KurtmanJP's screenshot captions.

[kurtmanjp]

Okay. Here's more. Hopefully you guys will get the chow tower reference:
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Lucky (Watching Homeward Bound): Those *sniff* sad animal movies always make me cry!

(Big, sad emo puppy tears roll down Lucky's cheeks and he wipes them with a towel)
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(Lucky looks at the chow tower and gasps)



(Twilight Zone theme music starts playing)

Lucky: THERE'S AN ELEPHANT ON THE SIDE OF THE CHOW TOWER!!!!



Cadpig (Looking at the chow tower): I don't see anything!

(Lucky goes back to thinking than glances back at the tower)



Lucky: THERE'S AN ELEPHANT ON THE SIDE OF THE CHOW TOWER!!!!!



Mooch: SO? What am I supposed to do about it? I broke my back the other day!

(Mooch glances at the chow tower and sees nothing climbing it)

Mooch: Besides, there's no one there!

(Lucky blinks and rubs his eyes a bit before looking at the tower)



Lucky: I'm telling ya, there's an elephant on the chow tower!



Rolly: Lucky, please just let it go. There is no elephant on the side of the chow tower.

Lucky: But.......but I just saw him, with my own eyes! I have perfect vision and I know what I just saw!

Two-Tone: *Sigh* Such mystical ice blue eyes.........



Lucky: Someday, i'll prove it to them!
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Two-Tone: I am Parappa The Rapper. Fear me, respect me, OR DIE!!!!!

Cadpig: U rappin' GOOD!!!!!
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Lucky (Mock scottish accent): This is what you get for making fun of our scottish accents!

Cruella: UGH, I need my lawyer!
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Spot: I wanna hear the cannon! NO! NO! NO! No, NOT THE LOON!!!!!
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[Belchic]

lol! Famous Twilight Zone episode. "There's some...THING...on the wing!"

[kurtmanjp]

Alright. Time to rock out!:
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Lucky (Singing):
One day I was drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck, and I wrote this song.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.

I said I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pickup truck.
I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my bi... Oh, it's over!
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Lucky: I gotta doodle in my noodle and it's name is Minky Boodle!

Cadpig: Minky Boodle!

Rolly: Minky Boodle!

Two-Tone (In back seat): Minky Boodle!

Blaze (Also in back seat): Minky Boodle!

Lucky: I got my mojo risin', there's a poodle in my strudel!

Cadpig: Minky Boodle!

Rolly: Minky Boodle!

Two-Tone: Minky Boodle!

Blaze: Minky Boodle!



Wizzer: MINKY BOODLE!!!!!

Dipstick: Shut up, I have a headache!
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(Heavy metal music starts up)

Lucky: I smell turkey!

Two-Tone: Tuna fish!

Lucky: Big beef jerky!

Two-Tone: Potato knish!

Lucky: I smell oh-nions!

Mooch: Pizza, too!

Lucky: The dog needs washing!

Mooch: And so do you!

Lucky: It smells like.........

Two-Tone and Mooch: Asparagus and cabbage!

Lucky: It smells like.........

Two-Tone and Mooch: Boxer shorts!

Lucky: It smells like..........

Two-Tone and Mooch: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Lucky: It smells like fried Spot dinner, woo wee!

Mooch (Furious, grabbing Lucky by his collar): IT SURE AS HELL BETTER NOT, LUCKLESS!!!!!
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Cadpig: OOOOOOH!!!!!! Lucky has been sneaking emo music on his iPod again!

Rolly: Wait till I tell dad!
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Announcer: WARNING! The following scene depicts an act of lust between two completely different species of animal!



Spot: Oh yeah, Mooch! That feels so good. Keep on going! Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh.........



Rolly: Dude, that was like, totally radical!

Lucky: I know! That was the FUNNIEST SEX SCENE EVER!!!!

Cadpig: Hoo hoo hoo! I feel like such a naughty girl for watching it!
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Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot: We are squished down into midget size! Fear us, respect us, OR DIE!!!!!

Gogo: I think they mean business!
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(Lucky the enters the room with empty eye sockets and a seeing eye Cadpig)

Lucky: Okay, which one of you stole my eyes!?!
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(Two-Tone's steamroller runs over Spot in the background)

Lucky: Now that the chicken is run over, i'm gonna put my pyrokinetic skills to the test and whip us up a feast!
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Narrator: Little did the others know, Lucky had an irrational fear of legos!



