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Post by Flowgli on Jan 7, 2011 21:47:52 GMT -5
 Pongo: Oh, no! Clayton just made Perdita a giant. Please, don't let her squish me... Perdita *thinking*: Hmm, now that I'm a giant, what should I do with Pongo? ---  Cadpig: Two-Tone, I will be at the game tonight. If you need me for anything, I'm just one phone call away--during halftime, that is. Two-Tome: Wow, Cadpig! I didn't know you got yourself on the football team! Cadpig: I didn't. I didn't even try out. I'm just gonna be in the crowd, watching the game. Two-Tone: Oh, right. Anyway, since when did you get into football? Cadpig: I always have been into football. I just never told anyone. Two-Tone: You mean, you have been keeping this a secret from everyone? *pause* Cadpig: Yep! ---  Rolly: Hahahaha! That guy got hit on the head with a coconut! Lucky *off screen*: So, you really think that's funny, didn't you? Well, Rolly, I oughta hit you on the head with a coconut! *throws a coconut at Rolly, and it hits him on the head* |
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Post by Two-Tone on Jan 8, 2011 1:24:31 GMT -5
hehe nice captions ^^
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Post by babclayman on Jan 8, 2011 8:27:29 GMT -5
Awww, You used a picture of mine, in your Captions. ^^;
Don't worry, Clayton does ask each, Dalmatian/Creature he makes large, Not to cause any Harm to any other Dalmatian. X3
He is a Caring, Cautious Dalmatian Pup like that. ^-^
I do wonder what would happen though. o.o
Still, Awesome Captions, Flo. ;3
Looking forward for more. *Hugs* X3
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Post by Flowgli on Jan 18, 2011 19:33:00 GMT -5
 Priscilla: Mother, why do you have to bring that present from Beau back out here? I said I'm not going to open it! Claire *off screen*: Now, Priscilla, it has been almost a whole month since Christmas has been over. You must open the present. Don't you want to see what it is? Priscilla: I don't even want to think about what it is, let alone look at it! I don't want anything from Beau! He just makes me sick! Claire: Young lady, don't talk like that about Beau! I found him to be the perfect pup for you, and he really does love you! Priscilla: But I don't love him! I don't even like him! And you know what? He himself better not be the Christmas present in there! *gets out a giant pin and sticks it into the present, then waits for five seconds, only to hear nothing from the present* Well, there are no sounds of him crying in pain in there. Claire: That's because he is not in there. Priscilla: Then where is he?  Beau: Hello, Priscilla. Are you looking for me? Priscilla *off screen*: Beau! No, I'm not looking for you! I was just checking if you were in that present! Beau: Oh? Do you want me to be your Christmas present? Priscilla: NO! Claire *off screen*: Priscilla, please, be polite to Beau! Beau: Priscilla, even if I really get a giant pin stuck into me, I may feel the pain, but I won't cry or whine about it. I know you've been showing many signs to me that say you don't love me, but I just know that you really do love me very deep down.  Priscilla: Well, here's me showing a sign to you that says you're wrong! I'm turning my back on you and walking away from you! That's a sign to tell you that I really don't love you at all! Goodbye, Beau! *walks away* Claire *off screen*: Now, hold on just one minute, Priscilla-- Beau *off screen*: Don't worry, Claire. She's just playing hard to get. Once I get her to be my mate, I'll end up being the winner! ---  Moony: All right, everyone, let's get together so we can get our family picture taken. Rainy: I'm all ready. Now, kids, your father and I have to separate you two for the picture, because we can't stand seeing one of you picking on the other. Moony: Sunny, how are you over there? Sunny: I'm okay, Daddy. I have been getting really tired of Cloudy hitting me and throwing stuff at me, so separating him from me for the family picture is a great idea. Cloudy: Oh, who cares about that now, Sunny? I'm gonna look my best for the family picture, and when it's taken and the film is developed, I'm gonna show the picture to all the girls out there so they all can compliment me on how cute I am! Sunny: You're still not giving up on finding a girl who will really go out with you, are you? Cloudy: No, I'm not giving up one bit. ---  Cadpig: Hello, Lt. Pug. How nice of you to join us for a spot of tea. Lt. Pug: What? Tea? No! Spot: Geez, what is Lt. Pug all whiny about? It's just some tea. Lucky: Are you sure you don't want to have tea with us, sir? Rolly: It's really tasty. Lt. Pug: Please, cadets, don't make me drink tea! Lucky: What? We are not making you drink tea. We are just asking you if you want to have some with us. Spot: Seriously, sir, do you think this is some kind of punishment? Lt. Pug: I DON'T LIKE TEA! *screams in horror and runs away until he crashes into a pile of stuffed animals*  Lt. Pug: Huh? *looks down at a stuffed pig in his front paws* What? No! A stuffed animal?! I gotta get out of here! *drops the stuffed pig and runs away* Spot *off screen*: Man, Lt. Pug's got problems! He's scared of tea and stuffed animals? Lucky *off screen*: Yeah, he sure sucks. He needs to be replaced by someone better than him. We don't want him as our instructor at the Bark Brigade! |
