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cw Senior Member Posts: 1,158	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 17, 2006 22:42:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cw on Dec 17, 2006 22:42:22 GMT -5 Gasp! You're back!!!! And you got new captions! Not only that, they're nice ones! If you read the games section, I'm starting to create a PC game featuring them as soon as I master Macromedia Director MX 2004.

Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 18, 2006 1:58:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Dec 18, 2006 1:58:37 GMT -5 lol! Good ones, kurt! You think you can do my request now?
	Nice disguise.

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KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 19, 2006 16:39:59 GMT -5

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Post by kurtmanjp on Dec 19, 2006 16:39:59 GMT -5

Not right just yet. I was inspired by a few new ones. I'll try on the next set, though. Here's another batch:
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Lucky: My preciousssssss..........

Cadpig: Lucky, please stop imitating Gollum!
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Cadpig: Looks like Spot had too many beans this morning....
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Announcer: And now we return to another episode of "Lucky The Brain Surgeon"!!!
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Lucky: I found this in the bushes!

Cadpig: Is that John Wayne Bobbitt's wang!?!?

Lucky: Oh GOD! *Throws it as far away as he can*
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Cadpig: And as punishment.......you have to watch BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!!!

Cruella: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Spot: Yay! I beat Two-Tone to it! I WIN the bet!

Two-Tone (On a steamroller): I'm not so sure about THAT!

Spot: Holy.......CRAP!!!!

(Chase ensues)
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Lucky: I'm a ROTC B0i! I'm @ RoTc BO!! I y@m Uuh RO+c Boy! L0l!! *Fires gun and hits Rolly in the butt*

Rolly: *Yelps* What did you do that for!?!?

Cadpig: I think he got a little drunk at the party last night.......
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Cadpig (Singing):
Out of the setting sun
You can see the red sky rising
Could he be the one
Cutting through the blue still water
I hear our voices dancing on the wind
All the words that we said would never end
As I hold you in my arms
There suddenly appears the brightest star
Well come here closer, honey

Didn't I tell you
Midnight Magic
Would come someday, we'd sail away
If for the moment
We let our dreams take over
Midnight Magic
Is waiting for us
We can sail forever in our hearts
Heaven's not too far away

Roger: Why is Cadpig singing me a 38 SPECIAL LOVE song?

Cadpig: *Snicker* I have NO clue what gave you THAT idea!

Roger: Ewww! You're NASTY! Get away from me!
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Cruella: This is SO COOL! You made me look like a complete Bad@$$!

Cadpig: No,seriously. That's what you REALLY LOOK LIKE!
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Spot: I'm cuckoo for COCOA PUFFS!

Cadpig: And KurtmanJP used this same caption twice in the string.......why?
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Cadpig: LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

(Long pause)

Cadpig: Or i'll PEE on you!

(Cruella drops Cadpig and runs away)
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Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 19, 2006 17:00:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Dec 19, 2006 17:00:58 GMT -5 lol! I cracked up at a lot of those! Btw, I have some new screens in my photobucket, and look back at my PM before you do your next set just in case you forgot, k?
	Nice disguise.

Two-Tone Administrator Yard Sales? I love Yard Sales! "You look cool in any color Lucky" Posts: 13,673	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 19, 2006 17:16:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Two-Tone on Dec 19, 2006 17:16:10 GMT -5 lol
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KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 20, 2006 22:07:25 GMT -5

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Post by kurtmanjp on Dec 20, 2006 22:07:25 GMT -5

Okay. I'll try Belchic's request:
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Lucky: Like OMGAWD! I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos cause i'm a r0+SeA B0i!
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Cadpig: My bum is on the ground! My bum is on the ground! Hey Spot, get your foot off my bum-bum!
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Cadpig: Now all we have to do is get our trenchcoat back at the tailors!
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Mooch: Hey! Has Rolly considered taking the diet plan Cornelia posted up on the bulletin board?

(Rolly rushes in and decks Mooch on the muzzle)

Rolly: YOU ARE A b*tch!
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(Cadpig's stomach growls and she belches in Rolly's face)

Cadpig: Yep, nothing like a batch of kibble ta start the mornin'! Next helping, please!

Rolly (Thinking): Am I starting to feel THIN all of a sudden?
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Cadpig: Look, everyone! I'm so strong that I can lift the TV!
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Cadpig (Singing):
Oh yeah! Hit it!
Breakin’ out, I’m on a mission,
Been caught between heaven and hell.
My guitar is my ammunition,
Raise the flag, sound the mission bell.
Everybody always wants control of me,
The only way to get it’s over my dead body.

Take no prisoners, open fire,
Battle stations!
Someone’s trying to brainwash me,
Battle stations!

Six-string shooter, hear it screaming,
Slicing your head like a laser beam.
It’s true love when I’m cranking the metal,
It makes me, makes me, makes me cream.
Never let you get between me and my guitar.
No use to keep trying, you won’t get very far.

Take no prisoners, open fire,
Battle stations!
Someone’s trying to brainwash me,
Battle stations!
Open fire, raise your fist,
Battle stations!
It’s the season to resist,
Preprogrammed morons,
Computer sleaze.
Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Never let you get between me and my guitar,
No use to keep trying, you won’t get very far.

Take no prisoners, open fire,
Battle stations!
Someone’s trying to brainwash me,
Battle stations!
Back off, baby!

Take no prisoners, open fire!
Battle stations! Battle stations!
Take no prisoners, open fire!
Preprogrammed morons,
Computer sleaze.
Whoa! You’re mine baby! Oh! Oh! Oh! Whoa!!!!
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Lucky: *Farts* Hehehe! Now I feel much MUCH better!
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Cadpig: Maybe no one will notice me if I sit very VERY still..........

