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Post by Flowgli on Jul 25, 2009 8:23:12 GMT -5
Okay, everybody, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna use some of the screenshots I posted before and add some captions. Here I go! *** Thunderbolt: Hey, Patch, do I look fat when I lay down like this? Patch: Yeah, you do. Thunderbolt: You didn't even look! --- Patch: Yum! These chili dogs are so delicious; I can eat them all day! *one hour later* Patch: Oh, no. I think I'm gonna puke. I shouldn't have ate too much of those chili dogs. Thunderbolt *off screen*: Well don't puke on me! Patch: Stand back! *vomits* Thunderbolt: Ew. Now, that was nasty. --- Patch: Wow, take a look at that, Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt: Take a look at what, Patch? There's nothing there. Patch: But there will be. It's gonna fall from the sky and hit the ground right here. Thunderbolt: Oh, please. Like something like that is actually going to happen? Patch: It will, Thunder! It will! Watch! Patch: It's a beautiful ring! Just look at how shiny it is! Thunderbolt *off screen*: Wow, you're right! Man, that is one big diamond right there. So, what are you gonna do with it? Patch: I'm going to give it to Priscilla, the prettiest girl I ever laid my eyes on. That blue diamond ring would definitely go well with those adorable blue bows she wears on her ears.
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 25, 2009 14:08:26 GMT -5
I got more! *** Cameraman *off screen*: Patch, don't turn your back on the camera. It's rude, you know. Patch: Shut up! And get that camera away from me! --- Patch: Oh, my goodness! Thunderbolt, what happened to your teeth? They're all brown and crooked. Thunderbolt: My pet hasn't been taking good care of me lately. He even keeps forgetting to take me to the vet to check how my teeth are doing. --- Patch: C'mon, play with me! Play with me! I'm so much fun, and I get along with everybody. So, will you come and play with me, please?--- Patch: Oh, look, Thunderbolt. There's Priscilla right now. Thunderbolt *off screen*: So, are you gonna give it a shot and ask her to go out with you? Patch: Sure. Why not? Well, here I go. Patch: Um...hi, Priscilla. Priscilla *off screen*: Hello, Patch. Patch: Say, I was just wondering if...um... Priscilla: Yes? Patch: Well... *laughs nervously* I was just wondering if you would like to go out with me. Priscilla: Really? You're asking me to go out with you? Patch: Um...yeah. Priscilla: Gee, Patch, I don't know what to say. Patch: Well, how about "yes"? Priscilla: Yes, Patch. I would love to go out with you. Patch: You would? Priscilla: Oh, yes. Now, come down here and let me give you a kiss for asking me out. Patch: Whoooo, yeah! That is one wonderful kiss! *Priscilla giggles* Priscilla: I'm very happy that you enjoy it. So, when will we have our date? Patch: How about tonight? Priscilla: I'm there! Patch: Wow, that was amazing! I'm never washing this cheek again! Thunderbolt *off screen*: So, how did it go? Did you ask your girl out? Patch: Yes! And she said yes! I told her that we will have our date here in London tonight!Thunderbolt: You and Priscilla are having a date out here tonight? That's wonderful! Patch: It sure is. Now, I gotta go home and get ready for the best night of my life!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2009 17:13:12 GMT -5
hehe nice start Flo(I like the one's with the hot dogs)
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Post by Belchic on Jul 26, 2009 21:35:03 GMT -5
lol!
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Post by Olwe on Jul 27, 2009 3:21:37 GMT -5
Nice =3
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Post by Belchic on Jul 27, 2009 13:29:32 GMT -5
You should really keep doing this.
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 27, 2009 13:44:55 GMT -5
I soon will continue doing this. I don't want to let the rest of the screenshots I posted go to waste.
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 29, 2009 8:16:24 GMT -5
Thunderbolt: Hey, there, Patch! How did your date with Priscilla go, little buddy? Patch *off screen*: It was amazing. When Priscilla and I were making out, she just couldn't keep her paws off me. It really felt good. Thunderbolt: Sounds like she's the perfect girl for you. Patch: She is. Thunderbolt: Awww, and I am so happy for you. You two are gonna make a cute couple when you get older. *Patch giggles* Patch: We sure are. --- Thunderbolt: Hey, good morning, Lightning. Lightning *off screen*: Good morning, Thunderbolt. Hey, guess what? The producer wants to make a commercial with you in it. Thunderbolt: Really? What's the commercial gonna be about? Lightning: It's about how good that baby food can be for a dog's health. Thunderbolt: NOOOOOOOO!!!! That's my worst nightmare! I once ate a whole ton of baby food, and it all made me inflate like a balloon! I nearly exploded just eating all that yucky stuff! Lightning: I know. I've seen that happen before, remember? But back then, all that baby food were far past their expiration date. Right now, the baby food you're about to try out are in perfect condition. Thunderbolt: I hope so. I don't want to end up nearly exploding again.
