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Post by Flowgli on Feb 12, 2015 16:32:54 GMT -5
Thunderbolt: *passes gas* Patch *off screen*: Ohh! Thunderbolt! That really stinks! Thunderbolt: *laughs uncomfortably* Sorry, kid. Must've been that bean burrito I had for lunch that caused me to do that. Oh, well. Having that bean burrito for lunch is a lot better than eating leftover baby food, don't ya think? --- Lucky *off screen*: What are the gambling gophers of Gunfire Gulch doing stacked on top of each other into a pyramid? Gopher on top: Um, we don't gamble. Gopher on center left: Yeah, gambling is a big no-no. Gopher on bottom right: And we are not from Gunfire Gulch, either. Gopher on bottom center: And do you know why? All gophers: Because there's no such place as Gunfire Gulch! Lucky: Well, what are you doing stacked on top of each other like that? Gopher on center right: Some pup with a green sweatband and three legs hired us all to be his cheerleaders. Lucky: Tripod got you to be his cheerleaders? Gopher on bottom right: Yeah. He couldn't find any girls to be his cheerleaders, so he chose us for the job. Lucky: Male cheerleaders? And why gophers, out of anything? Gopher on top: You might want to go ask him that yourself. You seem to know him better than we do. Lucky: I certainly do. --- Thunderbolt: I am Thunderbolt, one of the most loved dogs in the history of television! Everyone who has watched my show knows what I do on it, and I give my love to all of them with my smile. *ting* Yeah, everyone knows me for how I show off my teeth when I smile, as well. But no one knows what I'm really like when I'm not doing anything regarding my job as an actor, and I'm afraid that I would lose all my fans if they find out about the real me! Well, there is one fan who found out about the real me, and later on, he became my friend. By then, I became less afraid to let a fan of mine know that there's more to me than my show and my smile. I've gotten to find out a lot about some of my fans, as well. Some of the things I've found about them sounded really strange to me when I first heard about them. Really, really strange. But no matter how strange something about a fan of mine's sounded, it's really not a bad thing. I gave it a chance, and I gave an honest opinion on it, and that fan took my opinion on it very well. I had a great time finding out about my fans, and I like to keep at this... ...unless there are fans of mine out there whose only wish is to get me out of my own show and replace me on it, like this fan right here. So, a big fan of mine not only became my best friend, but also my new sidekick on my show. Patch: Um, Thunder? Who are you talking to? Thunderbolt: Well, um...oh, look down there, Patch! *points a paw at the bottom of the cliff* What's that? Patch: What? I don't see anything down there. Thunderbolt: It's down there. Go ahead and take a look! Patch: Okay. *runs off* Thunderbolt: Whew! That was a close one. Well, I have to bring this video to an end. I'm sorry, but I have a lot of other things to do. Though, I do have to say that I find it funny that my buddy fell for that trick I just pulled for the sake of doing this video, and that was one of the oldest tricks in the book. *laughs* Patch *off screen*: I heard that, Thunder! Thunderbolt: *stops laughing* Oh, man. And I thought he wasn't gonna hear me. Well, that's my video. Please, leave a comment below so you'll let me know if you like my video or not, and subscribe to my channel. I'll be making more videos in the future. --- Rolly *off screen*: Look at him. He's sleeping in a pile of stuffed animals and holding on to a teddy bear. Cadpig *off screen*: I know. How immature. Let's get rid of these stuffed animals, starting with that teddy bear. *grabs the teddy bear and tries to pull it away from Lucky* Lucky *whining*: No! *holds on tight to the teddy bear* Teddy mine!Spot *off screen*: Sheesh. What a baby. Lucky: I'm not a baby. --- Patch *in singsong tone*: Thunderbooooolt! IIIII seeeeeee yooooooouuu! Thunderbolt: Gah! Patch, please, don't make that stare. It looks creepy!
