Alright. We're gonna rock out!
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Cadpig: Hey, Vendella. Did you know that the stripper is first to die in a horror film?
Vendella: Why no, I.......
(Cadpig eats Vendella's soul)
Cadpig: Tastes like chicken!
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Rolly: Well, well, well, if it isn't Pee-Wee Herman......
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Cadpig: You know, if I get hungry for a midnight snack then you always can sacrifice Pug's soul to me.
Lucky: Hmmm. Not a bad idea!
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Lt.Pug (Offscreen): Come over here, cadet. Let me touch you......
Cadpig: Excuse me for a minute.......
(Cadpig walks offscreen and a really loud slapping noise is heard, Lucky winces)
Lt.Pug: MOMMY!!!!!!
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Rolly: Guys, I can't sleep. I'm wondering what captions they're making about us on the boards.
Cadpig: I'm worried about the running gags that plague me......
Lucky: I can hear the fourth wall cracking a million miles away......
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Cadpig: What's this? OOOOH! It's Spot and Mooch's LOVE LETTER DIARY! This is gonna sound great on the loudspeaker!
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Lucky: I'm surprised this is even a still in the series. I should sue whoever decapitated me in Photoshop!
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Cadpig: *GASP* They spiked our food with sleeping pills!?!?!?
Lucky: Obviously, Rolly was the only one who fell for it...
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Spot: I wish Mooch was here to snuggle up with me and keep me warm......
Lucky: I wish Two-Tone was here to spice me up!
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Cadpig: Emo is sooo gay!
Lucky: Hey! What's wrong with being emo and liking girls!? *Eyes start glowing red*
Cadpig: Uhhhh....nothing! Nothing at all! Forget I said that!
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Cadpig: We're gonna miss you, George.......
(Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly hug and weep uncontrollably)
Cadpig: A midnight memorial. This set of captions ends on a sad note.........
(Everyone starts crying but then Lucky stops all of a sudden)
Lucky: Woah, woah, woah. How many times has George died already?
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