KurtmanJP's screenshot captions.

[kurtmanjp]

Here is another set:
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Dipstick: Hi, Wizzer.

Wizzer: Hey, Dipstick.

(Long pause before Wizzer slaps Dipstick on the butt with his paw and kisses him on the muzzle)

Dipstick (In shock): Did you just do what I just thought you did?

Wizzer: No. I think you've stayed up too much. You must be dreaming again.

Dipstick: YOU LIE!!!!



Dipstick: And so, Wizzer slapped my butt and kissed me on the lips. That's sexual assault!

Lucky: Thank you, Dipstick. Now let's see what Wizzer has to say.



Wizzer: Your honor, Dipstick has been taking too many hallucinatory drugs lately that keep him awake at night.

Dipstick: What proof do you have?

Wizzer: Uuuuh........

Lucky: Well........

(Wizzer grabs some tissues and bursts into tears, rivers of mascara streaking down his cheeks)

Lucky: There you have it folks, Wizzer is guilty! Case closed!

Wizzer (Sobbing): I'm so sorry, Dipstick!
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(Rolly starts playing the trumpet and a bee flies in it)

Rolly (Seeing the bee fly in): HOLY CRAP!!!!

(Rolly throws the trumpet to the ground and runs off screaming)
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Cadpig: Come on, Wizzer. Come on out!

Wizzer (Hiding inside the birdbath): No! *sniff* GO AWAY! Leave me alone! *cries*

Rolly: Poor kid. Wasn't that a bit harsh, Cadpig?
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Lucky: I am choco-puppy! Fear me, respect me, OR DIE!!!!
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(Lucky opens the door and closes it)

Lucky: I think I know what Spot and Mooch are doing in there.......
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Cadpig: If we plan on being a nudist colony then we must build a glass house!

Rolly: Come on, Cadpig. I'm tired. Can't this wait till tomorrow?
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Rolly: This is gonna be one angsty nudist colony flick!

Lucky: *snickers*

Rolly: Shut up, Lucky. You're ruining the atmosphere of it all!
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(Spot walks in on the pups)

Spot: WOAH! There goes the neighborhood!

Two-Tone: I thought I complained about these racist captions! *Runs over Spot with a steamroller*

Spot: It hurts and stings!
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(Cadpig and Rolly watch as Two-Tone chases Spot with a steamroller)

Two-Tone: CHICKEN POT PIE!!!!
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Lucky, Cadpig and Spot: *Gasp*

Rolly: I lost a ton of weight with the Karen Carpenter diet plan!

Lucky: I think i'm gonna puke!
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[Two-Tone]

lol

[Belchic]

lol!

[kurtmanjp]

Thanks, everyone! I'm a mean, green, captioning machine!:
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Lucky: So Two-Tone, i'm conducting a job survey and I was wondering your strengths.

Two-Tone: Well.......i'm very good at driving a steamroller and flattening Spot.

Lucky: Go on.......

Two-Tone: I'm the cutest girl dalmatian in the world and i'm very much against racism!

Lucky: There ya have it, folks!
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Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly: We're the nudist colony pillar! Fear us, respect us, OR DIE!!!!!
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Rolly: CHERRY KING!

Cadpig: BANANA QUEEN!

Lucky: BLUEBERRY KING!

Wizzer (Offscreen on pink airplane): STRAWBERRY GEORGE MICHAEL QUEEN!

Lucky, Rolly and Cadpig: EWWW!!!!!!! WHAM SUCKS!!!!

Wizzer: NO IT DOESN'T!!!
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Rolly: That..........was the GROSSEST OUTHOUSE I HAVE EVER BEEN IN!!!!
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Spot: I hate this totem stuff! I'm gonna go play with Mooch!

(The totem topples and they all fall)

Two-Tone (Entering, sees Spot): I really wish my steamroller could fit through the door........
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Lucky: Why is the couch made out of legos?
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Spot: Snap outta it!!!

(A hypnotized Two-Tone drives by on a steamroller and runs over Spot)

Two-Tone: *Dreamy sigh* I love this place..........
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(The FF9 Plant Spiders chase theme plays in the background)

Lucky: Quick! We gotta save Princess Garnet!

Rebecca: There's only a matter of time until Queen Barhne executes her!

Spot: Wait for me!

(Two-Tone runs over Spot with a steamroller again)



Lucky: Don't tell me we're lost again!

