Post by Flowgli on Aug 27, 2012 11:32:56 GMT -5
Thunderbolt: Hey, baby. Wanna hop in and take a ride in my car?
Female dog *off screen*: Sorry, sir, but I don't ride with strangers.
Thunderbolt: Not even for the new flavor of Kanine Krunchies?
Female dog *off screen*: I prefer Scooby Snacks. Pistachio gives me indigestion, and veal makes me fat.
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Roger *off screen*: Now, that has got to be the ugliest outfit I've ever seen on you, Cruella!
Cruella: I am not surprised that you said that, Richard. You probably think that everything I wear is ugly.
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Lucky: Now, we need someone to lure all the employees out of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Rolly: Hmm, I wonder who that will be?
Cadpig: Isn't it obvious? It's going to be someone who is really a chicken.
*all three pups grin at Spot*
Spot: Now, wait a minute! Don't look at me! There are other chickens around here who can help you put Kentucky Fried Chicken out of business!
Lucky: But Spot, you're the only chicken around here that we can really count on.
Cadpig: Not to mention that you're the only one small enough to easily fit through the vents and not get cooked.
Rolly: I like ramen noodles.
Lucky, Cadpig, and Spot *in unison*: WHO CARES, ROLLY?!
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Spot: Lucky, can you slow down? I need to take a closer look at that tiny thorn stuck in my wing!
Lucky: No way, Spot! I'm in the zone!
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Horace: Hey, can we stop over there for some candy?
Nanny: No, mister! We are not stopping for candy!
Horace: But I wanna get some candy! I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!
Nanny: I told you, we're NOT stopping at any store to get candy! Now, sit down, and act your age!
Horace: That's it! I'm taking the wheel!
Nanny: Horace, don't--!
Horace: *takes the steering wheel and drives the bus badly* Whee! I'm driving! This is fun!
Nanny: I have HAD it with you, young man! So, you wanna act like a child, eh? All right, then! I'll punish you like one! *spanks Horace's benind several times*
Horace: WAAA!!!
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Patch: Hey, Tod! How's it going?
Tod: Must...kill...friends of Amber and Thunderbolt!
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Rolly *singing*: Jingle balls!
Jingle balls!
Jingle all the balls!
Lucky: Um, Rolly? It's "Jingle Bells", not "Jingle Balls"!
Rolly: What? "Jingle Bells"? Never heard of 'em!
Cadpig: Hehehe. "Jingle Balls".