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Post by Flowgli on Aug 2, 2009 21:11:36 GMT -5
Lucky: Hello, Mum! Perdita: Um...Lucky, what are you doing on top of my head? Lucky: Well, Patch is on top of Dad's head to get a better view of the stars coming out, so I thought of doing the same with you. Pongo: Patch, are you enjoying the view from up there? Patch: Yes, Dad, I am. The stars are gonna be beautiful, just like my wonderful Priscilla. Thunderbolt: They sure are, little buddy. They sure are. Perdita *off screen*: Um...Lucky, why don't you go and sit on top of Thunderbolt's head? Lucky *off screen*: You know, I would, but-- Thunderbolt: Up you go! So, Priscilla, how do you like it up there? Priscilla: I love the view from up here! This is a nice spot to see the stars tonight! Perdita: Okay, then. Well, I don't mind you watching the stars with me, but how come you get to sit on top of my head? How come I don't get to sit on top of yours? Lucky: Because I'm too small and you're too big. Perdita: What? Are you saying I'm fat? Lucky: No, I'm just saying that you're heavy. Perdita: *sobs* GET OFF ME! *shakes Lucky off her head* Lucky: Whoa! *falls off and lands hard on the ground* I'm okay!
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Post by Belchic on Aug 3, 2009 12:59:22 GMT -5
Since when does Perdita have the brain of a spoiled little girl?
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 8, 2009 9:36:29 GMT -5
Thunderbolt: Well, Patch, gotta go. I'm gonna have some time alone with Amber tonight. Patch *off screen*: Okay. I'll see you at work tomorrow. Thunderbolt: The night has come at last. My fur is clean, my teeth are white, and my breath is kissy fresh. All right, here I go. *one hour later* Amber: Hey, Thunderbolt, how does my breath smell? *breathes on Thunderbolt* Thunderbolt: *bursts out laughing* Your breath smells funny! *stops laughing abruptly* Funny strange, I mean, not funny "ha ha". *later that night* Thunderbolt: This is nice. Amber: Yeah. Just you and me together. The two of us alone in bed. I'm glad we have this night alone. Thunderbolt: Me too, Amber, me too.
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 10, 2009 21:01:18 GMT -5
Patch: Hey, everybody! I'm so glad to be here at the music festival tonight. I have a song coming up right now, and I want my girl, Priscilla, to hear this. Start the music! * Stand Out from A Goofy Movie begins playing* Patch (singing): Open up your eyes Take a look at me Get the picture fixed In your memory I'm driven by the rhythm Like the beat of a heart And I won't stop until I start To stand out To stand out
Some people settle for the typical thing Living all their lives waiting into waste It ain't a question of 'if' Just a matter of time Before I move to the front of the line
Once youre watching every move that I make You gotta believe that I got what it takes
To stand out Above the crowd Even if I gotta shout out loud `Til mine is the only face you'll see Gonna stand out `Til you notice me
If the squeaky wheel's always getting the grease I'm totally devoted to disturbing the peace And I'll do it all again when I get it done Until I become your number one
No method to the madness and no means of escape Gonna break every rule or bend 'em all outta shape It ain't no question of 'how' just a matter of 'when' You get the message I'm tryin' to send
I'm under a spell I'm in over my head And you know I'm going all of the way to the end
To stand out Above the crowd Even if I gotta shout out loud `Til mine is the only face you'll see Gonna stand out `Til you notice me
If I could make you stop and take a look at me Instead of just walking by There's nothing that I wouldn't do If it was getting you to notice I'm alive
All I need is half a chance A second thought A second glance to prove I got whatever it takes
It's a piece of cake
To stand out, above the crowd Even if I gotta shout out loud 'Til mine is the only face you'll see Gonna stand out, stand out Yeah
Stand out Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Stand out Mmm 'Til mine is the only face you'll see Gonna stand out 'Til you notice me
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Post by Belchic on Aug 11, 2009 2:05:16 GMT -5
Hehe, nice, and the record didn't break down this time!
