Post by Flowgli on Jul 31, 2010 16:13:16 GMT -5
I have another set done already! From now on, whatever I put in here, just deal with it and read every single word carefully. I don't wan't any more trouble.
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Cadpig *jumping on Rolly's belly like a trampoline*: Come on, Rolly. Play with me. Play with me! PLAAAY WIIITH MEEE!
Lucky *off screen*: Cadpig, get off of Rolly's belly! You'll hurt yourself!
Rolly: Just like she's hurting me! Can't I relax out here without anybody disturbing me?!
Cadpig: I'm not gonna stop jumping on you, Rolly, until you say you'll play with me! *gets sucked into Rolly's belly*
Lucky: Cadpig vanished! Come on, Cadpig, quit fooling around. Hey, Cadpig! Where are ya? Cadpig? Hey, Cadpig!
*one of Cadpig's arms pop out of Rolly's belly button*
Rolly: I got a wiggly in my belly button! Get it out! Get it out!
Lucky *off screen*: Just pop her out, Rolly! Pop her!
*Rolly struggles to pop Cadpig out, then succeeds, causing her to fly over and land on some mud*
Cadpig: You know what? I changed my mind. I'm gonna find someone else to play with!
---
Amber: Hey, Patch! Are you enjoying the view up there?
Patch: I sure am, Amber. I am loving the view of the stars coming out.
Belchic *off screen*: Aww, isn't that sweet? You know, Patch, seeing you sitting on Amber's head makes me think of something I really am hoping you two would do together.
Amber: Now, Belchic, don't push it.
Patch: Yeah, Belchic, don't even thinking about it. We're never gonna do piggyback rides or totem pole disguises.
Amber: Never!
Belchic: Okay! Geez! You should've come up with a nicer way to respond!
Amber: Look, we're sorry that we didn't sound nice when we responded to you, but you should know better than to say something like that to us!
Patch: If you had just stopped and took some time to actually think about what you're gonna say before you say it, then we would've been nicer to you!
Belchic: Okay, I'm sorry. From now on, I'll think before I speak.
Patch: Good.
Amber: Thank you.
---
Spot: Um, Lucky, since Cadpig is on Rolly's head and you are on Cadpig's head, I was just wondering if you would let me be on your head.
Lucky: No way, Spot! I've had enough of having others on my head! I had our mother on my head, I had Lt. Pug on my head, I had Cadpig on my head--
Cadpig: And you really had a big problem with that, Luckster!
Lucky: We'll talk about that later, Cadpig! *to Spot* Anyway, I just had enough of everyone else trying to get on my head, and the last thing I needed is a chicken on my head!
Spot: But we'd look much taller that way! Oh, please, let me be on your head just this one time! Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Lucky: NO!
Spot: Aw!
Rolly: Gee, Lucky, that was selfish of you to not let one of your own best friends be on top of your head!
Cadpig: Yeah, flea bag! Why do you have to hate on Spot?
Lucky: For the final time, I've had enough of having others on my head! Now, stop calling me names and stand still! I almost got the window open!
---
Cadpig: Great show, huh, guys?
Lucky: Yeah, we will enjoy it more if you would just get off my head!
Cadpig: Lucky, old pal...
SHUT UP! You're always complaining about others being on your head! Everytime I support you on my head, you never heard me complaining about it, and I'm smaller than you! I think it's time you be generous to one of your own little sisters and let her be on your head while we're watching TV, you selfish brat!
Lucky: I'm telling on you for yelling at me and calling me names! *sobs*
Cadpig: Lucky, please don't tell on me! I'm sorry, okay? I take back everything I said about you! I'm sorry!
Lucky: Apology accepted. And I'm sorry for making complaints about someone being on my head. Of course, you have been supporting me on your head without complaining, so I shouldn't be complaining about you doing the same to me when we're watching TV.
Cadpig: Thank you, Lucky, and I'll always be there to support you on my head when we need to reach for high things or sneak into places where we're not allowed in.
Lucky: Good. I don't want you to act the same way Mum acted with me when I sat on her head one time.