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 30, 2009 9:05:53 GMT -5
Patch: Mmm. Priscilla. You're a real cutie, no matter what anyone says. I love you. Thunderbolt: Um...Patch, wake up. That's my leg you're hugging. Patch: Huh? Oh! It was all a dream, was it? How long have I been asleep? Thunderbolt *off screen*: Since Priscilla left after her visit here. Now, let's go home. --- Patch: Dad, I just had a bad dream that Priscilla is with another dog, and she said she doesn't love me anymore. Do you think that's really gonna happen? Pongo *in his sleep*: Yes, I do. Patch: Oh, no. I can't believe this. Priscilla is going to dump me for another dog. *starts shedding tears* *the next morning* Patch: *gasps* OH, NO! Priscilla is with another dog! It's just like in the nightmare I have last night! Patch: Oh, but I'm not gonna sit here and let someone take away my girl! I'm gonna go out there and win my sweetheart back! --- Thunderbolt: *whines and cries* Patch: What's wrong, Thunderbolt? Thunderbolt: It's all that baby food that has been bothering me. The producer made me eat a whole ton of it for a commercial, and they were all past their expiration date. It all made me inflate like a balloon and nearly caused me to explode! And now he's gonna make me eat it again! *cries loudly* *later that day* Producer *off screen*: C'mon, Thunderbolt, it's all part of the commercial. You gotta eat all that baby food. Director *off screen*: Cut! Thunderbolt isn't feeling well. Feeding him all that baby food is making him sick! We gotta take him to the vet, and fast! Thunderbolt: *whines*
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 30, 2009 12:50:05 GMT -5
ouch poor thunderbolt
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 30, 2009 19:30:28 GMT -5
Announcer *off screen*: Hi, there! It's time for Ask Cadpig!Cadpig: Thaaaaaaat's me! Hello, everyone. I'm Cadpig, and I'm here to answer your questions. Yes, I'm the pup you should seek for advice, because I'm just the type of pup who can help solve your problems. Here's our first letter. It's from Tyrus Baker from Minneapolis, Minnesota. The letter reads: "Dear Cadpig--"Thaaaaaaat's me! "Dear Cadpig,
I just got a new puppy for my birthday. He's a white dog, but he has some black spots all over him. I don't know how and why he got all those spots on him. He's not feeling sick, and the spots were not painted on. Why does my dog have all those spots?"Well, Tyrus, I think I know why... IT'S A STINKIN' DALMATIAN! A DALMATIAN, YOU BIG, FAT DODO! DALMATIANS ARE WHITE DOGS WITH BLACK SPOTS ON THEM, JUST LIKE ME! HONESTLY, CAN'T YOU TELL WHAT BREED IS YOUR DOG JUST BY LOOKING AT IT? "HI, MY NAME IS TYRUS, AND I JUST GOT A NEW DALMATIAN DOG FOR MY BIRTHDAY, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A DALMATIAN IS, AND BLAH-DY, BLAH-DY, BLAH-DY, BLAH-DY, BLAH!"*breathes heavily as audience laughs* Cadpig: Our next letter is written to us by Patricia Menendez from Cleveland, Ohio. And the letter is as follows: "Dear Cadpig--"Thaaaaaaat's me! "Dear Cadpig,
I was just watching the animated movie 101 Dalmatians for the first time ever. While I was watching the movie, I noticed that one of the puppies, whose name is Patch, has a bruise over his right eye. I don't know how he got that, and the movie didn't show a scene where he didn't have it. He can't be hurt through the whole movie. Can you explain this to me, please?"Patricia, of course I can explain it, sweetie... IT'S ONE OF HIS STINKIN' SPOTS! IT'S A SPOT OVER HIS EYE, YOU NIMROD, NOT SOME BRUISE! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT A BRUISE REALLY IS? HOW ABOUT I COME OVER THERE AND PUNCH YOU REALLY HARD IN THE FACE! THAT WOULD PROBABLY TEACH YOU ABOUT DALMATIANS AND THEIR SPOTS! AND IF YOU STILL DON'T LEARN YOUR LESSON, GO TO MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA AND ASK TYRUS BAKER, WHO JUST GOT A DALMATIAN PUPPY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY BUT DOESN'T KNOW A SINGLE STINKIN' THING ABOUT DALMATIANS OR HOW THEY GOT THEIR SPOTS! MAN!*breathes heavily as audience laughs* Cadpig: Our final letter is from Jerry Michaels, who resides in Miami, Florida. And this is what he wrote: "Dear Cadpig--"Thaaaaaaat's me! "Dear Cadpig,
I just found a board on the internet made for big 101 Dalmatians fans. I'm a big fan of it myself. When I was looking through the drawings section of the board, I was looking through Nemo's art thread. And in that thread, there were no pictures she drew, there were just links. How do I get to see what she drew?"Well, Jerry, I believe I have the answer of what you should do... CLICK ON THE STINKIN' LINKS! JUST CLICK ON THEM, YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A 101 DALMATIANS FAN! IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO DO! CLICK ON THE LINK, AND YOU'LL SEE A NEW WINDOW POP UP AND SHOW YOU ALL HER PICS, WHICH WERE SUBMITTED AT DEVIANTART! DIDN'T YOU EVEN BOTHER TO READ THE NOTE ON A FEW OF HER POSTS, WHICH TELLS YOU TO CLICK ON THE LINKS TO SEE HER PICS? PROBABLY NOT, BECAUSE I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ! IF YOU'RE REALLY A BIG FAN OF 101 DALMATIANS, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO CLEVELAND, OHIO AND WATCH THE ANIMATED FILM WITH PATRICIA MENENDEZ, WHO THINKS THE SPOT OVER PATCH'S RIGHT EYE IS A BRUISE? AND YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE HER WITH YOU TO MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA AND FIND TYRUS BAKER THERE, WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A DALMATIAN IS, DESPITE RECENTLY GETTING ONE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY! AND YOU ALL CAN WALK THAT BIRTHDAY PRESENT TOGETHER, AND PROBABLY GET ATTACKED BY IT ONE BY ONE, BECAUSE YOU GOT NO STINKIN' BRAINS! GOD!*breathes heavily as audience laughs* Well, that's all the advice I have for you today. Goodbye.
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 30, 2009 22:34:13 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2009 22:36:08 GMT -5
lol I remember that skit
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 31, 2009 7:50:31 GMT -5
Yeah. Ask Ashley was my favorite skit from All That. I really miss it.
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Post by Belchic on Jul 31, 2009 21:39:41 GMT -5
Props to you, Flo! One of the best skits All That had, and probably the only thing where Amanda Bynes was funny and not annoying.
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