Lucky (Blinking back hot tears): Do you really have to rub it in? *Sniffle*

Cadpig: Oh god, Lucky's gonna cry again. I'm gonna go make a raft.
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[Belchic]

lol!

I used to listen to "Space Ghost's Musical Barbeque" during the time this show was active. Funny CD!

[kurtmanjp]

belchic said:

lol!

I used to listen to "Space Ghost's Musical Barbeque" during the time this show was active. Funny CD!

Yeah, Brak is a regular show stealer!

[monkey]

belchic said:

lol! Famous Twilight Zone episode. "There's some...THING...on the wing!"

Ah yes, I remember seeing that once....it was like a grimlin on the wing of the plane, but no one else could see it.

[kurtmanjp]

Let's kick things up another notch here!:
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Cadpig (Reading): Quit before I shove that flute up your a$$. This is your last warning. *Flips page* Quit or you'll be playing that oboe with your a$$. *Flips page* Okay, last message. Hope you still like playing that trumpet when it's sticking out of your...there's a diagram.
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Spot: But.......but Mooch and I were gonna go swimming!
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Cadpig: Woohoo! I found a new weapon. Now my ATK PWR is gonna skyrocket!
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Lucky: We are emo pups. Fear us, respect us, or WE'LL CRY!!!!
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Cruella: I'm on the best acid trip of my life! Fear me, respect me, OR DIE!!!!
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Cruella: That's trippy, a red spotlight! Man, I really should smoke more of this stuff!
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Spot: This sucks! I want MOOCH to give me piggyback rides!
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Rolly: Cherry king!

Cadpig: Banana queen!

Lucky: Blueberry king!

Mooch and Spot (Offscreen on a highly decorated wedding plane): HONEYMOON SUITE!!!
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Rolly: Self-defense again soul-eating puppy. Lucky should really teach me a few lessons.
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Cadpig (Demonic voice): I'm gonna tear Kuzco limb from limb and eat his soul!

(Kuzco pops up on screen)

Kuzco: You know, you'll look good with fake boobi---*Is visciously mauled*

Kuzco (Screaming in horror and agony): Is there a doctor in the house?
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Spot: I am trophy head! Fear me, respect me, OR DIE!!!!
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Lucky: Geez, talk about a long way down!

Lucky's cellmate: Welcome to da hood, homie!
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[Belchic]

For a second, I thoought I was getting Deja Vu. You really should update your running gags list, cos I've lost track of 'em. Did you see what I posted up recently on my board?

[kurtmanjp]

1. Characters singing rock songs.
2. Pop culture references
3. Psychopathic ice cream cartons
4. Characters acting emo (Especially Lucky)
5. Cadpig devouring souls
6. The Ring/Samara Morgan references
7. Wizzer worshipping Lorena Bobbitt
8. "I never knew they made Werther's originals THIS BIG" (Character with frisbee in mouth)
9. Characters storming off crying (Mostly Wizzer)
10. Smile and BE HAPPY!!! *Rainbow shines above, birds sing*
11. Jetix bashing
12. Scorch being a friendly repair ferret
13. Fear us/me, respect us/me OR DIE!!!
14. Rolly being mad at Canadians
15. NUDIST COLONY!!!!
16. Lucky thinking Two-Tone is sexy
17. Any captions relating to "George"
18. I WANNA STAY IN TOYS R US! *Throws hissy fit*
19. Lucky having pica (Eating things like dirt, dust, soap, etc)
20. Characters being offended when spanish is on the screen
21. Rolly talking like a surfer dude
22. Anything Mooch X Spot (Including piggyback rides)
23. Girls beating up Rolly for no reason.
24. Cadpig pointing out cheezy captions
25. SUSPENSE MUSIC! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter!
26. Two-Tone being anti-racism
27. Stop making fun of my scottish accent!
28. Wizzer acting girly/effeminate
29. Two-Tone running over Spot with a steamroller (Spiked or otherwise)
30. Lucky shooting lasers from his eyes
31. Cadpig having serious issues with Kuzco

[kurtmanjp]

Hehehehehe. Here's more:
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Lucky, Dipstick, Tripod, Spot, Cadpig, Wizzer and Rolly (Singing):
Two-Tone, Patch, Blaze, Rebecca, Mooch, Tic-Tac and George (Also offscreen singing as well):
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. Five hundred twenty-five thousand moments so dear. Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. How do you measure, measure a year? In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee. In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes - how do you measure a year in the life? How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love... seasons of love.
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(Lucky turns on the radio and "One Headlight" by The Wallflowers begins playing)

(Lucky punches the roof of the car)

Lucky: PADIDDLE!!!