(Long pause)

Cadpig: Why do I get the feeling that ghost puppies are watching me?
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Lucky: Hey, Rolly. Keep your paws to youself, i'm not THAT kinda guy!

Rolly: Oh. Okay. Sorry.
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Lucky (Out of breath): Whew! That was some piggyback ride, Two-Tone!
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Lucky: You know, Belchic requested Kurtman to have me climb up on the other pups.......

Cadpig: At least you've managed to climb up on me........

Lucky: Oh, hush!
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BTW, if you look REALLY close at the one with Cadpig and the binoculars, you can see a faded Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly in the background. They almost appear like ghosts. Also, the classic rock one was a Winger song from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. I hope you didn't mind me fusing in one of my newest running gags:
Lucky wanting to be a ROTC Boy in hyperactive l337 speak.

Last Edit: Dec 20, 2006 22:12:09 GMT -5 by kurtmanjp

Two-Tone Administrator Yard Sales? I love Yard Sales! "You look cool in any color Lucky" Posts: 13,673	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 21, 2006 0:44:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Two-Tone on Dec 21, 2006 0:44:59 GMT -5 lol
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Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 21, 2006 0:56:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Dec 21, 2006 0:56:09 GMT -5 lol! Ghost puppies? Hilarious!
	Nice disguise.

Two-Tone Administrator Yard Sales? I love Yard Sales! "You look cool in any color Lucky" Posts: 13,673	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 21, 2006 0:57:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Two-Tone on Dec 21, 2006 0:57:41 GMT -5 calls Ghostbusters
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KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 23, 2006 20:08:57 GMT -5

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Post by kurtmanjp on Dec 23, 2006 20:08:57 GMT -5

Here are even more. Sorry i'm late a lot. I just have a real big agenda.
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Rolly: Eww, Spot. Are YOU trying to get kinky with me?

Spot: No way! I only get kinky with Mooch!
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Lt.Pug: Did YOU just stuff me in that outhouse and push me down the hill?

Spot: NO! Why is everyone accusing me of something?
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Cadpig: Finally, I found the sacred key. Now we can open.......the TEMPLE OF DOOM!

Lucky: Suspense music! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter! Peebutter!

(Cadpig bonks Lucky on the head)

Lucky: Hahahahaha. WHOOPIE! *Collapses*

Cadpig: Don't steal my running gag!

(Kaltag from Balto enters)

Kaltag: And don't steal MY running gag! *Bonks Cadpig on the head and takes the key*
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Lucky: This is great.......Thunderbolt will be showing!

(The screen changes and "The Lizzie McGuire" movie starts playing)

Lucky: SPOT!!!! Did you swap the films as a joke!?!?

Spot: NO! And i'm sick of people blaming me for things that I did NOT DO!!!!
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Spot: Not you too, mom!

Cornelia: I'm sorry, but you can't go to the party when your breath smells like sewage!
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Cornelia: I'd like you all to meet the QUEEN OF ALL TROUBLEMAKERS!!!!

Spot: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! *Breaks crown in half then tumbles to the floor in a hissy fit*

(Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly burst into hysterical laughter)
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Cruella: I remember my trip to FurryCon. Didn't blow over too well.

Jasper: Well, that kinda makes sense.......
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Cadpig: Hello, audience of millions of viewers. If you're worried about Spot, Mooch is the only one consoling
her and NOT blaming her for anything.

Mooch: OUCH! Spot! I told you it was a bad idea to mate near the rusty nails! Now I need to get a tetanus shot!

Spot: But Mooch, i'm sorry. I-

Mooch: Sorry, Spot. But we're breaking up. I don't trust ANYONE who tries giving me lockjaw!

Spot: What? NO!!!

Lucky (To Cadpig): You were saying?

Cadpig: ......Well, guess I was wrong then, huh?
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Jasper: Hey, world! I'm GAY!!!!!

Old Lady: Who really cares? We ALL know that from Belchic's thread!
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Spot: Darn! I can never seem to make a perfect, heart-shaped egg for Mooch to show him that I still care.......

Cornelia: Get over it, Spot! SERIOUSLY!
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(Mooch walks over to Roger on his hind legs and takes a seat)

Mooch: I just broke up with Spot.

Roger: I see. They say breaking up is hard to do.

Mooch: Wanna go out for some chinese food? It always calms me down mentally.

Roger: No thanks, Mooch. I'm already eating a hot dog.

Mooch: So I see. Well, better luck with Anita. I'll see ya around!

(Mooch leaves)

(Long pause)

Roger: Wait a minute.....since when can Mooch talk? Oh dear, i'm afraid I swallowed the worm in that last tequila I had at the mexican place.
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Cadpig: JASPER IS TEH ULTIMATE HOMO!!!!!!
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Two-Tone Administrator Yard Sales? I love Yard Sales! "You look cool in any color Lucky" Posts: 13,673	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 23, 2006 20:32:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Two-Tone on Dec 23, 2006 20:32:37 GMT -5 LMAO!
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monkey Guest	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 23, 2006 20:51:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by monkey on Dec 23, 2006 20:51:34 GMT -5 I think I shall have to quote Timon here from The Lion King and say "Lay down before you hurt yourself"

Belchic Senior Member Posts: 35,424	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 24, 2006 3:53:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belchic on Dec 24, 2006 3:53:24 GMT -5 Did I inspire you again, kurt?
	Nice disguise.

kurtmanjp Full Member Stop making funna my scottish accent! Posts: 364	KurtmanJP's screenshot captions. Dec 24, 2006 20:55:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kurtmanjp on Dec 24, 2006 20:55:44 GMT -5 belchic said: Did I inspire you again, kurt? Yep. And I totally agree that Jasper looks flamingly gay in that one screenshot.