Lucky: Patch, this is a perfect night for me and Two-Tone to go double dating with you and Priscilla.
Patch: Lucky, I don't think double dating is a good idea. After Priscilla and Two-Tone had that argument about incest, they have been hating each other.
Lucky: Well, this double date is the whole idea, to get the girls to make up and become friends again.
Patch: Are you sure this is gonna work out?
Lucky: Trust me. It's gonna work out just fine.
*one hour later*
Patch: This is a great movie.
Priscilla: Yes. It's a very wonderful movie.
Patch: Priscilla, Two-Tone, don't you two have anything to say to each other?
Priscilla: Say something like what?
Two-Tone: Yeah, Patch, what?
Patch: Oh, you two know what? Make up with each other, right now.
Lucky: Yeah, girls, you can't keep picking at each other. You're best friends. You have to work this out.
Priscilla: *sighs* I hear you, boys. I caused my friendship with Two-Tone to end just because I had a problem with her having one of her own brothers as her boyfriend. *to Two-Tone* I'm sorry, Two-Tone. I'm sorry for losing it. After our argument, I've been hearing from other dogs that incest doesn't seem to actually be much of a problem to dogs or other animals. Will you forgive me?
Two-Tone: Well, you
are my best friend, and you were just trying to show how much you care about me and Lucky just like you showed how much you cared about Patch. Yes, Priscilla, I'll forgive you. And I'm sorry for grossing you out about this whole incest thing. It's just that it's very common for many animals, especially for dogs, to have that kind of relationship.
Priscilla: I understand.
Patch: Well, I'm glad we have that settled. Oh, Priscilla, I got a surprise for you. I'll show them to you after the movie.
Priscilla: Okay, Patch. How nice of you to come up with a surprise for me.
*another hour later*
Patch *off screen*: Surprise!
Priscilla: Wow! Patch, this collar is
beautiful!Two-Tone: Looks like Patch was able to afford that nice collar for you, Priscilla.
Patch: And I have something that will go well with that collar.
Priscilla: What a beautiful ring! It's a nice big diamond! Patch, I can't believe you can afford this as well.
Patch *off screen*: I didn't. I found it in the park when I was walking with Thunderbolt. I took it home with me and had it all tidied up for you.
Priscilla: Oh, Patch, thank you very much for the surprises. I love them, and I love you.
Patch: I love you, too, sweetheart.
Two-Tone *off screen*: Hmm, that ring looks very familiar...