(Cadpig and Rolly remove their collars)

Cadpig: Does The Wallflowers song even count?

Rolly: Yay! Nudist colony! I feel so free!
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Wizzer: Why are YOU doing with MY earring and MY necklace? Take em off, they don't belong to you! Ugh, WOMEN!
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Lucky: And now for the.......SUSPENSE CHANNEL!

Cadpig: Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter!
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Lucky: Wait till breath mint boy finds out what I did to his latest invention!

Rolly: Breath mint boy?

Lucky: You know, Tac, the psycho pup who tried exposing me to whiny British culture with a tea party!

Rolly: Oh. Lol.
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Lucky: OH GAWD! Why must I always walk in on Spot and Mooch like this? My poor, poor eyes! *Whimper*
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Cadpig: So Mooch, how's life with Spot?

Mooch: It's fine, except for the parts where Lucky walks in on our chitty chitty bang bang sessions.

Cadpig: Ah, I see........
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Judge Dimmsdake DeVil: ME GO PEEPEE ON YOU!!!

Cadpig: Wow. I had no idea Judge Dimmsdale was so immature!
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Pongo (About to cry): My eyes.......are burning with tears! *Sniff*

Perdita: Don't tell me you're a closet emo. Worse yet, you're a hypocrite for trying to take away Lucky's AFI CDs.

Pongo: That's because I wanted to listen to them myself!

(Pongo starts crying)

Perdita: *Rolls eyes*
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Lucky: Sorry that I keep walking in on you and Spot while you're doing chitty chitty bang bang.

Mooch: Don't worry about it. I've had much worse things happen to me.
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Ash-covered pups: We are da nigga pups! Fear us, respect us, OR WE BUST A CAP IN YO A$$!
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Cadpig: Chocolate ice cream helps me keep my mind off Kuzco.
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[Belchic]

LOL! Breath mint boy? I see someone else has heard of "Rent".

[Deleted]

lol sweet

[Belchic]

I really need to join in on the fun again.

[kurtmanjp]

Uh oh! Looks like a certain someone returns:
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Lucky: You gotta be freaking kidding me............



Kuzco: Hiya, Cadpig! I called up a friend of mine so we can have a party!



Samara: Miss me?



(Lucky starts sneaking away)

Cadpig: Come back here, Lucky. They're looking for a fight and I know we can beat them. Or are you chicken?

Lucky: Well.......I uh..........GOTTA RUN!

(Lucky storms off then gets grabbed by Cadpig)



Cadpig: FIGHT LIKE A REAL PUP, YOU WUSSY MILQUETOAST! Or do I gotta knock that fighting spirit upside your head?

Lucky: Okay, okay. I'll help you fight them. But I won't like it.......



(Cadpig launches her opening attack)

Cadpig: BREAKFAST BONANZA WHICH I CONTAMINED BY SITTING ON IT WITH MY UNWIPED BOOTIE ATTACK!

Kuzco & Samara: EWWWWWWW! *Barf*



Lucky: BARBS OF THE LUCKY ONE, THE DOG WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A MAGICAL PORCUPINE ATTACK!

(Lucky fires quills at Kuzco and Samara)

Kuzco: MOMMY!

Samara: It hurts and stings!



Tripod: PREGNANT UNHAPPY KOALA BEAR IN LABOR WITH CANINE BABY ATTACK!

Kuzco and Samara: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!



Cadpig: SUMMON MONSTER! SUPERMEGA DEATH WISH WORLD DESTRUCTION BUTTERFLY OF THE GODS!

(The butterfly fires powerful lasers from its wings that hit Kuzco and Samara)



Rolly: TOO MUCH OATMEAL CAN MAKE YOU SICK AND THROW OFF THE FUNCTION OF YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM ATTACK!

(Rolly vomits oatmeal on Kuzco and Samara)



Mooch: AND TOO MUCH RED HOT CHILI CAN BOOST YOUR FEVER LEVEL TO DRAGONBREATH ATTACK!

(Mooch breathes fire on Kuzco and Samara that burns them)



(A truck pulls up on runs the flaming Kuzco and Samara over)

Anita (Singing):
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name, it's M-E-Y-E-R!

Cadpig: Well, that was random. But nice twist in the end!
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[Two-Tone]

lol