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Post by Flowgli on Aug 28, 2016 17:20:07 GMT -5
Jasper: *sniffs Horace's butt* Ugh! Horace, you seriously stink! You need to wash yourself! Horace *muffled*: I took a bath last Tuesday, Jasper! Jasper: Horace, get your face away from between my legs! This doesn't feel right! Rolly and Danielle: *burst out laughing in unison* Danielle *laughing*: Those two look like they're 69ing each other! Rolly *laughing*: It sure looks like it! That's not what they're really doing, but it looks like it! Danielle *laughing*: We should come back here next time we get together and see what else these guys would do that wouldn't look right! Rolly *laughing*: I've got a better idea! We should take a picture of them in this pose and show it to everyone else in the farm! *two minutes later* Pups: *burst out laughing* Thunderbolt: *laughing* Oh, my God! I never thought a picture like that would ever be taken! It's just so disturbing and yet so funny! Patch: Um, yeah, that just looks plain disturbing. Why would anyone want to see Horace and Jasper like that? I'd really hate to see you and Amber get in a pose like that, Thunder. --- Rolly: One giant bean burrito, please. Cadpig: Not coming right up! --- Priscilla: Mmmmmppphhhh! Mmmmm-mmmmmmmmhhh! Patch: *gasps in shock* Oh, no! Priscilla's in trouble! Priscilla: Pmmmpphh, hmmlpf mmn! Patch: Grrr, whoever did this to Priscilla is gonna get ripped into shreds! *ten seconds later* Patch: Mmmmmmmmmhh. Kidnapper *off screen*: Now, I have both of you. Patch *thinking*: Well, that's just great. Now, Priscilla and I are both in trouble. --- Blaze: Ooh, lookit Cadpig blushing! Lookit Cadpig blushing! Cadpig must be keeping an embarrassing secret from us! Cadpig: Back off, Blaze! My embarrassing secret is my own business, not your business or anyone else's business! --- Cadpig: Hello! Lucky: You know, it's a good thing that Cadpig is not popping her head out of my butt, or I'd freak, right now. Rolly: Should we tell him? Spot: Let's not. Rolly: Works for me!
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Post by Two-Tone on Aug 29, 2016 2:19:18 GMT -5
lol leave it to the Badduns to get caught in a indecent pose.
and oh dear, somebody's pupnapped Patch and Priscilla!
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Post by Flowgli on Feb 27, 2017 23:22:56 GMT -5
Patch: Hey, Thunder, can you guess which pup I'm trying to make myself look like with my ears in this shape? Thunderbolt: Lucky? Patch: No. Lucky: Oh, of course, I have ears in this shape...for now. *** Cadpig: I see a spider, and I want it painted black. No Parker anymore; I want it to turn VENOM!
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Post by Belchic on Feb 28, 2017 15:44:18 GMT -5
Umm...is that last one a reference to something?
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Post by Flowgli on Feb 28, 2017 16:32:22 GMT -5
The last one is a reference to Ponder Sprocket's commentary on danmad297.
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Post by babclayman on Mar 1, 2017 5:38:25 GMT -5
I though it be a reference to Spider Man. ^^"
Is Patch trying to have Chive's Ears, Flo? ;3
Intriguing Captions, though, Flo! Looking forward to seeing more from you! ;3
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 1, 2017 11:01:19 GMT -5
It partly is a reference to Spider-Man. It's just that Ponder Sprocket sang that line in her commentary on danmad297, and in the video that she was commentating on, danmad297 was using Spider-Man 2099 as his avatar, changed it to Venom 2099, or Black Spider-Man, as he puts it, and changed it back to Spider-Man 2099.
And yes, Patch is trying to make his ears look like Chive's ears.
