KurtmanJP's screenshot captions.

[Belchic]

lol, I assume that first one is what I inspired?

[kurtmanjp]

belchic said:

lol, I assume that first one is what I inspired?

Yep. That one particular picture of Lucky could pass as a subliminal message (You know what I mean *wink wink*).

[Belchic]

I guess I have some definitions to look up.

[kurtmanjp]

And here we have even more:
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Spot (singing):
You are my Moochie,
My only Moochie.
You make me happy
When skies are grey.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take my Moochie away.

(Mooch and Spot burst into hysterical tears as they hug)



Cadpig: They're just too cute!!!

Lucky: I wish I had my camera......
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Rolly: I gotta go tee-wee!

Lucky: Oh, no..........

Cadpig: When we're ALL locked together in this cage? GROSS!
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Rolly: Must......resist.......urge to..........EAT BOOT! GAH! I think i'm catching Lucky's pica!

Cadpig: Is pica contageous?
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Spot: HOW DARE YOU GO TEE-WEE ON MOOCH AND I'S WEDDING RING!!!!

Rolly: I think i'm becoming like ex-Wizzer!
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Lucky: STOP STANDING ON MY HEAD!!!! *Fires lasers from his eyes at Cadpig*

Cadpig: Oooooh! Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!
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Rolly: Lucky, Cadpig, can I have any quarters? I just used my last one on this ride!
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Two-Tone: What the hell? You two should be flattened by now!

(Cut to Spot and Mooch who are wearing steamroller-proof vests)

Mooch: Ummmmm........I don't think so......

Spot: Steamroller-proof vests. Gotta love them!

Two-Tone: Crap! If I could gain some trust in Tac, then maybe i'll find a way to break you guys!
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Lucky: I am commander knight! Fear me, respect me, OR DIE!!!!
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Tripod: I'm coming outta a koala bear's a$$. Fear me, respect me, OR DIE!!!!
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Captain: Okay, which one of you keeps stealing my underwear???

Lucky: Explain it to him, Cadpig.

Cadpig: Well.......I........uh........
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Kuzco: LOOK AT THE SHAPE OF HER HEAD! LOLZ!!!!1111

Cadpig: Oh, Kuzco. Why do you mock me so!?!?!
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[Belchic]

lol! And I just got some ideas.

[Belchic]

I hope you keep doing some good ones.

[kurtmanjp]

belchic said:

I hope you keep doing some good ones.

Okay. I will.

[kurtmanjp]

Alright. When you wish upon a star, THE MORE CAPTIONS YOU'LL GET!!!!:
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Cadpig: Someday.......that Kuzco is gonna get what's coming to him.......he will......he will.......*Whips out chainsaw*

Kuzco (Offscreen): Woah, are you threatening me?
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Rolly (Hissy fit): NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I WANT MY CANDY BAR!!!! WAAAAAH!!!!

Lucky: How many food items are you gonna smash if you don't?

Rolly: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!
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Spot (Mock scottish accent): Stop making fun of my scottish accent or i'll tell your parents the coconut bra story!

Rolly: NOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT INCIDENT!!!!
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Spot: I don't want Mooch to see me like this!

Lucky: Why?

Spot: He'll think i'm cheating on him and feel depressed for weeks!
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Lucky, Rolly and Cadpig: We are highly educated genetic misfits! Fear us, respect us, OR DIE!!!
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(Rolly faints)

Cadpig: I think he had a little too much to drink.
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Cadpig: Woah! I had no clue Ipsen's castle was so confusing!
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Rolly: Lucky, what's wrong? Why do you have tears in your eyes?

Cadpig: He's just being emo again. Let's ignore him and look at these pretty flowers.
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Dipstick (Watching the infamous shower scene from Psycho): I can't watch!

(Dipstick shuts his eyes and turns away)
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Spot: How many times have you given me piggyback rides?

Mooch: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!! How many times have you kissed me?

Spot: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!
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Kuzco: LOLZ! Look at the little runt with the football-shaped head. Hey, runt, are you auditioning for Hey Arnold???

Cadpig (Crazy): Must.......resist......urge.....TO DECAPITATE KUZCO!!!!
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Cadpig: My bum is on this chicky! My bum is on the chicky!

Rolly: Hey, guys, how many quarters have I used for this ride?

Lucky & Cadpig (In unison): OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!
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Thanks for inspiring me, Belchic!

[Belchic]

lmao, welcome

[kurtmanjp]

Okay.......some Frank Zappa references ahead:
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Lucky:
Don't you be tarot-fied
It's just a token
Of my extreme
Don't you be tarot-fied
It's just a token
Of my extreme

Don't you never try to
Look behind my eyes
You don't wanna know
What they have seen
Don't you never try to
Look behind my eyes
You don't wanna know
What they have seen



Lucky (Thinking to himself):
Some people think
That if they go too far
They'll never get back
To where the rest of
Them are
I might be crazy
But there's one thing
I know
You might be surprised
At what you find
When ya go!