Cadpig: Don't worry, Lucky, I won't be like that, just as long as you treat me right.
---
Mooch: Waaahahahahaaaa!!!
Lucky: *grumbles to himself* Cry, cry, weep, wail, and sob! It's disgusting!
Rolly: Lucky, stop acting like Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster.
---
Cruella: Oh, aren't you a nice, cute little puppy? You are! Come here!
Lucky: You know, it's a good thing that Belchic used his embarrassment gun on Cruella to stop her from trying to make a fur coat out of us.
---
Lucky: Clayton, don't ever use your growth ray on me again! Even if our mother asked you to, just don't, because I don't want her to sit on my head again!
---
Cockroach: Hee, hee, hee.
Rolly: *gasps* OH, MY GOD! It's the thingyroach!
Lucky *off screen*: Rolly, that's a COCKROACH, you dummy!
---
Spot: That's it! This is the last time I babysit Rolly! No one is even paying me a thing to do this!
---
Spot: I have a very strange feeling that there's something on my butt.
Rolly: What are you talking about? I don't see anything.
Spot: Really, Rolly! I thought I saw something on my butt that has been causing some discomfort lately.
Rolly: Spot, there is nothing there. Let's just go chill with Lucky and Cadpig at Hiccup Hole.
---
Cadpig: At last! I have finally found a spot where I can relieve myself! Yes! It's mine! All mine!
Lucky *off screen*: Man, Cadpig, why do you have to act so weird?
Rolly: Let's go, guys! Let's just leave Cadpig with her potty spot!
Lucky: Yeah. I can't stand to see her go cuckoo about it anymore!
Spot: Maybe when we get back there, Cadpig will be somewhere else.
Lucky: I hope so.
---
Priscilla: Two-Tone, remember that one night when Patch gave me a ring?
Two-Tone: Of course, I do, Priscilla. Why do you ask?
Priscilla: Well, you said that the ring he gave me looked very familiar.
Two-Tone: It does. I have seen that ring before.
Priscilla: Where have you seen it?
Two-Tone *voice over*: I first saw it being held in Mooch's paw, while Belchic and I were sneaking up on him from behind when we were in a trench coat disguise. I knew that Mooch wanted to give that ring to me and make me be his girl, so Belchic and I used our disguise to pull a prank on him that will make him change his mind that he'll never want to be in love with me again. Our prank worked, and Mooch tossed the ring, saying that it wasn't even worth it.
Priscilla: And sometime after that, Patch found the ring and planned to give it to me, right?
Two-Tone: Exactly! Now, you have the ring, and you're lucky that Patch was able to find it and give it to you.
---
Cadpig: Hey, everybody! I'm Cadpig, and I'm here to talk to you about my show Ask Cadpig. It is just like Ask Ashley on All That, where clueless people sent in their letters in hopes of getting advice, only to get yelled at and be called names for what they've asked. At the beginning of each show...
...I started out as a very sweet girl who is always there to help others on whatever problems they have in their lives, but every single one of those questions were very stupid, like those people don't even have a clue on some of the most simple things in life. So, after reading all those letters from all those dimwitted people who sent them, what I did in response was...
...yell at those stinkin' people! Yeah! I yelled at them and called them names as I give them some answers to their stupid questions! I'm sorry, but they know they're just seeking for trouble rather than seeking for advice when they ask me those questions! Exactly how old are those people? What's even worse is...
...that one of my brothers, Rolly, came into my room and asked for advice on how to make others stop making fun of him for getting bigger and fatter by eating way too much and wearing too small shirts that don't cover his big belly. And guess what I told him? I told him to stop eating too much and wear bigger shirts. That's right. What else should I tell him? I even told him to eat vegetables if he must eat something, and I also told him to get gome exercise before I send him out. Man, I hate to see what questions all my other siblings may ask me if they send me their letters. So, in conclusion...
...my show of Ask Cadpig is just the same as Ask Ashley on All That, except Ask Ashley has all the letters written by the members of the show, while Ask Cadpig sometimes have letters sent by real people. Tune in next time to hear more questions from more people, and to hear the answers I will give. It should be very interesting. Buh-bye, everybody!