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Post by Flowgli on Feb 27, 2015 15:29:22 GMT -5
Patch: So, Priscilla, we're still on that double date with Lucky and Two-Tone, right? Priscilla: Yes, we are, Patch. Oh, would you just look at those two. Lucky: This double date is gonna be a great one tonight. Two-Tone: Just like all the other double dates we had before. Lucky: Yeah. Get your nice collar ready. Two-Tone: Get your bowtie ready. Priscilla: Lucky has been wearing bowties in many different colors lately. I wonder what color bowtie he's gonna wear tonight? Patch: He's probably gonna go back to wearing the color bowtie he wears the most often, the pink one. Priscilla: Maybe. Will you be wearing the light blue bowtie you always wear on our dates. Patch: Yes, I will. I wouldn't even dream of wearing a bowtie in another color. Priscilla: Aw, thank you, Patch. You're so sweet. Patch: Thank you, Priscilla. *kisses Priscilla* Priscilla: *giggles* You're such a good kisser. And I love the way you're holding me. Patch: Thank you, Priscilla. Let's get ready for that double date, now. Priscilla: Okay. *** Dipstick: Take off that silly-ass hat! Wizzer: Fail Chris Rock is fail. *** Lucky: Cadpig, I don't think I can keep my balance any longer. Why wouldn't you let me sit down and hold on to me? Cadpig: Lucky, if we're gonna go out in that disguise to the movies, then we've got to make ourselves in that disguise look a bit more taller. Rolly: Looks like Lucky is about to fall. Cadpig: If he does, then it's his fault for failing to improve the disguise, not ours. Rolly: I don't know, Cadpig. Cadpig: Well, maybe if we use duct tape to tape our feet down on each other's heads-- Lucky: No! Not duct tape! Cadpig: Then, you'd better keep working on your balance up there. You should be grateful that I'm keeping my head flat and standing completely still for a long time for you. *** Two-Tone: Gah! What the f*ck?! Lucky: What's wrong, Two-Tone? I thought you'd be okay with me wearing a bowtie in a different color besides pink. You did say that I look cool in any color. Two-Tone: Oh, no, Lucky. It's not that. Take a look at Patch! Lucky *off screen*: Oh, my God. He's making that creepy stare again. Two-Tone *off screen*: Why is he looking so psychotic? Is he fantasizing about raping Priscilla? Lucky: Nah, he would never think about that. He just does that to make others look deep into his eyes and see something else that's supposed to be in them. Either that, or he does that to creep out Thunderbolt. Two-Tone: Really? Lucky: Yeah. I keep telling him to take his medication, but does anyone listen to me? Nooooooo!!!*** Lucky: I'd really hate to get caught with this thing on my face. Rolly: I don't see a problem with wearing a mustache. But hey, at least these mustaches are fake, and we didn't have to apply hair growth cream on ourselves like Tony did. Tony: That's true. You two can remove your mustaches when you feel like it, but I don't plan on ever getting rid of mine. I look so good with it. *** Rolly: Oh, my God! It's back again! It's the THINGYROACH! Lucky *off screen*: It's a cockroach, Rolly! A giant cockroach! Rolly: You do realize that the last thing you said wouldn't sound right if you remove "roach" from it, right? Lucky: Who cares?! Just run!
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Post by Belchic on Mar 3, 2015 0:25:12 GMT -5
Lucky: Cadpig, I don't think I can keep my balance any longer. Why wouldn't you let me sit down and hold on to me? Cadpig: Lucky, if we're gonna go out in that disguise to the movies, then we've got to make ourselves in that disguise look a bit more taller. Rolly: Looks like Lucky is about to fall. Cadpig: If he does, then it's his fault for failing to improve the disguise, not ours. Rolly: I don't know, Cadpig. Cadpig: Well, maybe if we use duct tape to tape our feet down on each other's heads-- Lucky: No! Not duct tape! Cadpig: Then, you'd better keep working on your balance up there. You should be grateful that I'm keeping my head flat and standing completely still for a long time for you. Hehe. Well, I don't know if I should anticipate a sequel to this or not. It's highly unlikely it will happen, but regardless, I can totally see this scene played out this way in an actual episode! Except for maybe Lucky's fear of duct tape. That was kind of your idea.
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 9, 2015 13:57:12 GMT -5
Lucky: So, Two-Tone, you're all ready for the road trip? Two-Tone: Yes, I am, Lucky. This weekend is gonna be so much fun! Lucky: Patch, what about you and Priscilla? Are you two ready? Two-Tone *off screen*: Oh, my God! Patch is making that look again! Lucky *off screen*: Oh, great. He's staring at Amber's butt as she is leaving. Two-Tone *off screen*: Let's hope that he's not fantasizing about having sex with her, too. *** Rolly: Lucky, please, tell me Patch didn't call Thunderbolt back here. Lucky *off screen*: He did. Look at you and Cadpig. You're both fat. Well, Rolly, you're always fat, but now, you've gotten fatter. *** Patch *with mouth full*: I'm glad that those chefs are hired to cook for us in our studio, Thunder. They sure know how to make healthy food that actually tastes good. Thunderbolt *off screen*: Yeah. We should bring some of this food to your farm so they can eat whatever they want and still become healthy. *** Thunderbolt: Aw, man! And this sweater is brand new! Why does it have to rain today? *** Perdita *off screen*: Oh, not again. First, Lucky and Patch, had an argument over who pushed who in the fireplace. Then, they had an argument over what episode number is one of the episodes of Thunderbolt. Now, they're having an argument over who pushed who in the fireplace again. We really need to do something about those two. *** Lucky: Group hug, everybody! Spot: You know, this would be better if Rolly would get his big butt off me. *** Perdita: Now, children, let's all have a nice, quiet, and enjoyable movie day together, okay?