Lucky:
Oh oh oh
Mystical advisor
What is my problem,
Tell me
Can you see?



Cadpig:
Well, you have nothing
To fear, my son!
You are a latent
Appliance fetishist,
It appears to me!



Lucky:
That all seems very,
Very strange
I never craved
A toaster
Or a color t.v.



Cadpig:
A latent appliance
Fetishist
Is a person who
Refuses to admit
To his or herself
That sexual
Gratification can
Only be achieved
Through the use of
Machines...
Get the picture?



Lucky:
Are you telling me
I should come out
Of the closet now
Cadpig?

Cadpig:
No, my son!
You must go into
The closet

Lucky:
What?

Cadpig:
And you will have

Lucky:
Heh?

Cadpig:
Hey!
A lot of fun!



Cadpig:
Thats where
They all live
So if you want an
Appliance to love you
Youll have to
Go in there
n get you one

Lucky:
Well...that seems
Simple enough...

Cadpig:
Yes, but if you want a
Really good one,
Youll have to learn a
Foreign language...

Lucky:
German, for instance?

Cadpig:
Thats right...
A lot of really cute
Ones come from
Over there!
50 bucks, please!
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Cadpig (Mock scottish accent): Stop making fun of my scottish accent or i'll shove haggas down your pants!

Lucky: But I don't even WEAR pants!
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Rolly: Hey, Mooch. There's a psychopathic ice cream carton behind you!

Mooch: I'm too smart to fall for that old trick!

Rolly: No, really. I'm serious!

(Mooch turns around and sees one)



Mooch (Hyperventilating): Oh my god! Oh my god! OH MY GOD! GETITAWAYGETITAWAYGETITAWAY!!!!! Please DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!! *whimpers softly,turns pale and starts shaking uncontrollably*
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Lucky: Hey, guys. Like my new halloween costume?
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[Belchic]

Sorry, not much of a Frank Zappa fan.

[kurtmanjp]

Let's go up in a BANG with some of these fireworks!:
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Rolly: Hey, Mooch. Let's play a memory game.

Mooch: Yeah! A hen!

Rolly:
A hen
2 ducks

Mooch:
A hen
2 ducks
3 squawking geese

Rolly:
A hen
2 ducks
3 squawking geese
4 limerick oysters

Mooch:
A hen
2 ducks
3 squawking geese
4 limerick oysters
5 corpulant porpoises

Rolly:
A hen
2 ducks
3 squawking geese
4 limerick oysters
5 corpulant porpoises
6 pairs of Don Alverzo's tweezers

Mooch:
A hen
2 ducks
3 squawking geese
4 limerick oysters
5 corpulant porpoises
6 pairs of Don Alverzo's tweezers
OVER NINE-THOUSAND macedonians in full battle array!!!!!!

(They both collapse giggling)

Rolly: I have an idea! Let's skip the brass monkies and old men on rollerskates and get to the GOOD PART!

Mooch: Hell yeah!

Both:
OVER NINE-THOUSAND lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, all at the same time!!!!!!
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Cadpig: Awwww, Wizzer looks so cute when he kisses Tripod and gets punched in the muzzle for it!

Rolly: I'd do the same thing if he tried kissing me!
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Pongo: Sorry, but those Dashboard Confessional albums REALLY need to go, Lucky!

Lucky: Nooooo! *Walks away weeping softly* I need my emo to wake me up in the morning!
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Cadpig: Hey, Ed Pig! Check out my pwr lvl!!!!

Lucky & Rolly: Oh no! She's gonna do it again!!!!
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Cadpig,Lucky & Rolly: We are CEREBERUS! Fear us, respect us, OR DIE!!!!
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Lucky: Legend has it that the jumbo egg makes the chicken's butt bleed!

Rolly: Hopefully they made Spot's butt bleed.

Cadpig: Let's just hope they're not ferilized eggs!
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Cadpig: AGH! SCREW YOU, BUSH!!!!

Rolly: Agreed. HE IS A ****!!!!
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Cadpig: Mission complete!

Rolly: Now we just gotta bomb the next mako reactor!
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Rolly & Cadpig: We are in an Xbox commercial! Fear us, respect us, OR DIE!!!!!!
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Announcer: And so, Lucky happened to survive Mad Mod's hypno screens. Cadpig and Rolly weren't as fortunate!
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Lucky: Look at me, i'm Elton John!

Wizzer: Cool! Than can I be George Michael?

Lucky: Eww! On second thought......
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Lucky: Spot.......GET OVER HERE!!!!

Spot: What!?!?!?!

Lucky (Eyes glowing red, ready to fire lasers): You never said you were sorry........

Spot: Don't bring up THAT incident again!
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[Belchic]

lol! My laughter always turns to tears each time a post is over!

[kurtmanjp]

belchic said:

lol! My laughter always turns to tears each time a post is over!

Are you talking about tears of laughter? Oh! And btw, the memory game Mooch and Rolly played is known as the Tibetan Memory Trick or Announcer's Test. My mom taught it to me when I was little.

[Two-Tone]

lol