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 11, 2009 19:49:41 GMT -5
Claire: I've got you, now, Patch. There's no way Priscilla or anyone else can find you. Patch: Mmmpphh! Claire: Nor can they hear you. That tape is really keeping you from having your cries for help be heard. Patch: Mmmpphh! Mmm-mmmff! Claire: Aw, what's the matter? Having trouble breathing through that tape? Or maybe the ropes are tied too tight? Patch: Mmmmmpphhh!*Thunderbolt bursts in and did his trademark bark* Thunderbolt *off screen*: Hold it right there, woman! You better let my little buddy go, right now! Claire: Thunderbolt! How did you know I have Patch here? Thunderbolt: I've been following you the whole time when I saw you kidnap him. Now, untie him! Claire: *scoffs* Or what? Thunderbolt: Or I'll do this! *beats Claire up* Claire: Hey! Ow! Stop! Hasn't anyone ever told you that's no way to treat a lady? Thunderbolt: Well, hasn't anyone ever told you that this is no way to treat a friend? *locks Claire up in a trunk* That oughtta hold ya! Don't worry, Patch, I'm coming over to untie you. *unties Patch* Thunderbolt *off screen*: Man, I thought Claire was gonna have you killed. I was very worried about you when she stole you away. Are you okay, little buddy? Patch: Mmm-mmmph. Thunderbolt: What's that? I didn't catch that. Patch: Mmmhhh! Mmm-mmmhh! Thunderbolt: Oh! I forgot that you still have duct tape over your mouth. Here, let me get it off. *quickly pulls tape from Patch's mouth, causing his fur to get ripped off* Patch: Ouch! That really hurts! Thunderbolt *off screen*: I'm sorry. Are you okay, though? Patch: I'm all right. Claire didn't hurt me. Thunderbolt: Oh, good. Glad to hear that. Patch: Where's Priscilla? Thunderbolt: Your family hid her safely in their farm. Patch: Okay. I gotta go and tell her that I'm all right and didn't get killed by her mother.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2009 19:55:04 GMT -5
would she really kill patch?
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 11, 2009 20:28:57 GMT -5
She has never been proven that she's the killing type, despite that she's a villainess. It could happen, but we'll never know.
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Post by Belchic on Aug 12, 2009 1:43:14 GMT -5
I like where this story is going so far...
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Aug 14, 2009 11:25:20 GMT -5
can wait to see more
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 16, 2009 17:04:58 GMT -5
* My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas plays on the radio off screen* Radio: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk? Lucky: D**n it, I hate that song! *kicks radio, causing it to fall and break into pieces* That oughtta teach ya for asking me that stupid question! What I have in this trunk is important stuff, not junk! And what I'm gonna do with all this important stuff is none of your business!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2009 17:43:45 GMT -5
LOL nice one Flo
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 17, 2009 20:23:08 GMT -5
*101 RPM begins playing Simple Plan's Grow Up* Lucky (singing): This is who I am And this is what I like GC, Sum and Blink And MxPx rocking my room If you're looking for me I'll be at the show I could never find A better place to go Until the day I die I promise I won't change So you better give up
I don't wanna be told to grow up And I don't wanna change I just wanna have fun I don't wanna be told to grow up And I don't wanna change So you better give up 'Cause I'm not gonna change I don't wanna grow up
I like to stay up late Spend hours on the phone Hanging out with all my friends And never being at home I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone I'm immature but I will stay this way forever 'Til the day I die I promise I won't change (change, change) So you better give up
I don't wanna be told to grow up And I don't wanna change I just wanna have fun I don't wanna be told to grow up And I don't wanna change So you better give up 'Cause I'm not gonna change I don't wanna grow up*Interlude* I don't wanna be told to grow up (grow up, grow up) I don't wanna be told to grow up (grow up, grow up)
I don't wanna be told to grow up And I don't wanna change I just wanna have fun I don't wanna be told to grow up And I don't wanna change So you better give up I don't wanna be told to grow up And I don't wanna change I just wanna have fun I don't wanna be told to grow up And I don't want to change So you better give up 'Cause I'm not gonna change I don't wanna grow up 'Cause I'm not gonna change I don't wanna grow up
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 18, 2009 21:07:30 GMT -5
*Priscilla opens the curtains to find another girl with Patch* Priscilla *off screen*: *gasps* PATCH IS CHEATING ON ME! *Patch and the other girl pup woke up* Patch: Priscilla? Priscilla: Patch, who is that pup? And why is she sleeping on the same bed with you? Patch: Calm down, Priscilla. She's just one of my sisters. *Priscilla looks around the bed, seeing all of Patch's siblings staring at her* Priscilla: Oh, you mean to tell me that you all share the same bed? Patch: Yes, we do. Priscilla: Um, you guys don't...you know...fool around in bed, do you? Patch: Fool around? No, of course not! We just sleep. Well, the only pups fooling around in bed are Lucky and Two-Tone. And they're doing it right now! Priscilla *off-screen*: *gasps* LUCKY! TWO-TONE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING WHAT I'M THINKING YOU'RE DOING! Two-Tone: Priscilla, relax. Incest doesn't apply to dogs. Priscilla: You know your mother is not going to like this! Lucky: Well, whether our mother likes it or not, she's gonna have to get used to Two-Tone and me doing this. Two-Tone: Yeah, because if our mother has a problem with Lucky and me being together like this, then that's too bad! Lucky: Two-Tone and I know that we are really meant to be, so you can just tell our mother that we're never gonna break up, no matter what! Two-Tone: And you can give her this message while you're at it! *Two-Tone and Lucky stuck their tongues out* Lucky and Two-Tone: Nyah!Priscilla: Well, fine, then! Go ahead and f**k each other's spots off! Maybe you'll have a horrible life together as a couple! Maybe you'll have over 200 children and have a very hard time raising them all! That would make you wish you had actually listened to everyone else about all this. You'll see. Hmph! *walks off*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2009 21:53:07 GMT -5
lol why dose she care?
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