KurtmanJP's screenshot captions.

[kurtmanjp]

Okay. Some new ones. That one thread in the Fan Art section inspired me:
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Lucky: Would you kindly excuse me for a moment?

(Lucky leaves then comes back with a bottle of blue gatorade)

(Lucky chucks the bottle at Cruella's sensitive area and she doubles over)

Rip (Offscreen): OMG! OMG! OMG! LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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Mooch: I got the test ahead of time and passed it out to all the others.

Two-Tone: How did you do it?

Mooch: The mailman *Long pause* I strangled him and his body's decomposing in my locker!



(Everyone bursts into uncontrollable laughter)

Rip (Offscreen): OMG! OMG! OMG! LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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Dumpling (Mock scottish accent): Stop making fun of my scottish accent or i'll........

Rip (Offscreen): OMG! OMG! OMG! LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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Rolly (Playing piano and singing):
Turn down the lights
Turn down the bed
Turn down these voices
inside my head

Lay down with me
Tell me no lies
Just hold me close,
don't patronize

Don't patronize me

Cause I can't make you love me
if you don't
You can't make your heart feel
something it won't
Here in the dark
in these final hours
I will lay down my heart
And I'll feel the power
but you won't
No, you won't
Cause I can't make you love me
if you don't

Rip (Offscreen, sobbing with tears rolling down his face): This song.........*sniff*.......always makes me cry! *Wipes tears with paws and blows nose on hanky*

(Long pause before Rip breaks out in a huge smile)

Rip: OMG! OMG! OMG! LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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Lucky: Whoever broke this glass......it's as if they want someone to get cut on it. But whom?

Blaze: Hmmmmm.........*Thinks deeply*

Cadpig (Offscreen): SUSPENSE MUSIC! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter!

Rip (Also offscreen): OMG! OMG! OMG! LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

(Cadpig and Rip slap a high five)

Cadpig and Rip (In unison): Oh, yeah! We SO KICK A$$ AND TAKE NAMES!
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Two-Tone: OMG! OMG! OMG! LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Rip (Offscreen): Hey! I outta sue you for that, ya know!
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Narrator: It was the night before Christmas and all through the barn not a creature was stirring, not even a.......

Rip (Offscreen): OMG! OMG! OMG! LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Random Fangirl A (Offscreen): Awwwww, Rip is just TOO CUTE!

Random Fangirl B (Also offscreen): I wanna cuddle him every time he does that!
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Cadpig (Offscreen): SUSPENSE MUSIC! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter!
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Spot: Oh, Lucky........

(Lucky's eye starts glowing red and fires a laser at Spot)

(Spot's wing catches on fire)

Spot: AAAAAAH!!!!! FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!!!!

(Two-Tone runs over Spot with a steamroller)

Two-Tone: We're gonna be having fried chicken tonight!

Rip (Offscreen): OMG! OMG! OMG! LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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Lucky: Looks like Mooch and Spot are up to some frisky business in there.
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Spot: I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!

Random Fangirl A (Offscreen): I'm LMAO for Rip!
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Oh and Sychar, I hope ya don't mind me using Rip in these running gags. It stemmed from my idea of the comic that you posted.

[ripsta]

Its alright.

They're were awesome dude. lol

[monkey]

Could be better.....I find that no one can come up with any good screenshots anymore....

[johny]

hmm do you mean the screenshots themselves or the captions?

[sip]

^^... this is the chance for to see new authors of new screens!! ^O^!!!.. come on people.. you can do it!!!.. ^O^!!!!!

[monkey]

johny said:

hmm do you mean the screenshots themselves or the captions?

Mainly the captions

[Belchic]

Lol, those were pretty good.

[kurtmanjp]

Hmmm. I see none of you watched "Stand And Deliver" before. Well anyway, on with Belchic's request!
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Wizzer: Wherr dee beans at? I need mah daily source of protein!

Two-Tone: I'm not telling you, Miss Wizzie! Last time you had them, we had to cover every square inch of the barn with air fresheners!
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Lucky (Sadly): Now Two-Tone will never give me a piggyback ride. I look like a fool!

(Lucky starts choking up)

Cadpig: Awww, cheer up, emo pup! You know she still loves you.

Lucky (Wiping a tear): Yeah. I guess so........*Sniff*
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Mooch: Wherr dee beans at?

Two-Tone: I served then with Spot for Thanksgiving dinner!

Mooch: WHAT!?!?! I'll give you 3 good reasons why you should never have said that:
Reason #1: It's not even Thanksgiving yet, even though it's close!
Reason #2: You don't serve chicken for Thanksgiving, you serve turkey!
Reason #3: THAT'S MY SWEET LOVING SPOTTY-PIE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!

(Mooch pounces on Two-Tone and a fight breaks out)
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Cadpig: Wherr dee beans at?

Mooch: I dunno. Wherr dee beans at?

