Party gone out of bounds!
Gone out of bounds!
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Lucky: Come on, Rolly. Don't be a chicken!
Announcer: PEER PRESSURE! What do you do in this situation?
Cadpig: Shut up, you stupid educational video narrator guy!
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Rolly: This is the final battle.
Cadpig: We're fully equipped with our strongest armor, weapons and abilities!
Lucky: Okay, Jetix. TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER!!!!
Cadpig: Quick, Lucky. We'll use our trenchcoat nudist colony flasher attack to permanently blind Jetix!
(A trenchcoat appears out of nowhere)
(Lucky jumps up and they perform the attack by opening up the trenchcoat and flashing Jetix)
Jetix: I'M BLIND!!!! NO!!!!!!
(Rolly uses Blue Magic)
Rolly: Firebreath! *Burns Jetix*
Jetix: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucky: Yes! My limit gague is full! Now I can use my ultimate attack! HORSESHOE APOCALYPSE!!!!
(A door from space opens up, unleashing billions of horseshoe spots that slam into Jetix and cause 9999 damage)
Jetix: IT HURTS AND STINGS!!!!! *Dies*
(Everyone cheers)
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