***
Cadpig *jumping on Rolly's belly like a trampoline*: Come on, Rolly. Play with me. Play with me! PLAAAY WIIITH MEEE!
Lucky *off screen*: Cadpig, get off of Rolly's belly! You'll hurt yourself!
Rolly: Just like she's hurting me! Can't I relax out here without anybody disturbing me?!
Cadpig: I'm not gonna stop jumping on you, Rolly, until you say you'll play with me! *gets sucked into Rolly's belly*
Lucky: Cadpig vanished! Come on, Cadpig, quit fooling around. Hey, Cadpig! Where are ya? Cadpig? Hey, Cadpig!
*one of Cadpig's arms pop out of Rolly's belly button*
Rolly: I got a wiggly in my belly button! Get it out! Get it out!
Lucky *off screen*: Just pop her out, Rolly! Pop her!
*Rolly struggles to pop Cadpig out, then succeeds, causing her to fly over and land on some mud*
Cadpig: You know what? I changed my mind. I'm gonna find someone else to play with!
---
Amber: Hey, Patch! Are you enjoying the view up there?
Patch: I sure am, Amber. I am loving the view of the stars coming out.
Belchic *off screen*: Aww, isn't that sweet? You know, Patch, seeing you sitting on Amber's head makes me think of something I really am hoping you two would do together.
Amber: Now, Belchic, don't push it.
Patch: Yeah, Belchic, don't even thinking about it. We're never gonna do piggyback rides or totem pole disguises.
Amber: Never!
Belchic: Okay! Geez! You should've come up with a nicer way to respond!
Amber: Look, we're sorry that we didn't sound nice when we responded to you, but you should know better than to say something like that to us!
Patch: If you had just stopped and took some time to actually think about what you're gonna say before you say it, then we would've been nicer to you!
Belchic: Okay, I'm sorry. From now on, I'll think before I speak.
Patch: Good.
Amber: Thank you.
---
Spot: Um, Lucky, since Cadpig is on Rolly's head and you are on Cadpig's head, I was just wondering if you would let me be on your head.
Lucky: No way, Spot! I've had enough of having others on my head! I had our mother on my head, I had Lt. Pug on my head, I had Cadpig on my head--
Cadpig: And you really had a big problem with that, Luckster!
Lucky: We'll talk about that later, Cadpig! *to Spot* Anyway, I just had enough of everyone else trying to get on my head, and the last thing I needed is a chicken on my head!
Spot: But we'd look much taller that way! Oh, please, let me be on your head just this one time! Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Lucky: NO!
Spot: Aw!
Rolly: Gee, Lucky, that was selfish of you to not let one of your own best friends be on top of your head!
Cadpig: Yeah, flea bag! Why do you have to hate on Spot?
Lucky: For the final time, I've had enough of having others on my head! Now, stop calling me names and stand still! I almost got the window open!
---
Cadpig: Great show, huh, guys?
Lucky: Yeah, we will enjoy it more if you would just get off my head!
Cadpig: Lucky, old pal...
SHUT UP! You're always complaining about others being on your head! Everytime I support you on my head, you never heard me complaining about it, and I'm smaller than you! I think it's time you be generous to one of your own little sisters and let her be on your head while we're watching TV, you selfish brat!
Lucky: I'm telling on you for yelling at me and calling me names! *sobs*
Cadpig: Lucky, please don't tell on me! I'm sorry, okay? I take back everything I said about you! I'm sorry!
Lucky: Apology accepted. And I'm sorry for making complaints about someone being on my head. Of course, you have been supporting me on your head without complaining, so I shouldn't be complaining about you doing the same to me when we're watching TV.
Cadpig: Thank you, Lucky, and I'll always be there to support you on my head when we need to reach for high things or sneak into places where we're not allowed in.
Lucky: Good. I don't want you to act the same way Mum acted with me when I sat on her head one time.
Cadpig: Don't worry, Lucky, I won't be like that, just as long as you treat me right.