Rolly: Funny. We seem to have wound up in The Evil Forest.

Lucky: WE GOTTA GET TO ALEXANDRIA!!!



Lucky: Step on it, Tripod! It's only a matter of time!

Tripod: Chill out! I'm going as fast as I can!



All the pups (In unison): Ooooooh! Wide screen TV!

Rebecca: This is not the time!

Lucky: But i'm gonna miss Thunderbolt!
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Mooch: I am HELLHOUND! Fear me, respect me, OR DIE!!!!!
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[Belchic]

lol! I loved the nudist colony pillar one and the one with the airplanes, and nice FF9 references. Keep up the good work...seriously!

[kurtmanjp]

Thank you! More on the way:
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Dipstick: It's so easy.

Wizzer: Happy go lucky.

Mooch: We are the wad of dough.

All 3: We didn't eat QQQQSSSS.......I!
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Dipstick: So, how are you guys gonna spend your day?

Mooch: I'm gonna give Spot some piggyback rides!

Wizzer: I'm gonna crank up my Wham! and Bronski Beat albums up to full volume and put on makeup and eye shadow!

Two-Tone: I'm gonna run over Spot a few times with my trusty steamroller!

Mooch: HEY! That's my girlfriend you're talking about!
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Lucky: You look really sexy tonight!

Two-Tone: So do you, my little pumpkin boy! *Cuddles Lucky*
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Cadpig: Nippon Q Queue. DOG!

Rolly: Ash Gala Wonderful!

Lucky: Easy Rider, Salad, The Mall!

All: WHO DONG HIDE! LABEL GOO GOO GOO GOO PASS PASS PASS PASS.........

Two-Tone: OHIO!!!!!!

Everyone else: And everybody say........YATTA!!!
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Fluffy: I am a goth rock star! Fear me, respect me, or FEED ME A JELLY DONUT!!!!

Cadpig: Lol! Fluffy always did strike me as a goth!
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(Spot looks at herself)

Spot (Furious): TWOOOOOOO-TOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mooch: I have a confession to make, i'm phobic about psychopathic ice cream cartons!



Lucky: Funny....I have the feeling something is watching us!



Mooch (Panicking): OMG! Ewww! EWW!! EWW!! EWW!! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Shoo it away cause it's GONNA KILL YOU!!!
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Rolly: I knew we shouldn't have taken that wrong turn at Mexico!
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Spot: I have dreams, too you know!

(Two-Tone runs over Spot with the steamroller)

Two-Tone: And I the ambition of roadkilling them with my steamroller!

Spot: Ouch my pride!
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Two-Tone: Hey Mooch, there's a psychopathic ice cream carton behind you!

Mooch (Terrified): WHERE??? EEEEEEEK!!!!! *Jumps into Spot's arms like Scooby Doo*
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For those who don't get the Yatta reference, here's the video:
www.verylowsodium.com/fanimutation/exuberance

[Two-Tone]

lmao

where did you find that plushie at?

[kurtmanjp]

twotonedearly said:

lmao

where did you find that plushie at?

I found it on an image search cause I couldn't find too many pictures of Fluffy and I wanted to include him in a caption.

[Belchic]

Good ones.

[kurtmanjp]

Thanks, everyone. We're gonna rock these captions!:
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Spot (Singing):
I don't practice santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball.
I had a million dollars but
I.......I'd spend it all--

(Two-Tone comes in and runs over Spot with her steamroller)

Two-Tone (Singing):
If I could find that chicken and that sheepdog that she found,
I'd run that chicken over and knock Mooch out!

(Two-Tone jumps off the steamroller and decks Mooch in the muzzle with so much force that he gets knocked unconcious)

Cadpig: Well, I just wasted a good few minutes of my life watching this junk.

(Cadpig leaves)
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Cadpig: Jesus Christ! I can't believe that Michael Jackson is TOUCHING me!!! EWWW!!!! *Vomits*
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Lucky: So Two-Tone, what's your idea of a first date?

Two-Tone: Well..........it involves a chicken and a steamroller.

Lucky (Smugly): I think I know where this is going........

(They both hop up on the steamroller)
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Patch: Is this the BPS message board?

A bunch of tearful, neglected pups with BPS: Yes.........WE'RE SO LONELY!!!!