Spot: Beats me. Wherr dee beans at?

Rolly: No clue. Wherr dee beans at?

Lucky: *Farts* Ummmm, excuse me. *Blushes*

Cadpig, Mooch, Spot and Rolly: So Lucky had them ALL ALONG!!!!
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Cadpig: *Stomach growls* I hate being on withdrawl from my soul addiction!
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Lucky: Wanna see the trick where I can change the shape of my pupils?

Cadpig: That's just creepy!

Rolly: *Vomits*
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Matt: So Lucky, what are your thoughts on the whole Spot/Mooch pairing and then giving each other piggyback rides?

Lucky: I think they were meant for each other. I knew that one day, they would finally get a clue that they're the two most hated animals on the farm and hook up.

(Lucky peers at the tea)

Lucky: Oh yeah, did breathmint boy poison this tea?

Matt: I don't know. Dump it in that plant to see if it dies.

Lucky: Okay. *Dumps tea in plant and plant lives*

Matt: What a relief!

Lucky: Funny, I feel like i'm in a Johnny Bravo episode!
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Dipstick: Wherr dee beans at?

Wizzer: Not sure. Wherr dee beans at?

Patch: Don't ask me. Wherr dee beans at?

Rolly: Don't know. Wherr dee beans at?

Two-Tone: Ask someone else. Wherr dee beans at?

Lucky: I know I don't have them this time. Wherr dee beans at?

Cadpig: I have no idea. Wherr dee beans at?

Anita: *Farts* WHOO!!! That chili sure hit the spot!

Rip (Offscreen): OMG! OMG! OMG! LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Rip's Fangirls (Surrounding Rip and caressing him gently): *Dreamy sighs* Internet slang is the language of LOVE!!! WE LOVE YOU TOO, RIP!!! *Giggle*
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Cadpig: My bum is on the Mooch! My bum is on the Mooch!
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Lucky: So Two-Tone, how much do you love me?

Two-Tone: OVER NINE-THOUSAND TIMES!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky: *Sniff* You must really love me then! *Lucky starts crying and wets Two-Tone's fur with happy tears of joy as they cuddle up*
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Cadpig: I just sued Rolly for no reason at all! Heeheehee! Look at me! *Sing-song* I have Rolly's money! I have Rolly's money!

(Rolly comes in and smacks Cadpig)

Rolly: YOU...ARE A b*tch!



Lucky: How DARE you steal Rolly's money like that, you b*tch!

Rolly: You tell her, Lucky!
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[Belchic]

hehe, good ones.

[kurtmanjp]

Alright! Ready for another round?
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Jake (Offscreen): Oh. Hi, Patch!

Patch: C......could it be? My long lost TWIN brother?

(Patch runs up to Jake and squeezes him in a bear hug)

Jake: *Blinks confusedly*
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Announcer: Little did poor Two-Tone know, she was infected with dark blue pixel spotted fever!
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Lucky: I'm freezing my A$$ off! Fear me, respect me, OR DIE!!!
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Lucky: Hehehe. Rolly is SOOOO fat!

Rolly: YOU...ARE A ****!

(Rolly runs at Lucky but hits an invisible energy barrier)

Rolly: WTF?

Lucky: Let's just say that I learned magic along the way!
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Cadpig: I am secret ninja puppy! Fear me, respect me, OR DIE!!!
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Rolly: I'm a FIGHTER! *Throws a couple punches*

Lucky and Cadpig (Singing offscreen):
He's got the touch
He's got the power

After all is said and done
He never walked, he never run,
He's a winner

He's got the moves, He knows the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
He's nobody's fool

He's at his best when when the goin' gets rough
He's been put to the test, but it's never enough

He's got the touch
He's got the power

When all hell's breakin' loose
He'll be riding the eye of the storm

He's got the heart
He's got the motion

He knows that when things get too tough
He's got the touch
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Lucky (Sobbing): NOOOO! Please don't expose me to any more B grade horror films. I'll be good, I promise! *Weeps hysterically*

Cadpig: Sorry, Lucky. Promise you'll stop being emo and we'll stop the process, okay?

Lucky: Stop being emo? NEVER!

(Lucky is then elevated into B grade horror films)
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Rolly: I sure hope I can talk like Alvin & The Chipmunks after this last puff!
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Lucky: I'm gonna pull it.........

Spot: No, Lucky, don't! Don't even THINK about it!

(Lucky touches the chain)

Lucky: What's the magic word?

Spot: You......YOU FIEND!

(Lucky pulls the chain and a door opens with Two-Tone riding a steamroller)

Lucky (Darkly): I'm so sorry, but that wasn't the magic word!

(Two-Tone starts chasing Spot with the steamroller)
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DJ: Shake yo booty cause it's DISCO TIME!!!

(The pups start grooving to disco music)

(A steamroller crashes through the wall with Two-Tone riding it)

Spot: OH NO!!!