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Post by Belchic on Mar 9, 2015 14:02:59 GMT -5
Cadpig really has gotten fat there.
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Post by Flowgli on Apr 23, 2015 20:37:19 GMT -5
Thunderbolt: Hehehehehehehehehehe. Lucky: Thunderbolt, what are you giggling about? Thunderbolt: Oh, I just went in the barn to see Patch, and he started getting on my case about my sweater. Lucky: Really? Thunderbolt: Yeah, really. He complained about how I'm wearing it on a warm day. And yeah, I know it's warm out here today, and I'm not feeling cold, but I'm wearing it because, well, I just felt like it. Lucky: Oh. Well, I think you look cool in that sweater. Thunderbolt: Thank you, Lucky. Dumpling: I think I would look better if I was wearing that sweater. Lucky: *scoffs* In your dreams, Dumpling.
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Post by Flowgli on May 21, 2015 9:05:05 GMT -5
Thunderbolt: They really make the dumbest choices on what to make us eat for these commercials. Go-go: This is why I don't like doing commercials that involve food, even baby food. Patch: *gasps* Oh, no! Thunderbolt and Go-go ate that baby food again! I gotta warn Lucky! *runs off* *ten minutes later* Lucky: WHAAAAAAAT??!! THUNDERBOLT AND GO-GO GOT INFLATED FROM THAT BABY FOOD AGAIN??!!Patch *off screen*: See, Lucky? I told you! Danielle: *bursts out laughing* Collette: Now, what has gotten into her? Annette: She must've seen that commercial of Thunderbolt and Go-go eating leftover baby food and getting inflated like balloons from it. I guess it's going to take a while before they start doing a commercial together for Kanine Krunchies. Collette: True. Oh, and I don't see anything funny about that commercial Danielle just saw.
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Post by babclayman on May 21, 2015 9:47:53 GMT -5
Does have me wonder, why the decide to air the Advert, considering what the advrt shows what it does, to Canines. Though, I guess Humans may think that it’s some type of Special Effct or CGI, or something like that?
Though, does have me question, would Cadpig & Rolly compare what their barking sounds like, if they meet; Annette, Collete and Danielle?
Still, Nice Captions, Flo. ;3 Looking forward to seeing more Captions, from you, Flo. ;3
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 19, 2015 16:02:22 GMT -5
Thunderbolt: Hello, there, ladies. Annette, Collette, and Danielle *off screen*: Hello, Thunderbolt. Thunderbolt: Nice of you all to join me today. Annette: Well, you know, Thunderbolt, we wouldn't miss this opportunity to come down here to see you. Thunderbolt: Really? Just like Danielle here wouldn't miss her one and only chance to catch that baby food ad that was never meant to be aired and laughed so hard when she saw Go-go and me inflate like balloons from eating that stuff?! Danielle: Yeah, I got that chance to see that. I mean, come on. You gotta admit that it was funny. *bursts out laughing* Annette: Oh, here we go again. Collette: Well, we are not going to say that it was funny, because it really is not funny. Annette: Really, Danielle, why do you always have to make such big laughs over little things that are not even funny in the slightest? Collette: Danielle, you really need to seek help. Thunderbolt: You know, Danielle, maybe we should feed you some of that baby food so you can realize how it feels like after eating it. It won't make you inflate like a balloon like it did to Go-go and me--I might be wrong on that--but hopefully, it will teach you a lesson. Danielle: *stops laughing* Okay, Thunderbolt. Okay! I'll stop. That should save me the trouble of eating any of that baby food myself.