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 9, 2017 21:21:00 GMT -5
Patch: Hey, Thunder. How's my sexy, dreamy, cuddly, good-looking shining star? Thunderbolt: Patch, why are you greeting me like that? Do you still have that man crush on me? Patch: Oh, yeah. I just can't help it when I see you look so incredibly handsome. Thunderbolt: I hope you get over this crush really soon. I really do. You know how creeped out I get when you look at me and talk to me that way. Patch: Just be grateful that I'm not looking at your butt and complimenting you on it like I did last time. Thunderbolt: You're right. You're not looking at my butt, right now, because you can't even see it from where you're standing. Lucky: No, but Cadpig, Rolly, and I can see your butt from where we are. Cadpig: Well, I'm not looking at it. Do Thunderbolt and Patch even know that we're up here? Lucky: I don't think so. Oh, well. I'll just keep looking at it and imagine that he and I are flying together like birds. Rolly: I can see that Thunderbolt has got some nice, sweet cinnamon buns. Lucky: Well, that makes at least two of us. Rolly: No, I mean he really has got some nice, sweet cinnamon buns. They are being brought over to him on a platter, and Patch is now eating some of them with him. Lucky: Oh. It's food you're looking at. Why am I not surprised?
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Post by Belchic on Mar 19, 2017 16:18:26 GMT -5
Am I the only one who found that a little creepy?
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Post by Flowgli on May 23, 2017 20:26:58 GMT -5
Lucky: I will be the conductor of the orchestra at the ball tonight. *waves paw around, and orchestra music starts playing* *** Cruella *off screen*: Ride like the wind, Vendella! *** Rolly: We better hurry up and get out of this van before Horace and Jasper lock us in! Lucky: I have a bigger concern than that, you guys. I'm starting to get fat! Cadpig: *lets out a heavy sigh* Again! Lucky, how many times are you gonna get yourself fat? *Horace and Jasper close and lock the van doors* Rolly: Gee, Lucky, thanks a lot! Now, we're locked in here because of you! Lucky: I'm sorry, you guys. I couldn't help it if I keep getting fat! Cadpig: We really need to get you to stop eating junk food-flavored Kanine Krunchies. *** Spot: This can't be! I'm growing a pouch on my body! I'm turning into a kangaroo! *** Cruella: Now is not the time for a nap, Vendella! You need to wake up, get out there, and show the world what makes a dog a true champion! Vendella *in her sleep*: Uh, nuh-uh. I don't feel like waking me up, right now. Cruella: VENDELLA!Vendella: Gah! All right, all right! I'm awake, and I'm going! Sheesh! *** Spot: Patch is gonna have to take math classes with me as the teacher if he thinks that fifteen times two is ninety-nine. *** Roger: It's okay, Anita. The gory part of the movie is done being filmed. Anita: Oh, what a relief. I thought this scene is gonna go on forever. *** Vendella: If you have a problem with us, then you can just kiss our butts... ...but not mine literally! I'll bite yours if you do! *** Cadpig: Looks like we won't be able to get back home. Our family will be worried about us. Rolly: And there's no food around here. I'm gonna starve to death! Lucky: I'm actually okay with not being able to get back home again. My face is shaping itself to look human-like. Cadpig: Seriously, Lucky? You're worried about how you look over being pupnapped? I don't believe you! *** Spot: I am not amused.
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 8, 2024 11:53:11 GMT -5
Well, it’s been years since I’ve done one of these! *** Lucky: Hey, Mum, can we play today? Can you give me a ride on your head? Perdita: Not today, Lucky, I’m tired. Cadpig: I hope Lucky doesn’t end up making matters worse for himself. *** Ed Pig: And now, Ringmaster Ed Pig proudly presents…Mayor Ed Pig. Audience *off-screen*: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Ed Pig: Kids today. They don’t know a good circus act when they see one. *** Lucky: Patch! No…it can’t be… Spot: I’m afraid it is. Cadpig: Yep, it sure is. Rolly: That’s my bone! *gasps* Patch stole my bone! Patch: Did not! This is my bone! It has always been my bone! *** Lt. Pug: Excuse me, ma’am, but can you spare this dog some change? Cornelia: *laughs* Oh, don’t be silly, sir! We’re animals. We have no use for money.
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Post by BenBen on Jun 14, 2024 23:55:29 GMT -5
Ooooooooooh! It has been a while indeed. I'm so glad to see this to be continued. Don't stop the amazing work, Flo
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