Two-Tone: Oh, yes!

(Two-Tone chases Spot about with the steamroller while Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly groove obliviously to disco music)
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Lucky: Work, you stupid train! We're gonna crash into North Corel at any moment!
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Lucky: I'm gonna do this!

(Lucky looks down then starts backing away crying and whimpering softly)
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[Belchic]

Nice job. Keep up the good work.

[kurtmanjp]

I think i'll do some more:
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Rolly: Seriously, Lucky....you need to cut the emo crap right now!

Lucky (Tearing up): But......but I..........

(Lucky storms off sobbing)
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Cadpig: Smile and BE HAPPY!!!! *An upside-down rainbow shines below*

Lucky (Sticking his paw through the rainbow): Okay. Now that was rather frightening.
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(The pups look up to see Tac is a giant robot suit)

Tac: Hi, wanna have a tea party?

Lucky: Oh no, it's breathmint boy! He's gonna put drano in the tea and expose us to whiny British culture. RUN!

(The pups scream and make a break for it)
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Rolly: Now I can finally read and cry over AFI lyrics in peace and silence.......

(Lucky clicks the light on)

Lucky: Hey, Rolly, we can be emo buddies!
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Rolly: Why do I have this bizarre growth on my head!?!?!

Lucky: Hey, Rolly, i'm your parasitic wart buddy!

Rolly: I think i'm gonna be sick.........
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Lucky: Hi, wanna buy some pumpkin for the fundraiser.

Two-Tone: I can't. I don't have enough money and i'm allergic.

Lucky: well......I guess you can always gather up some chicken!

Two-Tone: Thanks, Lucky. You're a genius! *Kisses Lucky on the cheek and hops on her steamroller*

(We now hear Spot screaming)
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Lucky: What do you think we are, jet skis!?!?!
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Lucky: The final ingredient for my magical potion.......TAIL OF MOOCH!

Cadpig:
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble

(Mooch begins whimpering softly in pain)

(Spot walks in and looks angrily at Mooch suffering)

Spot: Lucky, Cadpig, you two better cut it out before I get a steamroller of my own!
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Lucky: Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.
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Lucky: You want to talk to me about my fat, sad brother?

(Rolly rushes in and decks Lucky in the muzzle)

Rolly: You...ARE A ****!
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Cadpig: Okay, Mooch. Stay still and i'll draw your portrait.

Mooch: Hmmm. I guess since I have nothing better to do.......

(Cadpig draws and about half an hour passes)

Cadpig: You can look now!



Cadpig: I hope you like it!

Mooch: Sometimes I worry about you, you know that?
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[Belchic]

LOL!!!

New running gags to add to your list:
-Lucky calling Tic-Tac "Breath Mint Boy"
and
-Lucky calling Rolly his *insert something here* buddy.

[Two-Tone]

lol!

[kurtmanjp]

Okay. And i'm also thinking of making Cadpig drawing portraits a running gag.
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Cadpig (Singing):
Have you ever been close to tragedy
Or been close to folks who have
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
So heavy you collapse

I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if I could
It makes me wonder if
I've never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad I havent yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
That's the impression that I get



Lucky (Singing):
Have you ever had the odds stacked up so high
You need a strength most don't possess
Or has it ever come down to do or die
You've got to rise above the rest

I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if I could
It makes me wonder if
I've never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad I haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
That's the impression that I get



Rolly (Singing):
I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,I would pass
Look at the tested and think there but for the grace go
I might be a cowards,
I'm afraid of what I might find out

I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if I could
It makes me wonder if
I've never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad I haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
That's the impression that I get
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Cadpig: I'm gonna have to wash my mouth after this! I HATE CHICKEN BUTT!!!
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Cadpig: So Lucky, would you kindly pose for a portrait?

Lucky: Okay.

(Cadpig starts drawing and finishes in half and hour)

Cadpig: You can look at it, now!



Lucky: OH NO! THERE'S A BEE ON MY FACE! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
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Mooch: You should go get your portrait done at Cadpig's place. She's really good!

Two-Tone: Hmmmm. Well, okay.

(Later....)



Two-Tone: NOOOOO! I'm a Jetix robot! But who cares? I get to shoot lasers at Spot AND run her over with a steamroller!
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(Spot looks up and sees Mooch locked up in a tower)

Mooch (Weeping, as cliche damsel in distress): Please help me, my sweet Spot! The mean old dalmatians locked me in a tower and I can't get out!

Spot: Fear not, my love! Help is on the way!

(Spot begins climbing the tower)
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Rolly: Oh, great. Pug's gonna tell that retarded war story again......
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Lucky: I wasn't trying to undo your bra strap, I swear!
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Lucky: Smile and BE HAPPY!!!

(Lucky smiles and a rainbow shines ahead)

Cadpig: It's about time that emo kid cheered up!
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