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 6, 2015 20:30:22 GMT -5
Lockjaw *rapping*: You can play good. You can play long. If you pick the dragon, all you got will be gone.Thunderbolt: *gasps* Oh, no! The rapping dragon is controlling Lockjaw's mind! The world is going to be taken over by crappy rap numbers! Lockjaw *rapping*: Don't do, can't do, won't do. If you do, you'll be through.Thunderbolt: My ears can't take it anymore! Can somebody please put a stop to this?! *"Rap Is Crap (I Hate Rap)" by The West Texas Rednecks begins playing* Thunderbolt: Country music? That's good music, but where is that coming from, and how is it going to destroy the rapping dragon's evil powers? Cowlorado Kid *singing*: I like country music. I love country girls. I like Willie Nelson, And don't forget about Merle. There's only one thing that I hate, 'Cause it's a bunch of crap. I-I-I hate rap.Lockjaw: Nooooooo! Not a song coming from a rap hater! Noooooooooooo!!! *curse inside Lockjaw's head explodes* Thunderbolt: All right! The rapping dragon's powers are destroyed, Lockjaw is free and on his way home, and it's all thanks to the Cowlorado Kid. I gotta go tell everyone about this. I hope that they will all believe me.
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 14, 2015 18:26:05 GMT -5
Cadpig: Oh, great. The fight hasn't even begun, and I'm already getting bored. *bell rings off screen three times* Cadpig *off screen*: Okay, now, Mooch is running like Sonic the Hedgehog? Cadpig *off screen*: I don't know what bizarre power Lucky has, but that power and Mooch's power combined makes a tornado. Weird! --- Mooch *with a French accent*: I am Bubbles, the world's famous fashion critic! Cadpig: Well, "Bubbles", you look an awful lot like someone I know around here. --- Vendella: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Scorch, who is about to reveal to you what's under his fur! Scorch: *lets out a hissing laugh* Lucky: Wait, you're not. Rolly: I don't think I even want to know what Scorch has under his fur. Spot: I just saw something more interesting over there. I think I'll watch that instead. --- Lucky *off screen*: Did Rolly bother the spaghetti spider again? --- Lucky: Do I really have to wear this costume for Halloween? Two-Tone *off screen*: I think you look cute in a costume like that. --- Cadpig: *makes bat sounds as she flaps her front legs up and down like wings* I'm a bat! I'm a bat! Lucky *off screen*: No, you're not a bat! My God, Cadpig, you really need to stop claiming to be other creatures! Cadpig: What? Are you saying that I can't be anything I want to be? Because I'm telling you, right now, buddy, that I can be anything that I put my mind into. I can be Jaws if I want to! --- Lucky: No one can have a set of teeth that looks as good as mine! Cadpig: Actually, they can. Teehee. --- Mooch: *bites and chews on hoop* Cadpig: That is not a donut. --- Cadpig *melodramatically*: Oh, the shame! How can I ever face my friends with a father that can't catch a cat?
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 20, 2015 8:17:06 GMT -5
Rolly: *bursts out laughing* Cadpig: Okay, I don't know what Rolly is on, but I want some, too. Lucky *off screen*: Rolly is not on drugs, Cadpig; he's just laughing at random like Danielle does. Cadpig: Indeed. Lucky: You know, we should hook Rolly and Danielle up with each other. They both really like to laugh very loudly and have their mouths as big and wide open as possible doing it. Lucky: Hmmmm. Yes, we should. --- Lucky *off screen*: And here, we have Mayor Ed Pig attempting to re-enact a scene from E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial and failing at it. --- Lucky: Ey, check it out. I have human hands. Lucky: How 'bout I get a handshake or a high-five, or maybe even five bucks. Cadpig: Lucky's not the only pup around here who can have their front paws turned into human hands. I can do it, too, and I use them to think. Cadpig: Sometimes, I like to use them to take some candy that anyone bothers to hand me. Rolly: And what about me? I can have my front paws turned into human hands, too, and I use them to express my feelings. Spot: And don't forget me. I can have my wings turn into human hands, too, you know. Lucky: And now that I have human hands, I can use them to beat Mooch in a boxing match. *looks up to see Spot and Cadpig make expressions of disapproval* Or not. --- Cadpig: Isn't this something? We have stars all over the barn. Rolly: Stars?! No! Please, get them away from me! Get them away! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
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Post by Belchic on Sept 20, 2015 15:35:02 GMT -5
Those were some pretty funny captions. Though I think Rolly should be with Chloe. Who is Danielle? Also, why is Rolly scared of stars?
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 20, 2015 15:45:17 GMT -5
Danielle is one of Lady and Tramp's three daughters, and I've seen her and Rolly together in a few pics on DeviantART. Rolly is only afraid of the stars in this set of captions because maybe he thinks they are going to do some bad magic on him or something like that.
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Post by babclayman on Sept 20, 2015 17:39:27 GMT -5
I think Flo has use her, in some of her Captions before, Belchic. Have you, Flo?
I think the reason, they show her with Rolly is that, Danielle has the voice of Rolly. Though, they also ship her, with Rolly too, Eh?
Intriguing Captions, Flo! ;3 Looking forward to seeing more from you! ;3
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