---
Mooch: Waaahahahahaaaa!!!
Lucky: *grumbles to himself* Cry, cry, weep, wail, and sob! It's disgusting!
Rolly: Lucky, stop acting like Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster.
---
Cruella: Oh, aren't you a nice, cute little puppy? You are! Come here!
Lucky: You know, it's a good thing that Belchic used his embarrassment gun on Cruella to stop her from trying to make a fur coat out of us.
---
Lucky: Clayton, don't ever use your growth ray on me again! Even if our mother asked you to, just don't, because I don't want her to sit on my head again!
---
Cockroach: Hee, hee, hee.
Rolly: *gasps* OH, MY GOD! It's the thingyroach!
Lucky *off screen*: Rolly, that's a COCKROACH, you dummy!
---
Spot: That's it! This is the last time I babysit Rolly! No one is even paying me a thing to do this!
---
Spot: I have a very strange feeling that there's something on my butt.
Rolly: What are you talking about? I don't see anything.
Spot: Really, Rolly! I thought I saw something on my butt that has been causing some discomfort lately.
Rolly: Spot, there is nothing there. Let's just go chill with Lucky and Cadpig at Hiccup Hole.
---
Cadpig: At last! I have finally found a spot where I can relieve myself! Yes! It's mine! All mine!
Lucky *off screen*: Man, Cadpig, why do you have to act so weird?
Rolly: Let's go, guys! Let's just leave Cadpig with her potty spot!
Lucky: Yeah. I can't stand to see her go cuckoo about it anymore!
Spot: Maybe when we get back there, Cadpig will be somewhere else.
Lucky: I hope so.
---
Priscilla: Two-Tone, remember that one night when Patch gave me a ring?
Two-Tone: Of course, I do, Priscilla. Why do you ask?
Priscilla: Well, you said that the ring he gave me looked very familiar.
Two-Tone: It does. I have seen that ring before.
Priscilla: Where have you seen it?
Two-Tone *voice over*: I first saw it being held in Mooch's paw, while Belchic and I were sneaking up on him from behind when we were in a trench coat disguise. I knew that Mooch wanted to give that ring to me and make me be his girl, so Belchic and I used our disguise to pull a prank on him that will make him change his mind that he'll never want to be in love with me again. Our prank worked, and Mooch tossed the ring, saying that it wasn't even worth it.
Priscilla: And sometime after that, Patch found the ring and planned to give it to me, right?
Two-Tone: Exactly! Now, you have the ring, and you're lucky that Patch was able to find it and give it to you.
---
Cadpig: Hey, everybody! I'm Cadpig, and I'm here to talk to you about my show Ask Cadpig. It is just like Ask Ashley on All That, where clueless people sent in their letters in hopes of getting advice, only to get yelled at and be called names for what they've asked. At the beginning of each show...
...I started out as a very sweet girl who is always there to help others on whatever problems they have in their lives, but every single one of those questions were very stupid, like those people don't even have a clue on some of the most simple things in life. So, after reading all those letters from all those dimwitted people who sent them, what I did in response was...
...yell at those stinkin' people! Yeah! I yelled at them and called them names as I give them some answers to their stupid questions! I'm sorry, but they know they're just seeking for trouble rather than seeking for advice when they ask me those questions! Exactly how old are those people? What's even worse is...
...that one of my brothers, Rolly, came into my room and asked for advice on how to make others stop making fun of him for getting bigger and fatter by eating way too much and wearing too small shirts that don't cover his big belly. And guess what I told him? I told him to stop eating too much and wear bigger shirts. That's right. What else should I tell him? I even told him to eat vegetables if he must eat something, and I also told him to get gome exercise before I send him out. Man, I hate to see what questions all my other siblings may ask me if they send me their letters. So, in conclusion...
...my show of Ask Cadpig is just the same as Ask Ashley on All That, except Ask Ashley has all the letters written by the members of the show, while Ask Cadpig sometimes have letters sent by real people. Tune in next time to hear more questions from more people, and to hear the answers I will give. It should be very interesting. Buh-bye, everybody!
How you holding up?