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Post by Two-Tone on Jan 18, 2011 20:45:11 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Flowgli on Jan 20, 2011 22:06:12 GMT -5
 Priscilla: Hi, everybody! Cadpig *off screen*: Hello, Priscilla! That's a nice plush doll of Patch you got there. Priscilla: Thank you, Cadpig. Cadpig: Can I have it? Priscilla: No.  Cadpig: *bursts out crying* Spot: Geez, Cadpig, what is your problem?! Cadpig *crying*: Priscilla won't let me have her Patch plushie! Spot: Well, it is hers. She's not gonna give it away as a gift to you. Cadpig *still crying*: But it's not fair that she has a plushie and I don't! Spot: Um, yes, you do have a plushie. You have one of Gogo, remember? Cadpig: *stops crying* Oh, yeah, I forgot. But I don't know where it is. Spot: It's on that hay bale over there.  Cadpig: My Gogo plushie! I thought I have lost it! *hugs Gogo plushie* Spot *off screen*: Well, Cadpig, Lucky found it earlier and left it there for you. Priscilla *off screen*: Where is Lucky, by the way? I heard that he's gonna guest star in an episode of The Thunderbolt And Patch Adventure Hour, and he needs to be at the studio for filming. Spot: He's outside talking to Two-Tone.  Lucky and Two-Tone: *laughing* Cadpig *off screen*: Hey, Lucky, what's so funny? Lucky: I was just telling Two-Tone about Lt. Pug being afraid of tea and stuffed animals! Two-Tone: Yeah, and I wish I was there to actually see that! Cadpig: Yeah, that was very silly. By the way, Lucky, Priscilla just came here and told me that she heard you're gonna guest star in an episode of The Thunderbolt And Patch Adventure Hour. Lucky: Really? Cadpig: Yeah. So, when is the episode going to be taped?  Lucky: What? Oh, man, the taping is today! I gotta get to the studio now! I can't be late! *runs to Roger's car and gets a ride to the studio* |
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Post by Two-Tone on Jan 20, 2011 22:40:17 GMT -5
lol cool ^^
yay! Lucky in Thunderbolt!
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Post by Belchic on Jan 21, 2011 16:43:23 GMT -5
Can't wait to see more, Flo!
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Post by Flowgli on Feb 6, 2011 19:34:18 GMT -5
 Patch: Hi, Priscilla. I'm here to pick you up.  Priscilla: For a date? Patch, is that tonight? Patch: Yes, our date is tonight, remember? We said that we're gonna go out Saturday night, and I said that I'll be here to pick you up at six o'clock. Well, it's Saturday night, and it's six o'clock, and I'm here right now to pick you up. And you're not dressed for our date? Priscilla: I'm sorry, Patch, but I'm afraid we're gonna have to cancel our date. My mother said I have to stay here at home and take extra lessons for manners and etiquette with Beau. Patch: Is your mother here right now? Priscilla: No, but Beau is. *hears footsteps from inside* And here he comes now!  Beau: Hey, Priscilla, is Patch out there? Priscilla: Yes, he is. He came here to pick me up for a date, but I told him that I can't go. Beau: Good, because you know you have extra lessons for manners and etiquette to take tonight when your mother gets back. *looks at the suit Patch is wearing* And Patch, do you really plan to wear that on a date? Patch: Of course, I do. It's my best suit. I even wear this suit when I host Family Fortunes. What, you got a problem with that? Beau: Do I have a problem with that? Do I have a problem with that?! Look at that suit your wearing. Just look at it! You're wearing a gray suit with a purple shirt and a red necktie! What gentleman dresses like that for formal activities? Patch: And I suppose that you know about how a gentleman truly dresses a lot more than I do? Beau: I sure do. A black suit with a white shirt and a black bowtie is the proper way for a gentleman to dress. Ladies love it when they see gentlemen dressed in black suits. Patch *sarcastically*: Oh, sure they do. *points at the suit Beau is wearing* That suit is black...NOT! Beau: Please, Patch. "Not" jokes? How childish. That joke is taken directly from the movie Borat. Patch: Thunderbolt told me about "not" jokes, and he used that "not" joke just to show me an example of how they work. Beau: Oh, so Thunderbolt was the one who took that joke from Borat. Well, that makes him an immature dog, just like you and your family. Patch: Hey, don't you dare talk about me, Thunderbolt, or my family that way! Don't even think about talking about my other friends that way! Now, what time is Claire coming back? Priscilla: Patch, my mother is coming home in ten minutes. So, you have to leave right now while you still have time, or she will do something horrible to you and I'll be punished for a long time. Beau: Yes, Patch, get out of here! And if I ever catch you back here again, you're gonna receive a lot of pain from me! Patch: Fine! I'm leaving! But Priscilla is still my girlfriend, remember that. Sooner or later, she and I will be together again, and there won't be anything you or Claire can do to separate us again. You'll see. Hmph! *turns around and starts to leave* And you call yourself a gentleman and me immature. Honestly, it's you who is immature, and you're no gentleman at all, threatening me and speaking ill of me and my family and friends. Don't know a real gentleman who does that to anyone, ha! |
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Post by Two-Tone on Feb 6, 2011 22:28:08 GMT -5
ooo fight between Patch and Beau?
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Post by Flowgli on Feb 9, 2011 16:31:54 GMT -5
 Patch: It's gonna be another very busy day at the studio tomorrow. Good night, guys. *falls asleep* Priscilla *off screen, yelling*: PATCH!  Patch: Wha-?! Priscilla?! How long have you been standing here? Priscilla *off screen*: Long enough. I've been seeing you getting into bed with some of your brothers and sisters. Patch: Priscilla, we've been through this once before. We just share the same bed to sleep in, not to fool around with each other in...well, except for Lucky and Two-Tone doing it with each other. It's not like I'm cheating on you with one of my own sisters. Priscilla: Oh, no, Patch. It's not that. I know you wouldn't cheat on me or fool around with any of your own sisters. The problem is just the bed itself. Patch: Just the bed? What about it? We've had that bed ever since we were born, and it helps us sleep better. It helps us keep warm and sleep comfortably. What could be the problem with it?  Priscilla: *sighs* Patch, the problem about that bed is that it's not big enough to fit all ninety-nine of you. It was good for you to use when there were only fifteen of you. And now, you guys have an extra eighty-four siblings, and where do they get to sleep? On the floor or cold grounds without anything to keep themselves warm and comfortable? The fifteen of you still get to sleep in that bed, while the rest doesn't. That's not fair for them. Don't any of you guys even care about your stepsiblings? *starts sobbing*  Patch: Yeah, I guess you're right. It really isn't fair that none of our adopted siblings get to sleep in that bed. *starts shedding tears* I feel awful that we didn't even let any of them sleep in it just one time. My blood siblings and I do care a lot about our adopted siblings, but I don't want us to stop sleeping in that bed.  Priscilla: Wait, Patch! You and your blood siblings don't have to give up sleeping on that bed. You can buy ten more like those. So, instead of just one bed, you guys will have eleven. Patch: That's a great idea! That way, there will be nine of us in each bed, and we all get to sleep comfortably and keep ourselves warm every night! Lucky *off screen*: Now, why are Patch and Priscilla making their discussion about getting more beds for us into an elementary school math class? |
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Post by Belchic on Feb 9, 2011 20:27:39 GMT -5
Hehe...looks like we're going to need some more beds.  |
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Post by Bishop on Feb 10, 2011 5:00:51 GMT -5
Hehehe, I got a good chuckle out of these.
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Post by Flowgli on Feb 21, 2011 22:47:18 GMT -5
 Cadpig: What usually makes a great relationship is when all of a sudden, someone is right there in your life, and you haven't planned on meeting that person. You had no expectation. It's just open and honest, and it's just there. It's when you're looking so hard, that's when everything just tightens up and you can't be yourself. But when you're not looking, the other person gets to see the real you, and that's when a relationship has a shot. |
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Post by Two-Tone on Feb 21, 2011 23:08:26 GMT -5
aww, good advice Cadpig ^^
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How you holding up?