(They all start crying)

Patch (Glumly): *Sigh* I think i'll fit right in.......
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Two-Tone: Weird. Why do I feel all pixelated all of a sudden?
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Two-Tone: Dipstick, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Dipstick: How should I know? Ask Rolly!
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Rolly: But I really gotta go!

Cruella: NO! NOT ON MY SHOES!!!!

(Rolly takes a dump on Cruella's leg)

Cruella: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Echoes through the whole city*
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Lucky: I........I might die from pneumonia!

Cadpig: *Gasp* He might die from pneumonia! SUSPENSE MUSIC! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter!

Lucky: Oh, great. There you go with that again!
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Lucky: Old man Smither's yard.......once you come in, you never come out........

Rolly: But we gotta get our ball back!

Cadpig: This has got to be one of the most retarded cliches ever. I'm gonna go back to the barn.......

(Cadpig heads back)
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Cadpig: Well, dye my hair yellow and call me Scrambled Eggs! *Tries flipping Nanny the bird*

Nanny: She's so cute when she tells you to screw off!
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Tall Guy: Wazzup, homie? Is this the basketball game?

Lucky: No. NOW GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!

Cadpig: Yeah, GO BACK TO AFRICA!!!!!

Rolly: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BASKETBALL COURT TO YOU!?!?!

Tall Guy: Geez, who knew such cute puppies had bad attitudes?
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Lucky: Allow me to handle this!

(Lucky's eyes glow red and he fires energy beams from them that make the lock explode)

Two-Tone: *Dreamy sigh* He has the prettiest blue and deadliest red eyes in the world.........
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[Deleted]

lol I like sublim(that one song you talked about)

[kurtmanjp]

slayer said:

lol I like sublim(that one song you talked about)

That's "Santeria" by Sublime. Many of my classmates seem to love that song for whatever reason. I really like it, too.

[Deleted]

oh BTW I love the hole Two-tone driving the steamroller on spot lol thats good....your real good at this

[Belchic]

You so rock at this.

[kurtmanjp]

Belchic's one about Lucky's crotch gave me an idea. And here are more captions:
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Lucky (singing):
Now everybody, have you heard, if you're in the game
Then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, Don't take no style
Gotta thirst for killin', Grab your vial and

Put your right hand out, give a firm handshake
Talk to me about that one big break
Spread your Ear Pollution, both far and wide
Keep your contributions by your side and

Stroke Me, Stroke Me
Could be a winner boy you move mighty well
Stroke Me, Stroke Me, (Stroke), Stroke Me, Stroke Me
You got your number down, Stroke Me, Stroke Me
Say you're a winner but man, you're just a sinner now
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Rolly: Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
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(A UFO flies ahead)

Lucky: Uh oh! Duty calls!

(Lucky chases the UFO, firing eye beams at it)
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Spot: All of you don't know what it's like for Mooch and I! Every last one of you is an insensitive, selfish jerk. Especially you, Two-Tone!

Two-Tone: HOW DARE YOU!!!

(Two-Tone hops onto her steamroller and Mooch jumps in front of Spot)

Mooch: You'll have to go through ME first!

Two-Tone: With pleasure.........

Rolly: Man, are things gonna look ugly!
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Dipstick: Those were the good old days when we used to play kick the can. It sure hurt our feet but heck, what did we know back then?
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DJ: Shake yo booty cause it's DISCO TIME!!!!!!
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Two-Tone: I'm gonna go add some flamethrowers to my steamroller. Wanna come to the hardware store with me?

Cadpig: Two-Tone, I don't think the hardware store sells flamethrowers!
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Vendella DeVil: I'm here to give Wizzer a makeover.

Rolly: He's right this way, follow me!



Dipstick: Hey, Wizzer. I think someone's here to see you.

Wizzer: Oh. *Turns around and sees Vendella*

Vendella DeVil: Are you ready for your makeover?

Wizzer: Hell yeah!

Vendella DeVil: This way, please...........



Vendella DeVil: So, do you like it?

Wizzer: Like it? I LOVE IT!!!! I love is so much that in fact, I think i'm gonna sing!

Wizzer (Singing):
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty and gay,
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me today.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming--
It’s alarming how charming I feel,
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
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Wizzer: Don't hate me cause i'm beautiful and wear more makeup than you do!
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Lucky: I feel like a sattellite dish. *Starts weeping softly and tears drip on his cone*

Cadpig: Awww, does emo kid need his zoloft again?
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